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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Sanders with his first good run of the year and now he’s dead

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

Sanders with his first good run of the year and now he’s dead

Neither team is going to survive the game at this rate

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three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
The NFL should really flag people that taunt injuries like the Seahawks lineman just did after he gave up a 15 yard run.

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Edward Mass posted:

It’s on Fox.

The bigger question: should I switch channels. These guys are incredible

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He’s good but not great, which is something that can’t exist when discussing the Cowboys, therefore everyone here thinks he’s dogshit

Dak good.

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He’s good but not great, which is something that can’t exist when discussing the Cowboys, therefore everyone here thinks he’s dogshit

yeah i'm being hyperbolic, i think dak is a good-to-very-good QB who has been beset by poo poo luck and unfortunately timed mediocrity but, yeah, like you said, everything with the cowboys is extremes

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BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019
 dak should've stayed in his sleep number mattress today so he wouldn't get exposed this much

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I just saw who is playing in tonight's game. Why is America being punished? :mad:

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Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Bears offense looks like a kid playing Madden and I can't unsee it

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Dak's okay. It's more the coaching and the Cowboys Whole Thing that keep that team back than necessarily him. Screws up, but not terrible.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Hughmoris posted:

I just saw who is playing in tonight's game. Why is America being punished? :mad:

It's a good slobberknocker! Who doesn't love two sub-par teams slamming into each other?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

It’s the Cardinals. They still haven’t played a real team.
Very true

I will now return to bleating SUPER BOWL every time they get a first down

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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Justin Fields is doo doo rear end

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 Luke Getsy has no imagination

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Barkevious Mangled

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Art Core...velay
Jun 16, 2013
 throw the loving ball man

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I step out for coffee and all the games go to poo poo while I'm gone.

The NFL owns.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 Fields is horrific.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 Love watching our o line chill out on the sidelines

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Hughmoris posted:

I just saw who is playing in tonight's game. Why is America being punished? :mad:

Wait until next week, then you can really complain.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 sweet spin move

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 dallas wtf one point on defense

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
andey to.... DJ Chark?!

what loving year is this

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
:siren: THE CAROLINA PANTHERS HAVE SCORED A TD :siren:

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/1706035054227628510?s=19

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Shinji2015 posted:

:siren: THE CAROLINA PANTHERS HAVE SCORED A TD :siren:
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
THE RED RIFLE

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 CHARK'D

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 i think dalton needs to start.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Pollard :killdozer:

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

hughesta posted:

Fields is horrific.

What did he do, stand around forever with no idea what's going on? I'm watching guys ride bulls for 7.65 seconds in a team format and may never watch a bears game again if this is on instead

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Seattle just allowed a 46 yard td pass to Andy Dalton lmao

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

abelwingnut posted:

i think dalton needs to start.

Nope, Seattle just really suck.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

trevorreznik posted:

What did he do, stand around forever with no idea what's going on? I'm watching guys ride bulls for 7.65 seconds in a team format and may never watch a bears game again if this is on instead

Keep us updated, this sounds much more entertaining than watching the Bears pretend to play football.

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

seiferguy posted:

Seattle just allowed a 46 yard td pass to Andy Dalton lmao

I know what you mean but now I'm picturing Andy as the receiver and chuckling

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Harlock posted:

https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/1706035054227628510?s=19

Wonder if he's working with Randy

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Harlock posted:

https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/1706035054227628510?s=19

Randy Johnson is probably around there too.

*efb :mad:

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Mahomes just flicks the arm and that type of stuff happens.

That wasn't bad defense by the Bears at all on that particular play.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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trevorreznik posted:

What did he do, stand around forever with no idea what's going on? I'm watching guys ride bulls for 7.65 seconds in a team format and may never watch a bears game again if this is on instead

He's very good at running into sacks that he doesn't have to take

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