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Hippocrass posted:Lets trade ICQ #'s ITT. Mine's 5318008.
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lobsterminator posted:But can discord do this? 
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Sep 29, 2023 13:38
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Discord will never produce art like this.
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Sep 29, 2023 13:53
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oh god those were so good
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Guy playing poker in a casino calls security because he got bluffed and he wants a do-over Lol at "I trusted him" Also, quote is now plagiarize!
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Darth Brooks posted:Also, quote is now plagiarize! It’s been like that for maybe three years. It’s a Post Your Favorite thing.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:oh god those were so good
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Sorry for Reddit link, but it also reminds me of this other classic poker moment featuring Phil Hellmuth: https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comm...nt=share_button
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Sep 29, 2023 14:21
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Computer monitors sure were small then.
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With that poker one, giving the benefit of the doubt, he might be a bit confused about the one point where you're not really allowed to lie about your hand. Let's say our guy had called the liar and it went to showdown, and it was the liar's turn to show his cards first, and at this point he hadn't said anything about his hand. Then, instead of showing, he says he has a full house. Our guy knows he is beaten, and mucks his cards without seeing the liar's. If at that point the liar admitted he was lying, the pot should go to our guy. But this was different because the lie came first and he didn't call, so it wasn't a showdown - he just got bluffed and folded.
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^^^: actual answer depends on exactly what was happening during the hand. I was starting to write it out, but it was getting to multiple paragraphs of minutiae and not really entertaining enough for the threadOlewithmilk posted:Sorry for Reddit link, but it also reminds me of this other classic poker moment featuring Phil Hellmuth: It's always funny to see Phil blow up, but this is one time I'm on his side - he's playing with people that he knows well and often does all kinds of prop/side bets with. Doing a coinflip by seeing what happens without knowing your cards is a commonish degen bet for fun, so it's more like lying about which game you're playing rather than lying as part of poker It's a good example of why safewords shouldn't only be limited to fetish play  (And for clarity I'm only talking about getting why he's upset, yeah I agree his tantrums are way over the top but I figure those are just tv personality ala Gordon Ramsay always being shown as yelling) Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 16:32 on Sep 29, 2023 |
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Years ago I used to play with guys at work and there was one guy who took it super seriously even though it was just £5 buy in. At one game i was getting tired so just stayed in a round which normally id have folded in. After heavy raises after the flop he raised a lot the turn and with nothing in hand I went all in, ready to get up and drive home to bed and let the game continue without me. The river won me the game and the guy went absolutely apeshit. Tried to flip the table (which was a heavy wooden snooker table) threw his glass of coke into the wall smashing everywhere. He was ready to literally fight me for staying in the game when I had "no right to be in that game". We didn't invite him anymore after that.
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Is the kid’s name  ? If not, he certainly seems to personify that same spirit of chaos.
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Phil got rolled and was a baby about it, gently caress that guy
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I'll always take any opportunity to post Jon Bois' video about how poker both sucks and rules, even if it got taken down from his own channel from some reason. Features Phil Helmuth getting beaten by someone who actually didn't look at his cards. https://youtu.be/bDt90EyZnWA
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Goa Tse-tung posted:oh god those were so good https://www.bonequest.com
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SpacePig posted:I'll always take any opportunity to post Jon Bois' video about how poker both sucks and rules, even if it got taken down from his own channel from some reason. Features Phil Helmuth getting beaten by someone who actually didn't look at his cards. pretty good video thanks
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I'm a bit late to newscast schadenfreude, but I can't loving believe no one posted this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ML5ymlCFA featuring probably one of the funniest noises ever created by man
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Lol at anyone expecting gamblers to be honorable combatants.
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So that famous tree that got cut down, odds for it being for "views" is a billion to 1 right?
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Upsidads posted:So that famous tree that got cut down, odds for it being for "views" is a billion to 1 right? It was the view. This isn't mangroves taking up someones water views.
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Inceltown posted:It was the view. This isn't mangroves taking up someones water views. Hes talking about Youtube/TikTok views.
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A discord I'm in has a thing that will generate those comics for whatever dumb poo poo we say if we want. They're all terrible but so is all posting.
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Upsidads posted:So that famous tree that got cut down, odds for it being for "views" is a billion to 1 right? https://i.imgur.com/GDGbpgg.mp4
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Yesterday they grabbed a 16-year-old for it, which would have made it likely that it was for social media clout. Today they grabbed a 60-year-old for it, which now makes it likely that someone just misheard the arrest order
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World's oldest tiktoker
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ekuNNN posted:I'm betting some farmer or landowner annoyed about tourists crossing his land for pictures. It’s this but with the twist of the sixteen-year-old son allegedly acting alone.
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haveblue posted:Today they grabbed a 60-year-old for it, which now makes it likely that someone just misheard the arrest order 
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minato posted:Nah, he was arboring a fugitive
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jeebus bob posted:Maybe the police are arresting random people because the case has them stumped Whoever did the crime needs to branch out.
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barking up the wrong tree arresting that kid. leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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All joking aside, I do really hope they root out the real culprit
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Any "evidence" they have is obviously planted.
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What is the famous tree?
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Trees are dumb, cops should leaf everyone alone.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:What is the famous tree? here is the tree, cut down due to thoughtless disgusting greed and carelessness 
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That was the tree that tried to kill that kid in Poltergeist.
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