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Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Echo Chamber posted:

sophisticated 2016 libs who insisted Hillary was better than Bernie for the Dem downballot for some reason that's never explained

There's a reason it was never explained (it cannot be)

# ? Sep 29, 2023 18:26

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# ? May 24, 2024 03:10

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

"very legal, and very cool"

your favorite President, me

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:38

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

George W Bush gathering the press to demand all nations join our purge of Central Asia then ending with "now watch this drive" and drilling one dead straight for 200 yards based on the purity of his cause.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:41

KORNOLOGY: Aug 9, 2006

Diane Feinstein being A Weekend At Bernie's(ed)

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:50

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

# ? Sep 29, 2023 22:44

KORNOLOGY: Aug 9, 2006

Is that Buttiegieg

# ? Sep 29, 2023 22:56

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

michael dukakis goes door to door around his neighborhood after thanksgiving dinner to ask everyone if he can have their turkey carcass and tries to get about 24 carcasses each year so he can make turkey soup

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:32

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

jello biafra running for mayor of san francisco

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:55

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

Dyin' Feinstein

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:09

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Animal-Mother posted:

How do you lose an election when you own a tank? Like just blow up your opponents.

What are they going to do arrest you, you're in a tank!

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:11

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

fermun posted:

michael dukakis goes door to door around his neighborhood after thanksgiving dinner to ask everyone if he can have their turkey carcass and tries to get about 24 carcasses each year so he can make turkey soup

Why so many? You can make soup with just one! How much goddamn turkey soup is he making??

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:33

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Dokapon Findom posted:

Why so many? You can make soup with just one! How much goddamn turkey soup is he making??

he has a freezer for them and he makes turkey soup every 2 weeks year-round

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:34

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

gonna say Dukakis was better than Gary Hart just to piss off those weirdos still mad that their lovely New Democrat lost to a different one

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:41

Blame Pyrrhus: May 6, 2003; Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.; Pillbug

KORNOLOGY posted:

Is that Buttiegieg

Honestly, yes.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:45

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

KORNOLOGY posted:

Is that Buttiegieg

buttigieg would never get in a tank

on a boat or in a car to deliver some person/money, sure

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:49

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

there's probably a rejected photo from his military cosplay session with a tank.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Sep 30, 2023 05:52

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

every half hour today as I go about my business, forget, and then remember anew: lol, feinstein died

# ? Sep 30, 2023 05:58

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

Javid posted:

every half hour today as I go about my business, forget, and then remember anew: lol, feinstein died

She did? Still will easily win another term imo

# ? Sep 30, 2023 06:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

fermun posted:

michael dukakis goes door to door around his neighborhood after thanksgiving dinner to ask everyone if he can have their turkey carcass and tries to get about 24 carcasses each year so he can make turkey soup

this is apparently true lmao

# ? Sep 30, 2023 08:52

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Just say yes!

American democracy ftw

# ? Sep 30, 2023 12:10

Actual Satan: Mar 14, 2017; Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!

John Ashcroft spending thousands on drapes to cover Lady Justice's titties

# ? Sep 30, 2023 12:19

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

The last shutdown lasted over a month and only ended because FAA controllers said "gently caress this bullshit".

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...hia/2676807002/

# ? Sep 30, 2023 14:14

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Animal-Mother posted:

this shouldn't have sunk him he looks sick tbh

# ? Sep 30, 2023 14:16

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

That reminds me of Trump wanting the world's largest military parade on his first July 4 and the debate over whether this was Communist of him.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 14:20

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

dr_rat posted:

How do you lose an election when you own a tank? Like just blow up your opponents.

What are they going to do arrest you, you're in a tank!

Worked for Yeltsin

# ? Sep 30, 2023 14:30

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

r. budd dwyer when i realized we are long overdue for a sequel. witch hunt!

# ? Sep 30, 2023 15:18

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Eat This Glob posted:

r. budd dwyer when i realized we are long overdue for a sequel. witch hunt!

that's why trump bought the gun the other day

# ? Sep 30, 2023 15:43

War and Pieces: Apr 24, 2022; DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

MikeCrotch posted:

70,000 people in Michigan voting downballot Democrat but refusing to vote for Hillary

# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:14

WHY BONER NOW: Mar 6, 2016; Pillbug

projecthalaxy posted:

That reminds me of Trump wanting the world's largest military parade on his first July 4 and the debate over whether this was Communist of him.

weren't they afraid of the tanks breaking the street or something

# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

oh god even our tanks are fat

# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:20

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Milo and POTUS posted:

this is apparently true lmao

it's sick as hell, I think he gives some of the soup away too

# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol some of

# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:58

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

WHY BONER NOW posted:

weren't they afraid of the tanks breaking the street or something

That was part of it, especially from the Lt. Gen who was actually required to sketch it but that was not the main Narrative

# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:02

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

projecthalaxy posted:

lmao

# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:06

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Troubled Asset Relief Program

# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:20

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.