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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

DancingMachine posted:

Kenneth Walker status: a good use of a first round pick?!

Actually drafted in the 2nd round :v:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:flag:

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!

seiferguy posted:

Actually drafted in the 2nd round :v:

well that makes sense then!

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

seiferguy posted:

Buddy you don't need a working ACL to play CoD!

Yeah but if you dont unlock the Afghan Cleansing Legion you won't climb the leaderboards.

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
It is just so easy against the Bears

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
:boom:

e: Maybe not lol

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Pinwiz11 posted:

TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
:boom:

EDIT or maybe short

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
gently caress

https://i.imgur.com/isJcdCM.mp4

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 next sunday night

chiefs at jets

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Mega64 posted:

Imagine finding out that you're suddenly the new DC of the Chicago Bears and their barren roster, and oh yeah, your first game will be against the Kansas City Chiefs.

Pretty bad assignment but at least all you have to do is not commit a felony and no one will call for your job at least.

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 That's a td

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress THE COWBOYS :huh:

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
LOOOOOL WHAT WERE YOU DOING VANDER BOSCH

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Cowboys bad lol

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Mega64 posted:

Imagine finding out that you're suddenly the new DC of the Chicago Bears and their barren roster, and oh yeah, your first game will be against the Kansas City Chiefs.

Worse, you're the head coach

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Pack it in, this team fuckin sucks

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Keep going for 2 you dumb birds.

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Vertical Lime posted:

next sunday night

chiefs at jets

so we're just nationally televising snuff now, huh

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 :lmao: Cowboys

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 Pretend I posted it here lol

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 lol cowboys

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hopefully the first half Cardinals will show up for the second half this time.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Hey stop chasing points you idiot

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mega64 posted:

Imagine finding out that you're suddenly the new DC of the Chicago Bears and their barren roster, and oh yeah, your first game will be against the Kansas City Chiefs.

Technically just showing up means they have to pay us boys, I say to my defense during pre-game warmups

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Cowboys are frauds, but that’s not news.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Pack it in, this team fuckin sucks

At least we have Clownball to look forward to, always a treat.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Toaster Beef posted:

so we're just nationally televising snuff now, huh

Mahomes about to look at that Dolphins-Broncos score and do the Michael Jordan, "And I took that personally," meme.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Matt Nagy with the biggest of gently caress you's to the city of Chicago

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

shyduck posted:

Hey stop chasing points you idiot

They want to beat the Dolphins, can you blame 'em.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Stop going for 2 dummies

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Oh weird it’s almost like the cowboys played two of the biggest creampuffs in the league and they can’t actually hang against real teams

but this can’t be, every sports journalist was frantically masturbating over the assumption that playoff caliber teams will be roughly analogous to the Jets

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Pats gonna bury the Cowboys next week.

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 I turned on CBS to watch the bears on tv instead of my phone and it's professional bull riding, Carolina vs Oklahoma ?? Make all your jokes but I'm thinking cbs is onto something here

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Panthers offense is nothing but dropped post routes and hospital balls

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Toaster Beef posted:

i mean yeah, you know that and i know that, but elsewhere dak is regarded highly for reasons that evade me

He’s good but not great, which is something that can’t exist when discussing the Cowboys, therefore everyone here thinks he’s dogshit

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

CapnAndy posted:

Oh weird it’s almost like the cowboys played two of the biggest creampuffs in the league and they can’t actually hang against real teams

but this can’t be, every sports journalist was frantically masturbating over the assumption that playoff caliber teams will be roughly analogous to the Jets

It’s the Cardinals. They still haven’t played a real team.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 Cowboys have only won twice out of five visits to Glendale since 06 and we were the favorites every time

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

Panthers offense is nothing but dropped post routes and hospital balls

Turns out having any competent receivers at all is important.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

trevorreznik posted:

I turned on CBS to watch the bears on tv instead of my phone and it's professional bull riding, Carolina vs Oklahoma ?? Make all your jokes but I'm thinking cbs is onto something here

It’s on Fox.

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Jamal Adams might be the highest paid player in the NFL on a per-game-played basis? Not for long I guess with Aaron Rodgers out though.

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