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Grandpa used to shoot us if we didn’t make sure the door latched on the way in. It made us tougher and I always remember to latch the door
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 15:18 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 13:16 |
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Superb analogy for the US military as applied to foreign policy.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 15:28 |
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https://packaged-media.redd.it/b8ou...0c9df3916f1#t=0
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 15:59 |
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Is this like when a bird flies into a window because it thinks the reflection is the sky? Was he trying to get into the numbers dimension?
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:00 |
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Well, I certainly don't know what he was hoping to accomplish, but I guess he accomplished it
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI4hKNf1z1I
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:12 |
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Happy Landfill posted:Well, I certainly don't know what he was hoping to accomplish, but I guess he accomplished it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:15 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If you are going around starting poo poo with people in such a way that they think you are attacking them you do not get to complain when they make you stop attacking them.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:47 |
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It was one of those boxing strength testing machines. He tried to get a good score by throwing himself at the problem, head firstOmmin posted:Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:56 |
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Too few people understand that assault has nothing to do with actually being touched, hopefully they continue to learn the hard way and become more fuel for the thread
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:57 |
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I suspect those boxing machines actually measure how fast you make the target move, not how hard you hit it. For something with a lot of mass those will scale together but for something small and light you just needed to hit it relatively lightly with something moving fast. This distinction, along with an understanding of what might happen after he hits the bag, was lost on this friend. He probably thought "if I throw my whole body at it that will be like punching it really hard" when in fact it was more like bumping into it at 10ish mph. On the plus side he probably didn't feel too much pain from this until the next morning.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 17:40 |
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The question is whether the boxing machine wouldve been in the right to shoot him
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 17:45 |
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Judging by the wail it did
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 17:51 |
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I read somewhere that the boxing machine is actually autistic, which really changes the whole dynamic.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 17:52 |
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Now I'm imagining a larger boxing machine coming up and clobbering that dude even harder.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 18:26 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Now I'm imagining a larger boxing machine coming up and clobbering that dude even harder. Don't ever talk to me or my boxing machine son ever again
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:12 |
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The boxing machines are sad. They learn this behaviour from their parents and perpetuate it when they go into the wild. Just endless generations who think that taking abuse from people for pocket change is a way to live. Someday we'll find a way to reach them and break the cycle but until then all you can do is try warn your friends to stay away from relationships with them as they're bound to be toxic.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:14 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Stop saying people deserve to be killed for being obnoxious on social media, ffs.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:31 |
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https://i.imgur.com/T15fza3.mp4
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:12 |
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Hyperlynx posted:It looks to me like he thought his life was in danger and acted accordingly. katzenfreude https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1v4zlDFQg1vmobp0.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1u7oeqJfC1r0uzl6.mp4
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:40 |
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Well I'm very glad the "is this really an acceptable form of schad?" derails are still alive and well in PYF.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 22:21 |
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Did they just 'Wile E. Coyote' that cat?
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 22:55 |
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thread title not applicable https://i.imgur.com/kv8djO5.mp4
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 00:19 |
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Ror posted:thread title not applicable Some high-quality Legend of Zelda LARPing.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 00:41 |
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Kissinger might stealing years from other old people Its time
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 01:23 |
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Ror posted:thread title not applicable Animals mounting people not into = funny. Animals mounting people into it= not funny. This is funny.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 03:01 |
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Ror posted:thread title not applicable You're getting shagged by an extremely common fowl
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 03:16 |
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Happy Landfill posted:Guy who shot youtube prankster that kept shoving his phone in his face got acquited Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 03:39 |
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Mr. Crow posted:Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced One of the stories I saw said they were accusing the delivery guy of being a pedo... there is a difference between getting in someone's face to annoy them, and getting in someone's face and falsely accusing them of something heinous.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 03:46 |
Mr. Crow posted:Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced Against a youtube prankster EVERY TIME call me a hypocrite but i wouldnt convict the guy either
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 03:51 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I think that about covers it, right? Nobody legitimately thinks he shoulda died, we're all just unsympathetic to him being shot, right?
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 04:52 |
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Like the US and 9/11, he didn't deserve what happened but he definitely had it coming.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 05:30 |
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jeebus bob posted:Like the US and 9/11, he didn't deserve what happened but he definitely had it coming. Oof size: Medium. Ya ain't wrong
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 06:08 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 06:09 |
If nothing else, youtubeshoot might serve as a deterrent for other dumbfuck idiot shitbag morons… I mean “social media personalities”… who would do the same stupid thing
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 13:24 |
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Not after all the views the shooting video received. Quite the opposite, imho.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 13:39 |
gbut posted:Not after all the views the shooting video received. Quite the opposite, imho. Ah poo poo you’re right, drat. I guess we’ll just have to see if someone gets got for good for one of these. Not that I’m advocating violence, just pointing out cause, effect, reaping, sowing, etc
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 14:09 |
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Yeah, honestly I feel like it's more likely one of the channels that does fake pranks will try to recreate it and the person with the fake gun will get shot by a cop or other armed witness. I also wouldn't be surprised if this is something that already happened.
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 14:11 |
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Is Lincoln post death being used to hock schlock more than celebrating his values, Schadenfreude?
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 16:06 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 13:16 |
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Courtesy GiP’s military idiots thread:
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