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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

eat to live, loathe to eat

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Lots of people have said Hooters food is good and also in the undercover boss episode the owner tore into and fired a creepy manager. Maybe I misjudged the noble Hooters

The most I have head about Hooters comes from Canadian comedian Katherine Ryan who has nothing but good things to say about the place.

https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/comedian-katherine-ryan-recalls-how-5266785

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
When I was a kid and my mom took me and her friends a few times to Hooters, and I somehow even had a shirt signed "Hooters, where our wings are king but our breasts are the best!"

This shirt got me in trouble at school yes lol

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Lots of people have said Hooters food is good and also in the undercover boss episode the owner tore into and fired a creepy manager. Maybe I misjudged the noble Hooters

a friend insisted we go to a hooters when i was younger and it was a really uncomfortable dining experience, it was like a heteronormative obstacle course with some okay onion rings

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I’ve been once as a lark and the bartender was a kinda terse dude, and the one or two waitresses seemed very sad. The wings were OK but not enough to be worth going back to that cringe dungeon.

well why not has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Sep 26, 2023

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

lobster shirt posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4018305&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post527978849

My Very Best Day At Hooters
0910: Wake up. Shower if able. Jack off to avoid Hooters boner. (Videos will be queued from night before to reduce time)

0940: Bus will be at stop. Iron Kiss shirt if there is time. If not, just buy Hooters Tshirt. Cargo shorts should be done air drying.

ENROUTE: Check HumpleBundle for Cam site daily discounts. Peruse facebook to see which girls are working today. Tell the girls Good Morning on their wall.

1045: Sit on the curb for 15 minutes.

1100: Lunch time. Ask to be seated in Katie's section. Get a hug before sitting down.

1115: Get 3 IPAs brought out because 'I drink them like water.' Sit at a 4 person table with big high bench stools all by myself. Take my feet out of my shoes and prop them up on the stool across from me. Socks look like I walked 40 days in the desert on the bottom. People think its just the Garlic Onion sauce they smell.

1123: I'll have whatever you recommend, sweetie. Take away from the tip if its something I don't like.

1143: Order more beer to build confidence. Ask one of the girls to sit down with me. 'Too busy its rush hour, sir' Call her a oval office and drop my fork on the floor so I can watch her bend over to get it. I've covered it in butter so its hard for her to pick it up. More rear end time. Will probably do this trick several times a day.

1215: Take a big fat greasy poo poo and forget to flush. Wipe my wing sauce all over my shirt and leave rear end drippings on the toilet seat. Fail to notice the loose pubes in my saucy fingers.

1223: Sit at the bar and order a big rear end Pretzel. "Its for any of you girls who want it!" Javiar from the kitchen is the only one who takes some and I curl my fist up like I'm really going to punch him but my blood pressure rises and I need a beer to thin it out. Make some bets on the college games.

1355: Who wants to do shots with me!?

1405: Take the 7 shots myself.

1500: Bathroom pt 2. Sleep in here for awhile.

1623: drat I'm hungry. Dinner time already?

1640: Sir its going to be a..3 hour wait before you can be seated. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience. Oh, no worry, I will wait :). Can I sit at the bar? No? All good. I'll wait. Is Tabitha working today? Hello?

1700: Watch a bunch of podcasts about how women are property that should be beaten into submission and should keep our bellies full and our balls empty. Phone dying so I walk into the gas station to buy a charger and some hot dogs off the roller grill to hold me over until i can be seated again.

1710: BP Gas Station Robbery in place while I'm looking at the Monsters. Land on Pipeline Punch. Witness to the crime, forced at gun point by several people to go behind the building.

1725: Brains splattered against BP's white painted cement wall that encases the dumpsters. As my body is separating from my soul I go towards the white light.

