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EvilBlackRailgun posted:And yet your team lost 40-0 to this poo poo team The Giants are supposed to be bad. The Cowboys are supposed to challenge for a championship.
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I would feel better about the loss if the cardinals were playing really good ball. But no. The cowboys were just self immolating, which makes this even worse imo. game can’t be explained away by the injured starters. liable to set ourselves on fire with unforced dumb poo poo against anyone if this happens against the drat cardinals
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NFC East 2023: Maybe Nobody's a Contender?
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gently caress the Cowboys lol
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Extremely Cowboys poo poo to spend 2 weeks looking like the best team in the NFL only to lose to a team most people think are tanking
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Sep 25, 2023 01:03
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Cards are an honorary NFC East team.
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look, who knows what happens tomorrow night but for the time being i am so, so loving happy
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Quiet Feet posted:Cards are an honorary NFC East team. The Cardinals are more connected to the NFC East with this win than they were in the literal decades when they actually were in the division.
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Sep 25, 2023 01:12
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Cowboys are now 2-4 in Glendale since 06 while being heavily favored in each of the matchups
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Febreeze posted:Extremely Cowboys poo poo to spend 2 weeks looking like the best team in the NFL only to lose to a team most people think are tanking I guess they didn't have any fire in their gut. They should try taking the bus back to Dallas
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Quiet Feet posted:Cards are an honorary NFC East team. When I was a kid, I remember the Eagles seemingly always splitting the series with the Cardinals. Usually because of some bullshit comeback led by Jake Plummer. Younger me was so frustrated by being unable to explain it, but I love that older me can look back and go, yep, that's how I was introduced to the concept of NFC East clownball.
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I'm glad the Cowboys lost in embarrassing fashion. It really tells me that the NFL is back
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Febreeze posted:Extremely Cowboys poo poo to spend 2 weeks looking like the best team in the NFL only to lose to a team most people think are tanking 416 yards, 26 first downs, converted 60% of their third downs and won the ToP battle 34:00-25:00 - 3rd and 6 or more, eleven times - 165 net penalty yards - 5.5 ypa passing - 8 rushing attempts inside the red zone for 3 or fewer yards
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Scored only 16 points to Arizona's 28.
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blarzgh posted:416 yards, 26 first downs, converted 60% of their third downs and won the ToP battle 34:00-25:00 Hang on, let me look up the number of wins all that counts for... ... .... ...... Looks like none, Bob.
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I can’t properly taunt the cowboys becuase I know the eagles are in for it soon
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I wouldn’t be surprised to see the eagles get loving decimated tonight by trying to run the same piss-poor passing formation setup again, with the game ending on a failed tush push sneak executed so badly that Hurts winds up being pantsed somehow.
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Quiet Feet posted:NFC East 2023: Maybe Nobody's a Contender?
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Shinjobi posted:Bare minimum, I'm glad the Cards are a little less likely to get the #1 pick Why'd we need the #1 pick when we've found the future franchise QB off waivers? 
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I don’t think the point of blarzgh’s post was to show how well they moved the ball. I think it was to show that yeah, you can roll up a lot yards in offense and first downs, and hold the ball a long time, but when you have endless false/start holding penalties and cannot advance the ball in the red zone, you lose.
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Adding another to the loss category in the “if dak is down by 10 in the second quarter the game is over” chart.
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Dak’s career can almost be defined by his inability to play from behind. If the cowboys get ahead, he’s one of the best QBs in the league. If they fall behind, well, the game is over.
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MrMojok posted:I don’t think the point of blarzgh’s post was to show how well they moved the ball. Yeah I admit I didn't read it closely at first. When blarzgh posts a bunch of stats I just assume at this point it's gonna be some handpicked stuff to paint a glowing picture and my eyes just kinda glaze over.
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Quiet Feet posted:Yeah I admit I didn't read it closely at first. When blarzgh posts a bunch of stats I just assume at this point it's gonna be some handpicked stuff to paint a glowing picture and my eyes just kinda glaze over. To be fair, this is usually how to read a Blarz stat post, yes.
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I have a bad feeling about tonight, brothers
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beep by grandpa posted:I have a bad feeling about tonight, brothers same tbh
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Anyone afraid of 2023 Baker Mayfield is a coward and I won't stand for it. *12 hours later* I always knew Baker was a good QB.
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beep by grandpa posted:I have a bad feeling about tonight, brothers Just one? I got like 4 or 5.
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pro starcraft loser posted:Get in
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I just cannot wrap my loving head around this chain of events edit: here's some phone wallpaper, cowboys fans 
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beep by grandpa posted:edit: here's some phone wallpaper, cowboys fans I missed that angle on RedZone lol but also 
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Blarzgh, what are the numbers to help me understand why's Dak thought Kyzir White was a Dallas Cowboy?
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honestly it has to be so loving frustrating supporting dak because on one hand the man is immensely talented and when he's rolling he's among the very best in the league (and even when he's not rolling he's usually good-to-great), but then ... stuff like that. those first two games were obviously impressive, but the defense glossed over some big problems with that offense. might be the sort of thing that can get pieced together, but in the meantime teams are going to be diving into yesterday's game to figure out the secret. (the secret is to run the loving ball. that's it. that's the entire secret.)
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