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Pistol_Pete posted:Gonna get homeopathically shitfaced rn by dissolving a shot of vodka in 2 litres of tapwater. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnRUp9qVZ0
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Oct 1, 2023 10:48
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Pistol_Pete posted:Gonna get homeopathically shitfaced rn by dissolving a shot of vodka in 2 litres of tapwater. This is the real stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0 
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Oct 1, 2023 10:55
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Pistol_Pete posted:Gonna get homeopathically shitfaced rn by dissolving a shot of vodka in 2 litres of tapwater.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA
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Oct 1, 2023 10:59
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Happy Irish Sea Border day to all who celebrate
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Oct 1, 2023 11:16
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smellmycheese posted:Happy Irish Sea Border day to all who celebrate Let the smuggling era begin!
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https://x.com/S4NDY_1903/status/1708177209213497558?s=20 Good old Rangers fans
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Oct 1, 2023 11:37
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This guy was Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change in the coalition. Amazed he has the brass neck to lead a party. Mary be the most loathsome party leader.
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Oct 1, 2023 11:42
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forkboy84 posted:Good old Rangers fans
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happyhippy posted:Let the smuggling era begin! 2023: Rishi is master of Britain, only the smol boat fleet stands before him, Irish oceans are now battlefields
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Just Another Lurker posted:One of her grandfathers was in the Paras and the other fought for the Anti Treaty IRA during the Irish Civil War, she made her choice. That must have made for some very awkward family reunions.
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Oct 1, 2023 11:55
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This is the last word cloud for Keith, from June last year:
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Oct 1, 2023 12:00
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fuctifino posted:This is the last word cloud for Keith, from June last year: Nice to know that the general public opinion is similar to what's ITT. The only difference if you created a word cloud just from UKMT would be a massive KIETH or "EURRGGJHH WET EGG" in the centre
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Oct 1, 2023 12:03
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dick, cock, bellend, communist
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History Comes Inside! posted:dick, cock, bellend, communist He's a communist responsible for average cocks is how I read that.
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History Comes Inside! posted:dick, cock, bellend, communist confused solid snake (???)
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Failed Imagineer posted:Nice to know that the general public opinion is similar to what's ITT. The only difference if you created a word cloud just from UKMT would be a massive KIETH or "EURRGGJHH WET EGG" in the centre I'd like to imagine it'd just be one word, oval office in font so large you can read it from Mars
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domhal posted:This guy was Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change in the coalition. Amazed he has the brass neck to lead a party. Mary be the most loathsome party leader. He's the best one of the three on trans rights though, there's something. Unless he's walked back on it like everything the piss diamonds do
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The HS2 thing is really breaking through actually. At work, NOBODY talks about politics in public meetings, it's just not done, as everyone in any managerial role seems to be a "responsible dad" type who just looks somewhat pained if you get too radical about anything. What I imagine Keir Labour to be basically. In a 100 plus person all hands last week, someone was pitching a train related game, where incidentally you can drift trains round corners and jump between tracks like in some kind of fast and furious thing (don't ask how that works, game Devs are weird) one of the managers suddenly said something akin to "I bet we'll be able to build railways to the north in this game, unlike in the real world" And it pretty much derailed the meeting for a few to talk about HS2. This doesn't happen. Of all bloody things to start breaking through to people... i guess it would be the London train commute for the corporate manager class. Ah yeah that makes sense doesn't it. gently caress.
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Lmao. Wooton taking onboard the advice he gives to others attempting to enter the UK and loving off back to the other side of the world permenantly. Sad. 
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As a lurker of this thread and kiwi who lives in New Zealand please don't send him here jfc. We're just about to elect our most right wing goverment in my lifetime in a few weeks time and I didn't think things could get any worse. Has he considered idk Australia?
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Confusedslight posted:As a lurker of this thread and kiwi who lives in New Zealand please don't send him here jfc. We're just about to elect our most right wing goverment in my lifetime in a few weeks time and I didn't think things could get any worse. "send him"? He's returning there. You made him
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smellmycheese posted:Sir Keith Stumbler… Pushing one poll narrative over reality (there have been three other polls out over this weekend that have them around 20 points) was bollocks when it was done against Corbyn and bollocks when done against someone who's poo poo. Believing a fantasy doesn't help anyone, especially when it's dropping everything to push the exact narrative The Spectator has on its home page right now lmao.
