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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What did you do, Ray??

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Wasn't there a story posted here at some point involving dumpsters of dough at a bakery that had shut down?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

SavageMessiah posted:

Wasn't there a story posted here at some point involving dumpsters of dough at a bakery that had shut down?

It was a story of fermentation and a lot of throwing up as it shut down a city block.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It was a story of fermentation and a lot of throwing up as it shut down a city block.

Yeah, that's the one. I remember the vomiting lol

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

SavageMessiah posted:

Yeah, that's the one. I remember the vomiting lol

The part that forever sticks with me is the trained professional firefighter throwing up in his masked and sealed helmet from just trying to approach the dumpster.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
iirc a term similar to "rat juice" was used.

Goon said his wife hosed him off in the yard, bought time new clothes and a phone do to STANK contamination.


the same or a different goon also had a story about clearing out a squatter place and some dumbass opening up a cooler of fish. it was also bad.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
That's some awful looking meat. Is it just the lighting or is that some kind of vegetarian substitute?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
it looks like silverside

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm more worried about the cheese. It's like it came in saran wrap that they didn't remove

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Data Graham posted:

I'm more worried about the cheese. It's like it came in saran wrap that they didn't remove

Hey if they didn't want you to cook the cheese in the saran wrap they wouldn't of sold it in the saran wrap. :colbert:

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

davidspackage posted:

That's some awful looking meat. Is it just the lighting or is that some kind of vegetarian substitute?

That for sure looks like plant-based cheese and meat. Crust looks okay, assuming it's from scratch.

Also I feel like it's been a while since the last pizza superiority derail, so I'd like to add that Detroit-style shits all over everything and anyone who claims that NY-style is better is a classless boor.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
New Haven is the superior style of pizza

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
came through on my feed. if true, nuke it all

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
I like a few pieces of mozzarella as I’m grating but this is a bit much!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like Pittsblurgh

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


When I ate meat I loved pepperoni
Vegan pepperoni is a cruel joke its like a mildly spicy candle slice just weird

Somehow soy chorizo is amazing though

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
hell, I'm not even vegetarian or vegan and soy chorizo rules

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Soy chorizo también!

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

The context behind this is a lot more interesting than the usual kneejerk reactions to it.

https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/pittsburghs-unique-pizza-styles-and-where-you-can-get-them/

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Philthy posted:

came through on my feed. if true, nuke it all


It's like the pizza lunchables, but bigger!

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Any pizza with vegan cheese belongs here. Whatever shitheads are on that detail have no tongues

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Philthy posted:

came through on my feed. if true, nuke it all



I am confused and enraged

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Philthy posted:

came through on my feed. if true, nuke it all



stolen Ohio Valley valor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

No wonder JD Vance is such a bitter rear end in a top hat

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
ill take their word for it that "its like a party in your mouth"

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Yeah... the Donner Party!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Doctor Bishop posted:

The context behind this is a lot more interesting than the usual kneejerk reactions to it.

https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/pittsburghs-unique-pizza-styles-and-where-you-can-get-them/

tldr: "Why do we do it, gently caress we don't know but that's how it's always been done here so we'll continue doing it stupidly I guess?"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:drat:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rytmju0MNu1r0uzl6.mp4

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
My dumb cop stepdad would always order pizza uncooked and then take it home and cook it in our oven. Always turned out like poo poo.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And that stepdad's name? Papa Murphy

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

And that stepdad's name? Papa Murphy
:hmmyes:

The more you look at the deep dark murky world of pizza, the more you see everything always leads back to them. One day they will be brought to justice!!!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can get Papa Murphy with ebt. Facts You Can Use.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

uber_stoat posted:

you can get Papa Murphy with ebt. Facts You Can Use.

I think that's literally the entire point of the company

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Scott owns

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

steinrokkan posted:

Soy chorizo también!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Tú eres lo que tú comes

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

maybealabia posted:

I think that's literally the entire point of the company

Yup, it's to get around the garbage restrictions on what you can buy with EBT.

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