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Collectible Charading Cards You buy a mylar-wrapped booster pack of index cards with movie titles on them |
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Sep 25, 2023 05:07
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a copper piggy bank full of cut up kielbasa
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Sep 27, 2023 02:12
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tin foil restaurant that offers a wide variety of tin foils for true connoisseurs of biting on tin foil to bite down on |
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Sep 27, 2023 02:17
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RavenousScoot posted:a copper piggy bank full of cut up kielbasa A kielbasa piggy bank full of pennies |
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Sep 27, 2023 02:19
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RavenousScoot posted:a copper piggy bank full of cut up kielbasa kielbanka |
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Sep 27, 2023 02:50
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single dudes buying boxes of tampons because it's THEIR RIGHT |
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Sep 28, 2023 01:08
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[Neo sees a crackhead smoke crack nearby, and then smoke crack again just like the first time] Neo: Whoa. Déjà vu. [Everyone freezes right in their tracks] Trinity: What did you just say? Neo: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu. Trinity: What did you see? Cypher: What happened? Neo: That guy just smoked crack, and then he smoked crack again. Trinity: How much crack? Was it the same crack? Neo: It might have been. I'm not sure. Morpheus: Switch! Apoc! Neo: What is it? Trinity: That's illegal.
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Sep 29, 2023 01:02
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dude finds a hundred dollar bill on the ground. being a shrewd entrepreneur he breaks the hundred and pays his associates each $5 to look for hundred dollar bills to bring back to him |
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Sep 29, 2023 01:17
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new scary sensationalized menace drug "chinese salt", the practice of chopping up and railing lines of msg |
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Sep 29, 2023 02:31
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It makes life taste better. |
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Sep 29, 2023 02:33
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the unspoken hierarchy where desktop/laptop posters will always reign supreme over phone posters because from a phone you can only post a tweet but from a 'puter you can post a screenshot of a tweet the unspoken higherarchy where desktop/laptop posters will always reign supreme over phone posters because you don't have to put your 'puter down in order to pick up your bong |
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Sep 29, 2023 04:30
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Round Dracula attaches himself to a chain and swoops down from his tower like a wrecking ball, snatching up diabetics to harvest their sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet nectar
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Sep 30, 2023 03:22
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A ball bounces off into the woods next to the playground. A few moments pass, and then it bounces back with ET the Extra Terrestrial waddling behind. He approaches with a glowing index finger outstretched, and one daring child approaches. ET hits the poor sap's pressure point that totally makes his heart stop in 3 days.
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Sep 30, 2023 04:40
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I thought you were talking about the same ball there, was real confused |
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Sep 30, 2023 09:40
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"Stanley here is a werewolf" "It's not true! All that happens is that on a full moon my arms get really big and I can punch people good." |
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Oct 1, 2023 16:47
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Barco Fiesta posted:[Neo sees a crackhead smoke crack nearby, and then smoke crack again just like the first time] lmao btw
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Oct 1, 2023 17:04
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Oct 2, 2023 19:51
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takin shits so bad they're named alphabetically in sequence like hurricanes
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Oct 3, 2023 03:29
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RavenousScoot posted:takin shits so bad they're named alphabetically in sequence like hurricanes watery dump Ida has been downgraded to a two-wiper, i repeat a two-wiper |
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Oct 3, 2023 03:40
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our new WeatherForce Virtual Toilet Bowl brings everything you need to know about beer shits Sebastian right to your living room or on the go with our mobile app |
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Oct 3, 2023 03:43
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a tall mad scientist with little igors clinging on like koalas
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Oct 3, 2023 04:48
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stanley kubrick eyes wide poo poo 159 minutes of stanley kubrick looking at the contents of a toilet bowl |
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Oct 4, 2023 02:16
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But how did he light it!?!?
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Oct 4, 2023 02:22
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The Voice of Labor posted:stanley kubrick eyes wide poo poo It's just a 159 minute long slow zoom of Tom Cruise sitting on the can, straining, trying to push out a massive turd, vein pulsing on his forehead, eyes wide and bulging. |
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Oct 4, 2023 02:38
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RavenousScoot posted:takin shits so bad they're named alphabetically in sequence like hurricanes "Yeah, we got a lot of water damage during Katrina" (flashback dissolve to a toilet overflowing profusely) |
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Oct 4, 2023 18:12
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Finger Prince posted:It's just a 159 minute long slow zoom of Tom Cruise sitting on the can, straining, trying to push out a massive turd, vein pulsing on his forehead, eyes wide and bulging. His obligatory fast running scene that he does in every movie and he just ends up in the bathroom. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Oct 4, 2023 18:21
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If you could bite Elon's balls, would you? |
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Oct 4, 2023 19:07
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Karate Bastard posted:If you could bite Elon's balls, would you? Non sequitur https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Oct 4, 2023 19:34
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The Little Book of Conversation Killers. 375 lines guaranteed to stir up and immediately kill any discussion stone dead. |
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Oct 5, 2023 14:58
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Yo mama so beautiful she can only be safely observed from a low earth orbit SATINT spy satellite. |
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Oct 6, 2023 06:52
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yo momma's got so much class consciousness that when she walks by, after they're done whistling and cat calling, construction workers go on strike |
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Oct 6, 2023 07:15
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Yo mama so massive she wins amateur powerlifting and everyone admires her gunz |
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Oct 6, 2023 07:32
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cocksocks. socks for your cock |
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Oct 6, 2023 23:10
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trying to cut back on your drinking by pouring all drinks through an overhead colandar and attempting to catch as much as possible
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Oct 6, 2023 23:25
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Yo, Mama The three laws of robotics don't protect you from 
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Oct 7, 2023 02:39
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The killer trend for the next half decade? Gregorian chants in a cool robot voice. |
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Oct 8, 2023 14:12
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Mahatma Gandhi taking Dhalsim yoga classes to learn how to be more ethically flexible. |
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Oct 9, 2023 17:53
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I thought you were going to say "to learn how do the sick 'yoga fire' move." e shiiiiiit... if Dahlsim is Gandhi then who are all the other Street Fighters? I gotta know. |
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Oct 10, 2023 08:45
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Yoga flame is just vindaloo and a big stretch |
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Oct 10, 2023 20:27
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