1735: MFW WHEN HEAVEN IS A HOOTERS

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

ngl I expected he'd barf on the camera.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That final expression

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Brawnfire posted:

That final expression

The face of a man who's receiving worrying messages from his large intestine.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





The most disturbing part for me is the opening frame, in which he appears to only have four fingers, one of which is terrifyingly long little finger.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/SJu3nRT.mp4

This seemed appropriate to post here

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SJu3nRT.mp4

This seemed appropriate to post here

Throatse

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is this the Antigravity Food Porn thread?

https://i.imgur.com/TEKeY2z.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Now I wonder how they prevent crumbs from getting everywhere.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think their food is actually specially designed not to produce crumbs, because yeah otherwise cleaning it out of the equipment is a pain in the arse.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
It looks like that "bread" or "cookie" was specifically engineered to not make crumbs.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SJu3nRT.mp4

This seemed appropriate to post here

always wear eyepro when slammin' glizzies.

e,c:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Sep 26, 2023

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Maybe it works by being noxious enough to kill the e coli?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

That's a sponge.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

If you cook it thoroughly enough this is probably worse for the sink than the meat, health-wise

It's loving disgusting though and will taste like poo poo and is probably fake anyway

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Time for something truly vintage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Y7qjM--zo

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

It looks like that "bread" or "cookie" was specifically engineered to not make crumbs.

NASA spent millions developing a bread that works in space. The Soviets used a tortilla.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Infinite ranch hack :hmmyes:

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Brb getting drunk on fermented ranch

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull




https://ntrs.nasa.gov/citations/19960021768

later on for the iss they gave up making their own because taco bell perfected an even longer-lasting shelf stable tortilla

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Antigravitas posted:

Now I wonder how they prevent crumbs from getting everywhere.

In addition to all the food science making stuff as crumbless as possible, crumbs and dust get moved around by airflow and end up stuck in the air filters on intake vents, which then get cleaned out.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Grand Fromage posted:

In addition to all the food science making stuff as crumbless as possible, crumbs and dust get moved around by airflow and end up stuck in the air filters on intake vents, which then get cleaned out.
Which is also why "the Russians used a pencil" is silly, because graphite particles are a big problem, actually.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/3YsyrfI.mp4

I bet this tastes like depression feels

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

HookedOnChthonics posted:



https://ntrs.nasa.gov/citations/19960021768

later on for the iss they gave up making their own because taco bell perfected an even longer-lasting shelf stable tortilla

I love sciency language related to food.

I was part of a study on using freeze-dried meats to enhance submarine durations away from port, according to the study those meats were "well tolerated by the crew" which means "they'll eat it if the alternative is starving."

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3YsyrfI.mp4

I bet this tastes like depression feels
You know what, I can appreciate someone doing this sort of thing and going "welp, that sucked but at least it was okay" instead of "mmmmmmmmm!!! i'm good at this!"

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3YsyrfI.mp4

I bet this tastes like depression feels

this kind of poo poo doesn’t even count as cooking

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



my god stop un-inventing the sandwich


Or inventing the anti-sandwich, whatever

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
For some reason the algorithm hates me and people don't watch my videos, anyway, grab a few slabs of leftover Grey, smother it in a full jar of Brown, and cook that poo poo in the oven until no living thing could possibly look at the resulting creation with anything but disdain, don't forget to subscribe

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
It reminds me of this guy I've seen pop up in my feed from time to time. His gimmick is that he'll assemble a meal using ingredients all from the dollar store. This is after they have been updated to sell "fresh" ingredients, including ground beef and the occasional sad head of garlic or off color lemon.

The beef is always grey and probably somewhere around 75/25, and the dude never uses any seasoning that I can recall, and I don't think I've seen a single vegetable in any of the items offered.

Is it better than eating pop-tarts for dinner? Maybe, but it's a narrow victory.

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

Cartoon Man posted:

Is this the Antigravity Food Porn thread?

https://i.imgur.com/TEKeY2z.mp4

This looks exactly like the bread from MREs. The texture is unpleasant and it tastes so bad.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3YsyrfI.mp4

I bet this tastes like depression feels

If the veggies were inside the tortilla this would basically be a standard "meat and potatoes" American meal in enchilada form. I'm not sure what it gains over just having the elements separate on a plate, but I can see the logic and with fresher ingredients it might be ok.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
It's just a leftovers casserole which are a lot like dicks because half of us have them and the only crime is sending them over internet when no one has asked for them.

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