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r/relationships: he had been served a starchy tuber against his will
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 11:59 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 04:31 |
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“Starchy tuber” is what Mrs. Potato Head calls it.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:05 |
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AceClown posted:r/relationships: he had been served a starchy tuber against his will Pope Corky the IX posted:Should’ve grabbed the potatoes and slowly crushed them with one hand while maintaining eye contact, juice dripping from between your clenched fingers. And then shoved the artisanally hand-mashed potatoes into his mouth. "How'd you like those (earth-)apples!"
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:15 |
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Shoulda brought a can of Pomme Deterrent
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:22 |
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Pookah posted:Shoulda brought a can of Pomme Deterrent I think you can buy this in Australia but it’s a very different product
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:38 |
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For people afraid of Pomeranians?
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:44 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:For people afraid of Pomeranians? Lets go with that, yes.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 12:48 |
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In terms of eavesdropping on people's conversations, when I worked at the zoo, in enclosed building where the only kid there is actually being quiet and not screaming about Nemo, it's pretty easy to hear the only two people talking. Most of the time it was just people screaming about the hand fish when I was cleaning a tank, and it was almost always a tank or the fish would panic if the glass was hit and guess what they always did. AITA for not including my friend's partner and son is the biography I'm writing about him? quote:I know I have another recent thread here. But this situation is another facet of that whole drama. There are more questions thab answers in this post, including what kind of money he expects to be making off of this.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:20 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:In terms of eavesdropping on people's conversations, when I worked at the zoo, in enclosed building where the only kid there is actually being quiet and not screaming about Nemo, it's pretty easy to hear the only two people talking. Let’s hope it’s a business that Ted can start with less than $100. I’d love to know if OP is a man or a woman.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:23 |
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therattle posted:I’d love to know if OP is a man or a woman. Why?
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:31 |
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Do women have an innate understanding of the economic possibilities of self-publishing biographies of un-famous people?
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:39 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Do women have an innate understanding of the economic possibilities of self-publishing biographies of un-famous people? This is why God cast Lilith out of the Garden
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:41 |
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AITA for causing a lot of drama over a book cover?quote:I'm an author, and back in May my hsuband died. When he died I met this guy through a work event named Ted. Ted started taking my daughter and I places, etc. He started referring to my late husband as his brother and me as his sister. He started calling my daughter his daughter. I thought this was weird but I was grieving and I liked having someone around. I had a friend come to visit from the other side of the country and she assured me that Ted was a great guy and that I was just being paranoid. Ted was financially struggling and I helped him pay a lot of bills. I really saw him as my guardian angel. so OP's a woman and ted's a great guy, OP's friend from the other side of the country says so
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:44 |
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Biplane posted:This is why God cast Lilith out of the Garden
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:45 |
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i get the feeling that OP is an "author" in the same sense that someone with a garage full of unsold mary kay poo poo is a "salesperson"
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:53 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not including my friend's partner and son is the biography I'm writing about him? The second post really shows how blithely OP looks past Ted’s obvious abuse. And the detail with the not-adopted daughter? Hmmmm.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:00 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
Why does he care so much if she gets a goth tattoo?
