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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

predicto posted:

gently caress the Cowboys ftw

Ftfy

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
Hail satan and unironically hail the cowboys

:smug:

:smith:

:unsmith:??

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
i mean look i can't tell you how to live your life but i can tell you we're very much a gently caress the Cowboys household and frankly anything else sounds like a sin against man and god

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Commanders should get smoked by the Bills today in theory. But I’m starting to get that Clownball tingle…

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Cartoon Man posted:

Commanders should get smoked by the Bills today in theory. But I’m starting to get that Clownball tingle…

Time to schedule a prostate exam.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Cartoon Man posted:

Commanders should get smoked by the Bills today in theory. But I’m starting to get that Clownball tingle…

Are the Commanders for real or just scrapped by winning against bad teams? This game will tell.

Gonna be sloppy, not sure the drainage situation at FedEx.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Toaster Beef posted:

i mean look i can't tell you how to live your life but i can tell you we're very much a gently caress the Cowboys household and frankly anything else sounds like a sin against man and god

King Sin poo poo right here


Hail the Cowboys, gently caress Jerry Jones

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Shinjobi posted:

Hail the Cowboys, gently caress Jerry Jones

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Stop a loving pass, Jesus CHRIST

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

pro starcraft loser posted:

Are the Commanders for real or just scrapped by winning against bad teams? This game will tell.

Gonna be sloppy, not sure the drainage situation at FedEx.

so far they are indeed frauds

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

*3rd and 5+ against the Commanders*

Anyone: "It's time we unleash our ultimate weapon"
Anyone's underling: "No sir, its...its just not ready"
Anyone: "No. Its time. Unleash....the Forward Pass"
Anyone's underling: *tears in eyes* "Y--Yes sir"

*Caught for 15 yards in the middle of the field with no defender within 5 yards of the receiver*

Anyone: "I have become death, deliverer of super loving obvious plays...."

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Look, I don't want to ruffle any feathers or anything, but










Go Cowboys

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Bills look like they've righted their ship. Gonna lol if they turn out to be the only team to lose to the Jets this season.

Washington and Sam Howell get a reality check today.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Yup, the honeymoon is over for Bienemy.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
MINBOO WITH THE ORLOVSKY

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

pro starcraft loser posted:

Are the Commanders for real or just scrapped by winning against bad teams? This game will tell.

Gonna be sloppy, not sure the drainage situation at FedEx.

LOL just...lmao.

Honestly worse than I would have guessed.

TOOT TOOT!

Hey Ronny, that's the retirement boat. All aboard bitch.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
3 starters in Dallas Oline out today, hope they don't get Dak killed back there

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Cardinals play better against cowboys, hope they suck too much for that to help

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

3 starters in Dallas Oline out today, hope they don't get Dak killed back there

Looks bad, OP

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I don’t think Washington is legit

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


euphronius posted:

I don’t think Washington is legit

Their offensive line certainly is not. Howell can develop but this season is gonna be painful.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Ugh. This one is tough. gently caress the cowboys, but also gently caress Gannon.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

Looks bad, OP

Dallas Defense is a fraud, trade everyone but Parsons, fire Stephen Jones, euthanize Jerry, blow up the stadium

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


blarzgh posted:

Dallas Defense is a fraud, trade everyone but Parsons, fire Stephen Jones, euthanize Jerry, blow up the stadium

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I want to believe.

https://x.com/WesSteinberg/status/1706069432492073205?s=20

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Wouldn't that put a crippling dead cap hit on the Giants next year



edit: VVV booooooo VVV

Rogue Elephant fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Sep 25, 2023

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Wes Steinberg with another scoop!

It's a parody account

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

fartknocker posted:

Wes Steinberg with another scoop!

It's a parody account

I know. But it’s funny!

We’re getting some pure strain 100% Columbian clutch Cowboys quarterbacking today!

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Still gonna send that tweet to Jets friends lmao

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Top 5 quarterback

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I haven’t seen a Cowboys pass into the end zone that good since Romo and the 2007 NFC Championship game.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

I guess this is the "Everyone loses" week for the division pending whether the Eagles can shake off their rust against Baker and co.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Lol grats eagles on winning the nfce

Who knew diggs was a load bearing player

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
lol, the Cards are so bad the dogshit Giants rolled them in the 2nd half.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Good to know the Cowboys are mortal after all

niners tho

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


davecrazy posted:

lol, the Cards are so bad the dogshit Giants rolled them in the 2nd half.

And yet your team lost 40-0 to this poo poo team

Makes u think

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This game makes this coaching staff look like complete rear end



Every single aspect of this team failed today

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predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

pro starcraft loser posted:

Are the Commanders for real or just scrapped by winning against bad teams? This game will tell.


umm


At least we only lost 30-0. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to lose 40-0.

predicto fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Sep 25, 2023

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