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ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

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# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:43

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:14

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Pow wow chow

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:43

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Skull Servant posted:

https://twitter.com/VP45/status/863182608552906755?t=o1ULdSjUfUavPw8ys4POBA&s=19

Personally I never felt this statement could be reasonably misconstrued in the way people here do :shrug:

However for terminal lib brain it is a top 3 all timer Trump presidency moment along with covfefe and hurricane sharpie

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:45

Mister Bates: Aug 4, 2010

Dokapon Findom posted:

Campaign legal advisor screaming at that like the EdStone guy

the Edstone itself, including their decision to proudly carve �we pledge to be every bit as racist as the Tories� into a big stone monolith

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:45

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

Why are you thanking your husband for being there? Its his house hes supposed to be there!

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Mister Bates posted:

the Edstone itself, including their decision to proudly carve �we pledge to be every bit as racist as the Tories� into a big stone monolith

they have lived up to that pledge ever since.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 23:09

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

christmas boots posted:

wasn't there a thing where all the candidates had to name their favorite snack or something and she just said whisky

Found it, it was in the NYT and they were asked about their comfort foods.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/us/politics/campaign-comfort-food-democratic-candidates.html

# ? Sep 28, 2023 23:10

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

that desperate ad campaign (with shots from the white house??) really drove home that the trumps are loving broke

# ? Sep 29, 2023 00:06

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

this was the point where i accepted that we both live in a simulation and the simulation was built by idiots

What's that mathematical constant that certain physicists say keeps them awake at night because its logical conclusion means this isn't real?

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:31

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

fine structure constant?

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:35

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bernie Porn

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:40

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

fermun posted:

fine structure constant?

that was my impression too so I went and looked and wikipedia has the quotes

Richard Feynman posted:

There is a most profound and beautiful question associated with the observed coupling constant, e � the amplitude for a real electron to emit or absorb a real photon. It is a simple number that has been experimentally determined to be close to 0.08542455. (My physicist friends won't recognize this number, because they like to remember it as the inverse of its square: about 137.03597 with an uncertainty of about 2 in the last decimal place. It has been a mystery ever since it was discovered more than fifty years ago, and all good theoretical physicists put this number up on their wall and worry about it.)
Immediately you would like to know where this number for a coupling comes from: is it related to pi or perhaps to the base of natural logarithms? Nobody knows. It's one of the greatest drat mysteries of physics: a magic number that comes to us with no understanding by humans. You might say the "hand of God" wrote that number, and "we don't know how He pushed His pencil." We know what kind of a dance to do experimentally to measure this number very accurately, but we don't know what kind of dance to do on the computer to make this number come out � without putting it in secretly!

Wolfgang Pauli posted:

When I die my first question to the Devil will be: What is the meaning of the fine structure constant?

this is not political but I don't care

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dokapon Findom posted:

Personally I never felt this statement could be reasonably misconstrued in the way people here do

However for terminal lib brain it is a top 3 all timer Trump presidency moment along with covfefe and hurricane sharpie

the hurricane sharpie is hilarious, sorry

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:30

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Animal-Mother posted:

What's that mathematical constant that certain physicists say keeps them awake at night because its logical conclusion means this isn't real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeF8y3-cahY

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:39

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

Bernie Porn

Epic MRA President Bernie Porn

# ? Sep 29, 2023 07:28

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

trump doctor sex cake

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:12

WHY BONER NOW: Mar 6, 2016; Pillbug

Dick Armey

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:58

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

hillary clinton losing repeatedly

# ? Sep 29, 2023 12:10

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Javid posted:

hillary clinton losing repeatedly

Roughly 1/4 of Hillary's primary voters going McCain/Palin in the general.

The His44 forums endorsing Trump in '16.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:16

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Roughly 1/4 of Hillary's primary voters going McCain/Palin in the general.

The His44 forums endorsing Trump in '16.

The latter still blows my mind

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:31

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Roughly 1/4 of Hillary's primary voters going McCain/Palin in the general.

The His44 forums endorsing Trump in '16.

70,000 people in Michigan voting downballot Democrat but refusing to vote for Hillary

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:38

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

the drivers license -> toaster license slippery slope

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:39

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Dianne Feinstein

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:56

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

evobatman posted:

Dianne Feinstein

Sorry this thread is for remembering stuff

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

70,000 people in Michigan voting downballot Democrat but refusing to vote for Hillary

This was after the Flint thing wasn't it?

Mind_Taker posted:

the drivers license -> toaster license slippery slope

Gary Johnson being the least insane person at that we'll say debate... by a wide margin

MikeCrotch posted:

Sorry this thread is for remembering stuff

lmfao

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:41

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MikeCrotch posted:

Sorry this thread is for remembering stuff

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:44

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

"very legal, and very cool"

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:45

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

"very legal, and very cool"

impossible for me to imagine trump saying this without sunglasses on

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:50

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

MikeCrotch posted:

Sorry this thread is for remembering stuff

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:58

Shyrka: Feb 10, 2005; Small Boss likes to spin!

Jackbooted tots.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:01

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

when dianne feinstein fought valiantly to keep the confederate flag flying over san francisco

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shyrka posted:

Jackbooted tots.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

when those little kids went to Feinstein's office to ask her to help them fight climate change and she bitch slapped them all with Hard Reality.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:11

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch posted:

70,000 people in Michigan voting downballot Democrat but refusing to vote for Hillary

Trump getting less votes in Wisconsin than Romney, but winning anyway. ~250,000 2012 Obama voters did not show up for Hillary. Biden won Wisconsin with almost exactly Obamas 2012 number.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:25

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Little. White. CUCKBALL.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Uh, let me be perfeclty clear. America....... will never vote.... for lil homie... gay rear end

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:53

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

Geraldo in Iraq tracing out battle plans on the sand, and people getting mad/pretending to be mad since they hated geraldo

# ? Sep 29, 2023 15:55

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPnZyA-2t8g

# ? Sep 29, 2023 16:09

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

Forgetting Dianne Feinstein

# ? Sep 29, 2023 17:04

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Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

MikeCrotch posted:

70,000 people in Michigan voting downballot Democrat but refusing to vote for Hillary

sophisticated 2016 libs who insisted Hillary was better than Bernie for the Dem downballot for some reason that's never explained

# ? Sep 29, 2023 17:11

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