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I mean last time they voted for truss so I think the tory party membership is just clones of cecil rhodes.
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PM Lee Anderson, 2024
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HopperUK posted:It's incredibly painful OP I think the average non-cervix haver might have a better idea of what it's like if its compared to a urethral swab. The one where they stick the swab half an inch down the urethra. At least it just gets pulled out afterwards instead of being rotated round and round (and round). If anyone wants a demonstration just pop around to your local STD clinic and claim you have chlamydia.
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happyhippy posted:gently caress, who do they think is the Liberal in the Tory party? It's those MPs complaining to the Chief Whip about Cruella's speech during the week. Also, the Conservative Democratic Organisation is run by people who look exactly like you imagine. Except the John Romero lookalike - I wasn't expecting that.
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Z the IVth posted:I think the average non-cervix haver might have a better idea of what it's like if its compared to a urethral swab. It’s bad but I wouldn’t say it’s extremely painful or anything, more of a ‘grimace through it’. Not to play down how painful a cervical one can be cos I’d have no idea but a urethral swab might not be the best comparator E: tho my cervically-endowed partner just leaned over and said cervix swabs aren’t even bad so I don’t know any more. What I’ve learned is that different swabs are different things to different people and if we can’t agree on that then what can we agree on friends?????? Jakabite fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Sep 30, 2023 |
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Cystoscopies are probably the most unpleasant physical experiences I have ever had and that includes appendicitis so I would understand not being particularly keen on getting an equivalent.
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the only thing I want swabbed is the deck of my yacht.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:the only thing I want swabbed is the deck of my yacht. did you poop it again?
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How long does covid take to incubate in people’s experience? Everything I read says 4-5 days and I was exposed on Thursday night thanks to work and Mandatory Fun with a colleague who immediately tested positive after they left early feeling ill, but it’s only 2 days later and I’ve lost my sense of taste. Like if I absolutely drown something in a strong flavour I can just about get a hint of it, otherwise it’s like the surface of my tongue is numb. There’s nowhere I could have got it before Thursday, is there some other illness I don’t know about that fries your tastebuds going around?
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1708152472189993283 Fighting to be in charge of the Titanic as it sinks is certainly a choice. But if there's one thing the Tories hate as much as they hate the poor, foreigners, ethnic minorities, the LGBTQ+ community, workers, the unemployed, students, parents, the environment & probably some other things I'm forgetting it's the Tories.
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History Comes Inside! posted:How long does covid take to incubate in people’s experience? Averages are just that, a average. Some of the early papers in 2020/2021 when contract tracing was a thing had a 2-14 day range for 95% of patients, but the other 5% could go up a month between infection and testing postive/symptoms. How relevant that is to current strains is unknown but If you feel like you have covid you probably do.
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forkboy84 posted:Fighting to be in charge of the Titanic as it sinks is certainly a choice. But if there's one thing the Tories hate as much as they hate the poor, foreigners, ethnic minorities, the LGBTQ+ community, workers, the unemployed, students, parents, the environment & probably some other things I'm forgetting it's the Tories. They are not fighting FOR the Titanic, its fighting to fill their boots with as much money as they can get before it sinks. Won't be surprised 90% of them are living outside the UK within 5 years.
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Sir Keith Stumbler… https://twitter.com/leftiestats/status/1708214197048287244?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Anyone else would be 20 points ahead.
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smellmycheese posted:Sir Keith Stumbler… Time for Keith to get serious about winning the election and roll coal in a school zone
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Hello I am here to explain why going from an electoral wipe out to a projected majority is a failure.
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When you’re only slightly more appealing to the general public than the people who’ve been actively destroying the country for 13 years it’s not exactly a big win
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did someone scrawl somethingawful.com on a loving flat roof pub toilet cubicle?
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Rugz posted:Hello I am here to explain why going from an electoral wipe out to a projected majority is a failure. of course you're a Labour centrist of course
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Thanks for telling me what my political affiliation is. I'll write it on my hand to make sure I tick the right box next time.
