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SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Prez #4 (1974)

# ? Sep 24, 2023 11:51

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:02

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

prez is too implausible to take seriously. how can there be a us president that isn't already a vampire?

# ? Sep 24, 2023 11:54

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Is all Prez like that? It's so weird I feel compelled to check it out

# ? Sep 24, 2023 13:53

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Note to self:
Be on the lookout for coffin shaped suitcases, they may contain legless Dracula.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:34

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

I'm intrigued by "it worked! He fell for it!" Like yes it's a pun, but does Prez also mean his native vice-president or whatever bluffed to the half-vampire that the swastika was actually a religious symbol to him and therefore could ward off a vampire? :psyduck:

# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:37

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

davidspackage posted:

I'm intrigued by "it worked! He fell for it!" Like yes it's a pun, but does Prez also mean his native vice-president or whatever bluffed to the half-vampire that the swastika was actually a religious symbol to him and therefore could ward off a vampire?

Oh, Eagle Free isn't vice-president. He's director of the FBI.

And yes, Prez is thoroughly bizarre.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 15:35

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is all Prez like that? It's so weird I feel compelled to check it out

There isn't really that much more of it. The original run was just four issues

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:11

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I was enjoying the "reboot" in 2015, but they canceled the 12 issue series 6 issues in. Who could have been interested in a comic about the president that would have run through the 2016 election?

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:15

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Power Man and Iron Fist #103 (1984)

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:01

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

TwoPair posted:

Hey, that dude could be halfway across the universe, Cap is both local and easy to find if you're on a clock thanks to not living a double life like some heroes.

if you need a more serious answer than "it'd be funny to put him in a real ridiculous comic-rear end situation", there is a time dilation effect going on (Cap mentions later in narration after he gets back 2 hours later that it's been days of non-stop fighting for him), so Sue really does need to find someone fast.

More importantly
Complete doormat for a good cause
Hell never say no if you ask nice.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:22

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Uthor posted:

I was enjoying the "reboot" in 2015, but they canceled the 12 issue series 6 issues in. Who could have been interested in a comic about the president that would have run through the 2016 election?

Vote Loki was such a huge hit tho

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:29

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Honestly, I feel like Prez is a concept that would have worked fine if it weren't mostly sold in comic stores.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:22

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

In addition to Prez there was the 1968 movie "Wild in the Streets" which is about a rock star who successfully gets the voting age lowered to 14 and rides the youth wave into power.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:30

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Most rockstars who could successfully get age laws lowered would just ride the youth.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:56

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

muscles like this! posted:

In addition to Prez there was the 1968 movie "Wild in the Streets" which is about a rock star who successfully gets the voting age lowered to 14 and rides the youth wave into power.

A movie that was made in response to demands to lower the voting age to 18. Those 18 year olds were going to destroy the country if they were allowed to vote for people who wouldn't draft them into fighting pointless wars.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 19:31

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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And then in the very next election after the voting age changed, Nixon won everywhere except CT and DC.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 20:05

Inkspot: Dec 3, 2013; I believe I have
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Mr. Goongala?

Giant-Size Hulk #1 (2006)

Can't help but feel for Herc...

# ? Sep 24, 2023 22:17

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Eagle Free is technically correct, but I believe most Native American artisans stopped using the shape in their work in the early 1940s for some reason.

It is a pretty simple design, of course, and looks cool. Nowadays we have the Cool S, which I hope has a similar mystical potency.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:07

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

that's the fbi director badge of office. eagle free chose to interpret it differently, is all.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:36

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

SimonChris posted:

Prez #4 (1974)

Oh man, I remember those from Physical ed in the 80s. If you tipped over to the sides they would pinch the poo poo out of your fingers, but they were still fun.

Not as fun as parachute day or foam hockey stick floor hockey though.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:55

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Incredible Hulk #127 (1970)

# ? Sep 25, 2023 19:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Darthemed posted:

The Incredible Hulk #127 (1970)

I was probably five when I read that issue of "GREEN MAN HULK". It was the saddest god drat thing I'd ever read.

(Hulk has been my favourite since I was a kid because he was just an enormous sad gently caress-up.)

# ? Sep 25, 2023 21:09

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Ranma 1/2 ch. 263:
Shampoo and Kodachi take a pointer from Clark Kent:

Later:

# ? Sep 26, 2023 04:12

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Leading Comics #5 (1942)

# ? Sep 26, 2023 16:46

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Raphael: Bad Moon Rising #3 (2007)

# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:39

Forum accident: Jun 15, 2006; All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!

Young Men #24 (1953)

Kickers, Inc. #3 (1987)

Spidey Super Stories #2 (1974)

# ? Sep 27, 2023 18:26

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I was probably five when I read that issue of "GREEN MAN HULK". It was the saddest god drat thing I'd ever read.

(Hulk has been my favourite since I was a kid because he was just an enormous sad gently caress-up.)

It was the first issue of Hulk I ever read, it was collected in a compilation annual along with a Neal Adams X-Men vs Sentinels story. And yeah, the ending was just miserable, poor, poor dude.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 18:40

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Forum accident posted:

Spidey Super Stories #2 (1974)

This needs a narration box explaining what's going on.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 18:42

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Just one more Prez:

Prez #4 (1974)

Beating the poo poo out of the wolfman for several hours straight. You'd think after the first hour they would a try a different approach.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 18:47

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Forum accident posted:

Young Men #24 (1953)

What an odd thing to lie about.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 19:23

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

muscles like this! posted:

What an odd thing to lie about.

Yeah, it's an odd direction

"Can't let the rest of the Ubermench know that an Allied backed superhuman (robot?) managed to defeat all my local ground forces, bypass any number of security measures, get into my fortified bunker, and set me on fire with his magic powers, burning me to death. They might lose the faith if that story got out. Better to go with the idea that faced with the reality of the crushing defeat I was about to suffer through, and the subsequent humiliation of facing a trial* and consequences for my actions, I decided to do the cowardly thing and kill myself. Yeah, that ought to keep everyone's spirits up. Go with that."

# ? Sep 27, 2023 20:19