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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Weird that Tom Waits is a fan of Raine Dog.

e: snipe tax

The Moon Monster fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Sep 24, 2023

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I follow Alternate Bazaar Arts on socials and I LOVE their content.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I follow Alternate Bazaar Arts on socials and I LOVE their content.

This is all blessed.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

This broke my browser for a second. Everything turned white and all there was... was that.

Truly cursed.

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

New Quiznos ad?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Cyberpunk expansion looking great!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I have no dentist and I must scream


my loving lips off apparently.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That's definitely not a moray

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Troy McClure just got a huge boner out of nowhere.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


The Shape of Wódka

yeah, I know "wódka" is still pronounced with a 'v' sound when it's spelled with a 'w'

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

looks like somebody got catfished

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

she likes fish sticks

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Autechresaint posted:

looks like somebody got catfished

Heh I recall this image from like 20 years ago.

Some weirdo had a very specific kink and some lady had a very low bank account. Vaguely surprised the rest of the photo set never came to light.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

She finally found Fry's preferred mermaid

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Someone's been noodlin!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Crab Dad posted:

Heh I recall this image from like 20 years ago.

Some weirdo had a very specific kink and some lady had a very low bank account. Vaguely surprised the rest of the photo set never came to light.

well now's your chance!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Crab Dad posted:

Heh I recall this image from like 20 years ago.

Some weirdo had a very specific kink and some lady had a very low bank account. Vaguely surprised the rest of the photo set never came to light.

Don't be dangling that lure

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PainterofCrap posted:

Don't be dangling that lure

Nah it’s not me. That’s a freshwater catfish. I’m strictly saltwater sort of guy.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Right, obviously.

Impress the ladies with your foot size.:dance:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Some LinkedIn job applications want you to record a sample interview. Nothing more worse than a standard interview than one where you're talking to nobody

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

In university we had to do this mock interview thing where a website just video records you answering a generic interview question with no feedback at all until like a day later when it's done processing and it sucked real loving bad, actual zoom interviews are not as bad as that poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jabberlock posted:

Some LinkedIn job applications want you to record a sample interview. Nothing more worse than a standard interview than one where you're talking to nobody
There's talk going around about how it's designed to get you to give your voice/appearance in a way that can be used by scammers running AI programs to impersonate you.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




It also lets them do a racism with plausible deniability. We want to see your skin tone and hear your accent before we decide whether to schedule a real interview.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

It also lets them do a racism with plausible deniability. We want to see your skin tone and hear your accent before we decide whether to schedule a real interview.

Ding ding ding. When most reputable employers are moving in the direction of stripping demographically identifying information from hiring managers, this is a huge red flag.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Facebook Aunt posted:

It also lets them do a racism with plausible deniability. We want to see your skin tone and hear your accent before we decide whether to schedule a real interview.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

There's talk going around about how it's designed to get you to give your voice/appearance in a way that can be used by scammers running AI programs to impersonate you.

I know for a fact that some job postings on Ziprecruiter are just data harvesting for scam contacts, I applied for a bunch of things one day with my full name instead of the shortened version I use and the very next day I was inundated with scam texts referencing my full name (middle initial and everything)

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Sep 30, 2023

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Some companies do it for direct applications and their recruitment monkeys get real upset when you tell them to shove their ‘job opportunity’ up their rear end because you’re not gonna debase yourself for it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone out there must be replying to these requests with horrible porn.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But, goatse.mp4 is how I feel about this position :confused:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

But, goatse.mp4 is how I feel about this position :confused:

The direct links my legal name.

Man so many name text fields don't like "//', ":',".', or numbers. :(

Still worth it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Thinking about those beans.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007


Bean baseball holder? Am I being pedantic if I say that it looks to me more like a baseball bean holder?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'll take pedantic over those sus beans.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Bean baseball holder? Am I being pedantic if I say that it looks to me more like a baseball bean holder?

That bothered me too, even if it wasn't the main curse baseball fans

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


But they’re not baseball beans they’re baked beans. Baseball baked bean holder would be the best descriptor, plus it gives you three words starting with ‘b’, which is the perfect amount of alliteration.

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