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:01 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for causing a lot of drama over a book cover? This whole thing is fuckin bizarre. I do not understand the nature of Ted and OPs relationship. They met at a work event, and within a couple weeks he was calling her dead husband his brother and himself.her kids dad? He is so closely intertwined in their life he is staying over at OPs house, but has his own adult children and girlfriend? He seems like he does have money so would have no need to be staying with a random woman he met recently whom he has no romantic relationship with. This is some kind of drama nexus.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:03 |
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Badly Jester posted:I gotta ask: outside of reddit posts, I have never once encountered or even heard of a bunch of people all piling on and "blowing up someone's phone" over poo poo that they're not directly involved in. Is this just something that reddit posters make up to add drama or justify their validation seeking, or is this really a common group/family dynamic in the US? Because it seems loving insane to me. It's absolutely a thing that happens in some toxic/abusive families as a method to keep people in line. It's basically a harassment technique. Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for stating no pets at my wedding? "Why wasn't my dog's name on the invite to the wedding" is the most insane thing I've ever read.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:25 |
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Neito posted:It's absolutely a thing that happens in some toxic/abusive families as a method to keep people in line. It's basically a harassment technique. And the real thing is, it's the venue's rule, not the bride's at all. WIBTA if I told my husband I didn’t want kids because of him quote:I want to start off by saying I love my(28f) husband(33M) and he is great man and amazing to me and everyone he loves. Yes we’ve had issues but we’re very big into communicating them and can come to a solution quite quickly. However, my husband and I are both diagnosed OCD. His is germs and filth while mine is more everything has a place, organization, and perfection basically. With that said we disagree on many things since I don’t care about pet hair, crumbs on the counter etc and he doesn’t care if his stuff is everywhere as long as it’s clean stuff. My wife wants to name our daughter “Ebony” quote:Baby Names reddit: quote:They should name her Mohammad.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:36 |
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Foo Diddley posted:i get the feeling that OP is an "author" in the same sense that someone with a garage full of unsold mary kay poo poo is a "salesperson" Yeah their total inexperience with the book cover creation process and accompanying etiquette suggests they've never been published or, it's vanity press. They said in the comments they thought Ted's girlfriend should have been more excited to make the cover for fred 'out of the kindness of her own heart, to help her SO', which is also not generally the perspective a professional, paid artist has about another artist's time. I am pretty sure OP has been taken in by a charismatic conman who scams free work out of the women in his life, and she's made the mistake of thinking that charisma is something magical and unique and worth sharing, rather than a bag of vaudeville tricks this guy uses to shirk responsibility. Just pure naivete from the top down. Oh OP. Your book isn't going to magically earn Ted tons of money to start his business. Not only is that not how it works, Ted isn't that interesting. No one else gives a poo poo about Ted, A Guy Who Was Nice To You, to read a whole book about him. And I'm willing to bet, he wasn't that nice, considering we're already hearing about how she has been giving him money. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Sep 27, 2023 |
# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:39 |
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quote:He was a heroine addict who got clean and eventually got a job with the FBI, for one. That's the biggest thing. He doesn't currently work for the FBI, though. He had to resign due to mental health issues. I'm thinking Ted is a conman who absolutely chose the wrong mark here. Edit: Wrong mark if all he's getting out of her is a book. He might also be getting living expenses and the book thing is just to string her along. Fatty fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Sep 27, 2023 |
# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:41 |
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Fatty posted:I'm thinking Ted is a conman who absolutely chose the wrong mark here. "The FBI, which is undergoing a hiring crunch because it can't hire anyone who's ever used pot, hired a guy who was a heroine addict".
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:45 |
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Fatty posted:I'm thinking Ted is a conman who absolutely chose the wrong mark here. well, he also got an 18 year old girl to move in with him, but i'm sure an upstanding guy like ted wouldn't take advantage of that situation at all
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:48 |
Fatty posted:I'm thinking Ted is a conman who absolutely chose the wrong mark here. She's also paying at least some of his bills, per the post, so I think your edit is on point. This situation sucks and the comments make it worse cause I don't think this woman is going to wise up.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:54 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for driving away without my wife because she can't plan? Can’t plan, no sense of time, stuck in video games. Your wife is probably adhd as hell, dumbass
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:08 |
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that must be why everyone is dragging their baggage into that story
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:11 |
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Fatty posted:Edit: Wrong mark if all he's getting out of her is a book. He might also be getting living expenses and the book thing is just to string her along. I get the sense the book is her idea, not his and he's playing along with it bc its flattering to his ego. From the outside looking it, it appears that OP sincerely thinks he's a good man who will be able to take care of himself, if she just gives him enough to launch his business. She's trying to 'help him get on his feet' by using her skills bc she's probably unable to keep funnelling him money.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:21 |
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idiotsavant posted:Can’t plan, no sense of time, stuck in video games. Your wife is probably adhd as hell, dumbass Okay...and? I'm ADHD as hell, and you work around it, not use it as an excuse for "You can't be mad at me because".