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Rugz posted:Thanks for telling me what my political affiliation is. I'll write it on my hand to make sure I tick the right box next time. Perhaps you'd be happier staying in the War in Ukraine thread.
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Do you take your own crayons to the polling station or do they know you’re coming
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Making any judgements over a single poll is premature and wishful thinking, stop jumping down throats.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Do you take your own crayons to the polling station or do they know you’re coming I keep them next to my voter ID
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Jakabite really needs to stop posting in the (imported from CSPAM) Musk thread. Its IK is a lunatic probe machine, the whole thing is basically a honeypot. Supposedly, this is funny.
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Quoting myself to post this vid from Fox's perspective https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1708196499325096314 The person videoing was stood right next to the speaker, yet the crowd nearly drowned it out. lol
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Rugz posted:Hello I am here to explain why going from an electoral wipe out to a projected majority is a failure. Thanks for this, we didn't know
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forkboy84 posted:Fighting to be in charge of the Titanic as it sinks is certainly a choice. But if there's one thing the Tories hate as much as they hate the poor, foreigners, ethnic minorities, the LGBTQ+ community, workers, the unemployed, students, parents, the environment & probably some other things I'm forgetting it's the Tories. Braverman clearly has a long term plan: raise her profile in the party pre-election and establish herself as the red meat, anti-woke candidate; after the Tories lose, lambast Sunak for his supposed soggy liberalism and win the leadership election on a platform of pulling the party to the hard right like the silent majority of voters supposedly want; wait for a directionless, uninspiring Labour party to lose public support as they do absolutely zero to improve ordinary people's lives, then sweep back to power in 5 years time at the next election. It's at least a coherent plan and I don't see any other Tory moving as decisively as she is.
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Oh don't count out the sword lady! She won over a lot of voters by how she walked in a straight line holding that sword.
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Mega Comrade posted:Oh don't count out the sword lady! One of her grandfathers was in the Paras and the other fought for the Anti Treaty IRA during the Irish Civil War, she made her choice.  edit: She also wants homeopathy in the NHS. Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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OwlFancier posted:Cystoscopies are probably the most unpleasant physical experiences I have ever had and that includes appendicitis so I would understand not being particularly keen on getting an equivalent. I get injections in my eyeball once a month and would highly recommend if you're looking for incredibly unpleasant experiencea.
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Just Another Lurker posted:One of her grandfathers was in the Paras and the other fought for the Anti Treaty IRA during the Irish Civil War, she made her choice. Huh I thought Homeopathy already was on the NHS but I just saw they finally stopped recommending it in 2017. I went to a bunch of talks and debates on the whole thing around 2012 as I remember it being discussed a lot at the time (I think the law was being reviewed? Idk). The local Skeptical Society was big on trying to educate people on it and the sheer amount of money the NHS was wasting on homeopathic treatments.
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Aramoro posted:I get injections in my eyeball once a month and would highly recommend if you're looking for incredibly unpleasant experiencea. Theres more unpleasant things to have happen to your eyeballs, owlfancier's posts for example.
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In the 1990s I paid £33 to the vet for some homeopathic treatment for one of my cats that he recommended. Didn't do diddly. I don't think placebo effect works on cats.
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Solefald posted:Huh I thought Homeopathy already was on the NHS but I just saw they finally stopped recommending it in 2017. I think royal charlie was lobbying the government for it because, to nobody's suprise, he's a giant loving moron. It was in the "black spider memos" which sounds much cooler than it actually is.
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King Chuck is still into Homeopathy https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jun/25/prince-charles-criticised-continuing-promote-homeopathy https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/the-unscientific-king-charles-iii-s-history-promoting-homeopathy-70544 My local Boots has a full aisle of homeopathic poo poo, must check them out for a laugh next time there
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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1708402522363195594 lol and lmao 
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