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JK Rowling outed the Whomping Willow as trans and some gammon found it and chopped it down. Just regular British stuff E: Outside of the Northunberland region of the UK it's just called a sparkling snipe
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It was the first tree on the Moon.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:What is the famous tree? Sycamore gap tree, a tree growing in a photogenic spot next to Hadrian's wall   also it was the first tree on the moon
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He did it wrong, you're supposed to bet the person that they'll run off or surrender before you finish pouring two cups of water on their head. Then you either get $20 or free reign to pour the second cup of water on them at any time when they're least expecting it.
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Edit - Decided to take it down I would not want to be that bird in the morning. Vlaphor has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Sep 30, 2023 |
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1pmnkhltc1r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1nhx0H95o1qigfjt.mp4
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Vlaphor posted:https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s0zkg2EXMi1w5pr9j.mp4 Boy howdy what a lovely thing to do to an animal
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Sep 30, 2023 01:20
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why is this bad? i don't grok what's going on here
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Soul Dentist posted:Boy howdy what a lovely thing to do to an animal Yeah, I guess it is kinda hosed up. I was thinking about the animals that eat fermented fruit and get drunk when I posted it.
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Sep 30, 2023 01:40
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Soul Dentist posted:Boy howdy what a lovely thing to do to an animal Animals get drunk in the wild all the time. Ain’t like the bird thought it was water
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Sep 30, 2023 01:44
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JPrime posted:why is this bad? i don't grok what's going on here Looks like they wanted to fry up some dough in a particular shape. Like, you can make churros using a piping bag normally used for frosting but if the bag bursts you churron't.
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Sep 30, 2023 01:50
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BlackIronHeart posted:Looks like they wanted to fry up some dough in a particular shape. Like, you can make churros using a piping bag normally used for frosting but if the bag bursts you churron't. churrohno!
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Sep 30, 2023 01:54
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Can't dismount there mate
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Sep 30, 2023 02:27
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Vlaphor posted:https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s0zkg2EXMi1w5pr9j.mp4 This is what killed ziggy's duck in the wire 
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JPrime posted:why is this bad? i don't grok what's going on here schpont schpont schpont
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BlackIronHeart posted:Looks like they wanted to fry up some dough in a particular shape. Like, you can make churros using a piping bag normally used for frosting but if the bag bursts you churron't. I figured it was some kind of extra thin and crispy funnel cake thing.
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Sep 30, 2023 05:30
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Vlaphor posted:
Don't post animal abuse. That's probably going to kill that bird
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Reminds me of the apple headquarters where everybody kept slamming into their minimalist glass doors. https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/16/17020246/apple-park-headquarters-employees-injury-glass-doors-design I wonder what they end up doing about it. Because stickers would ‘hurt’ the architectural integrity or something.
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Sep 30, 2023 07:43
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Sound if you want, I'm not your dad. https://i.imgur.com/vS1k2uR.mp4
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That is some cartoon physics. Beautiful.
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Blackface, huh.
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Kit Walker posted:Animals get drunk in the wild all the time. Ain’t like the bird thought it was water Overripe fruit doesn't have the alcohol content of vodka. Birds have very low blood volume (have to be light enough to fly) so that pigeon almost certainly died.
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edit: ^^^ yepKit Walker posted:Animals get drunk in the wild all the time. Ain’t like the bird thought it was water Yeah, but is not hard liquor what they get drunk from. If that’s vodka, the bird might have died of alcohol poisoning a bit after this video When I was a kid my cousin had a hamster and we thought it would be funny to put some cachaça for him to drink. The rodent took a few sips of it and started walking funny like a drunk in his cage and we laughed and then he just fell sideways and was dead, and we weren’t laughing anymore Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Sep 30, 2023 |
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Sep 30, 2023 11:51
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This one was smart enough to stick to just beer. This is also exactly how I look and feel right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPDbo2JzcfY
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Knormal posted:He did it wrong, you're supposed to bet the person that they'll run off or surrender before you finish pouring two cups of water on their head. Then you either get $20 or free reign to pour the second cup of water on them at any time when they're least expecting it. He promised to pay $20 to see his sisters friend in a wet t-shirt, but managed to get it for free. No need to make the bet too complicated.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:schpont schpont schpont I'm going to adopt this singsong onomatopoeia for whenever I engage in active self sabotage of everyday activities.
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I especially appreciate that final blyyaaaa
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lobsterminator posted:He promised to pay $20 to see his sisters friend in a wet t-shirt, but managed to get it for free. No need to make the bet too complicated. https://youtu.be/k4Mb_Rhstus?si=X-Bj7NMGCE08CbNU&t=15
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It turns out that running your finger down a comb makes cats dry heave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAFJc-7N5gM
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It turns out that running your finger down a comb makes cats dry heave Combs and Metronomes are cat's nemesis
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See also the mighty and terrifying cucumber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrZsgy4-SQ
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I tried the comb thing and my cats ignored it completely and continued laying around
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Guy who shot youtube prankster that kept shoving his phone in his face got acquited https://wjla.com/news/local/dulles-...locked-mistrial There's video. It's not graphic, but it is still a dude getting shot https://twitter.com/ManeFridge/status/1707962860872380456?s=20
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Happy Landfill posted:Guy who shot youtube prankster that kept shoving his phone in his face got acquited Apparently the police were already familiar with the youtuber due to past pranks such as the hilarious "follow a random stranger through a department store"
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Just laughed at a guy getting shot so my day's going weird
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Happy Landfill posted:Guy who shot youtube prankster that kept shoving his phone in his face got acquited quote:Tanner Cook, 21, who runs the “Classified Goons” YouTube channel. 
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Soul Dentist posted:Just laughed at a guy getting shot so my day's going weird Don't worry, the world broke long before you did.
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On the one had, that's kinda excessive and I wouldn't use lethal force ever in that situation. On the other, I get it, because gently caress that guy.
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Taeke posted:On the one had, that's kinda excessive and I wouldn't use lethal force ever in that situation. But now there's a precedent that shooting this guy for being a gently caress is legal so maybe he'll learn the next time.
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