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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Trevon Diggs the glue holding the entire dallas cowboys together

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Mega64 posted:

CARDS BITCH



Ragnarok the Red posted:

:lmao: Cowboys defense
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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Josh Dobbs took the Geno Smith pills and turned into a viable starter on a team that was supposed to be tanking

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
after Seattle loses another OL somehow the run game improves?

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

we sure arizona is trying to tank

CAN'T EVEN FAIL AT FAILING

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerike

https://i.imgur.com/isJcdCM.mp4

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epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

 Dallas blows

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 How bout dem Cowboys!

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 who is the #1 prize in 2024

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Trevon Diggs the glue holding the entire dallas cowboys together

I knew him going out would be a huge blow but holy poo poo.

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

 Nice throw for real

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adaz
Mar 7, 2009

DC Murderverse posted:

Josh Dobbs took the Geno Smith pills and turned into a viable starter on a team that was supposed to be tanking

Honestly you love to see it.

Cards might have 2 QBs and the #1 nad #2 draft picks next year

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Vertical Lime posted:

we sure arizona is trying to tank

When you have to chance to humiliate the Cowboys you loving take it.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I should have know better than to think the Cowboys could ever win in Arizona

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Hughmoris posted:

That carolina run D is something else.

Down two linebackers.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Sometimes whipping the Cowboy's asses is more important than draft picks

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys
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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Ahahahahahahahahaha gently caress the Cowboys

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Cards Bitch

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Looks like a Cowboys win... isn't in the Cards!

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

who is the #1 prize in 2024

caleb williams

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 cowboys are frauds

gently caress em

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
 lmao Cowboys

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

What happened to the Bears, I haven’t been following but apparently they’re a rolling disaster zone?

A lot of things, but in the past week or so the following events have happened.

1. Their QB blamed the coaching staff for his problems.
2. They lost their left Tackle to injured reserve.
3. Someone stole a bunch of their maintenance equipment.
4. They cut their backup QB, who is probably not very good in exchange for an unknown QB.
5. Their HC disavowed any knowledge about the status of his defensive coordinator.
6. The defensive coordinator resigns, posts cryptic resignation letter.
7. The Bears acknowledge the resignation, and don't do anything else.
8. The backup QB is re-signed to the Bears roster.

I know I'm missing some stuff.

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Wooooowww happy for Cards fans

NFC West NFC Best

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Cowboys

Elite defense

lol. lmao.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 gently caress the cowboys

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

To the tune of Rock the Casbah

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
 Did Trevon Diggs play all 11 positions for Dallas' D?

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

haljordan posted:

who is the #1 prize in 2024

Calebb Williams by a mile

Drake Maye has been doing some Mahomes bullshit (off hand passes and whatnot) ain't looking like a bad consolation

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008
"Dak, no... no... no!"

"Dak, we can never go back to Arizona!"

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 I knew Josh dobbs was elite

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Vox Nihili posted:

To the tune of Rock the Casbah

Jerr-eeee don't like it!

gently caress the Cowboys!

gently caress the Cowboys!

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Calebb Williams by a mile

Drake Maye has been doing some Mahomes bullshit (off hand passes and whatnot) ain't looking like a bad consolation

lol

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1706062165382156762?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Mega64 posted:

When you have to chance to humiliate the Cowboys you loving take it.

yes

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Caleb sounds like the name of a QB who busts hard in Chicago.

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Papercut posted:

Did Trevon Diggs play all 11 positions for Dallas' D?

Yeah kinda seems like he was the actual most important player on their defence

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
ANDEY!

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 lol Andy Dalton run

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