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Yeah by all accounts the Tories are desperate because the ruins of this country have become too obvious to people to ignore. Labour are winning in 2024 by default.
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Mesopotamia posted:Pushing one poll narrative over reality (there have been three other polls out over this weekend that have them around 20 points) was bollocks when it was done against Corbyn and bollocks when done against someone who's poo poo. Let me believe in a better Britain, one where Kieth doesn't win a landslide. Where's the harm?
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E: i want to kill roland barthes
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The media really have done a sterling job of turning the middle class into the great enemy haven't they?
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I know it's kind of low-hanging fruit, but I found these two reviews of the same art gallery exhibition, both in the Guardian, to be amusing: Review #1 (https://www.theguardian.com/artandd...%20your%20show.): Frans Hals review – boring, lifeless portraits with flamboyant facial hair quote:Comprehensive collection of the 17th-century painter’s work aims to place him alongside Rembrandt and Vermeer, but his technically brilliant paintings are weirdly soulless Review #2 (https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2023/oct/01/frans-hals-national-gallery-london-review-a-joyful-dutch-master-gets-his-due): Frans Hals review – a joyful Dutch master in the spotlight quote:Often overshadowed by his contemporary Rembrandt, the 17th-century Haarlem artist is revealed to be a genius of the seemingly nonchalant yet telling portrait in this first showcase of his work in 30 years The first one in particular just reflects how incredibly dumb a lot of art criticism is. It can basically be summed up as "these paintings are technically incredible and innovative, but I just don't like them for some reason, so this exhibition is bad."
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Briefcase wankers love exactly two things - feeling important by saying they have a job in the city that pays London wages, and also saving money / not encountering black people by not living anywhere near London. What the gently caress is this post.
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Mebh posted:In a 100 plus person all hands last week, someone was pitching a train related game, where incidentally you can drift trains round corners and jump between tracks like in some kind of fast and furious thing (don't ask how that works, game Devs are weird) Sounds like someone saw that meme from Initial D and decided to make it into a game 
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MeinPanzer posted:The first one in particular just reflects how incredibly dumb a lot of art criticism is. It can basically be summed up as "these paintings are technically incredible and innovative, but I just don't like them for some reason, so this exhibition is bad."
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Reveilled posted:Sounds like someone saw that meme from Initial D and decided to make it into a game I would also play Need For Speed: London Underground.
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serious gaylord posted:I would also play Need For Speed: London Underground. No lie, that's basically the pitch. Music track and all. Train customisation out the wazoo, exploding Train collisions, sadly it's tyool 2023 so it'd have golden train armour and a battle pass and thus be a pile of money grubbing arse despite the fun concept.
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Mebh posted:No lie, that's basically the pitch. Music track and all. Train customisation out the wazoo, exploding Train collisions, sadly it's tyool 2023 so it'd have golden train armour and a battle pass and thus be a pile of money grubbing arse despite the fun concept. Explain how 90's nostalgia is in right now and that translate to FMV. Your game needs Need for Speed Underground type FMV's to explain the seedy story of the illegal underground train racing world. Like the intro to this game should almost be 1 to 1 recreation of this intro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbboXrkZ6S0
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Reveilled posted:Sounds like someone saw that meme from Initial D and decided to make it into a game The best solution to the trolley problem.
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serious gaylord posted:What the gently caress is this post. mental illness, 13 years of being ignored, not enough attention when a baby etc.
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Skintos ITT Just to let you know Iceland are doing one of their bonus card offers. Usual offer: if you add £20 to your card they give you a £1. Bonus offer: if you add £100 to your card between now and Nov 3rd, they will give you an extra £15 (to be paid out by Nov 24th - you have to use it by December 23rd, but all that means is the first £15 of anything you spend using that card will come out of the bonus first). I'm NOT clear if you have to pay the £100 in one hit or whether it is a total across October (and bet the shop assistants won't know). Ed: just had a confirmation message that you can spread the £100 payment in across the month don't have to pay all in one go. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/savings/extra-christmas-cash/ Some of these other offers might be of value. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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