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:26 |
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The book is also an incredible sunk cost fallacy thing. When she finally realizes he's a piece of poo poo its going to so much harder to extricate herself because she put so much work in.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:28 |
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hawowanlawow posted:that must be why everyone is dragging their baggage into that story I mean if it’s undiagnosed adhd it absolutely affects your adult life in a myriad of ways that people will write up as you being flakey or an rear end in a top hat or a number of other things AngryRobotsInc posted:Okay...and? I'm ADHD as hell, and you work around it, not use it as an excuse for "You can't be mad at me because". Sure, if you know you have adhd and know how your particular version actually impacts your life. Otherwise you’re the rear end in a top hat who’s always late, or who’s a pain because you always interrupt conversations, etc etc, and why can’t you just be normal? Well, because your brain doesn’t work normally and you don’t know it. Not to say that every flakey latecomer has ADHD but the quoted story sounds as whole lot like it idiotsavant fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Sep 27, 2023 |
# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:29 |
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Badly Jester posted:I gotta ask: outside of reddit posts, I have never once encountered or even heard of a bunch of people all piling on and "blowing up someone's phone" over poo poo that they're not directly involved in. Is this just something that reddit posters make up to add drama or justify their validation seeking, or is this really a common group/family dynamic in the US? Because it seems loving insane to me. Neito posted:It's absolutely a thing that happens in some toxic/abusive families as a method to keep people in line. It's basically a harassment technique. Yeah, it's called 'flying monkeys' by some and predates social media, though def supercharged by it. Mostly a thing in abusive families led by a particular figure who everyone fearfully obeys lest they be made the next target, and especially when ridiculous standards are socially enforced. Probably becoming less of a thing with broader awareness of abuse and willingness to cut out abusers. And something of the dark reflection of close-knit families who'll come together like a wolf pack to help people in need.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:32 |
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If it’s ADHD, that’s understandable, but she needs to seek treatment for it if that’s the case if she doesn’t want to perpetually be the Person Who Is Always Late
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:32 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for taking potatoes off a guy's plate at a wedding? AceClown posted:he had been served a starchy tuber against his will r/relationships: He was maliciously served potatoes.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:32 |
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Sometimes I'm late for things cause I'm playing video games. I think its cause I like playing video games. Would've neat if I could get a diagnosis though cause then I could play more video games.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:43 |
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Okay...and? I'm ADHD as hell, and you work around it, not use it as an excuse for "You can't be mad at me because".
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:44 |
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PizzaProwler posted:Why? Pirate Radar posted:Do women have an innate understanding of the economic possibilities of self-publishing biographies of un-famous people? Because it had strong vibes of OP being (or wanting to be) romantically entangled with Ted, although they could just as easily be a man. It’s is more likely that they are a woman though (and it felt a bit more like it was written (badly) by a woman, but maybe I am saying that with hindsight).
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:45 |
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"my question wasn't meant to be misogynist, just mildly homophobic" lol
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:47 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I get the sense the book is her idea, not his and he's playing along with it bc its flattering to his ego.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 15:49 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 04:31 |
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Yeah one of the things with ADHD is you're always wrong about how long it'll take you to get ready. I know that about myself so I way overshoot it and then end up just sitting and staring at a wall for like ten minutes until it's a normal time to leave for whatever I'm doing. It can definitely go the other way though. Not excusing the lateness, like others have said you have to find strategies to handle it. Although I do agree that there's not enough detail for that particular incident--like if she was in the bathroom, it's possible she could have been ready to leave two minutes later.Cowslips Warren posted:WIBTA if I told my husband I didn’t want kids because of him I'm always confused by people who are like, "If I don't get ten hours of sleep a night my mental health immediately deteriorates, but I'm sure I can handle a baby just fine." That said, she seems like she's being realistic about it and I hope she sticks to her decision, because yeah lol that her germ-fixated husband would be able to deal with diapers or puke.
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