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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Chat GarfTP

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Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
Am I the only person who gets that link redirecting to some lotto casino scam site?

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Egeez works like Tinder.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

pseudanonymous posted:

Now that he can dump it into chat gpt I’m sure he’ll be “writing” more.

A heads-up to whom it may concern that you made a typo in the quoted url, and 'wmedium.com' url's direct to an online casino scam.

The originally stated url is the one to use.
https://medium.com/@nathenmazri/oh-geez-amazon-sued-investors-should-act-swiftly-to-invest-in-emerging-game-changers-afa5933c15a7

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Worlds youngest Garfield casino scam entrepreneur

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Your Uncle Dracula posted:

Am I the only person who gets that link redirecting to some lotto casino scam site?

Imagine being linked to Nathen content and questioning if a scam is a redirect instead of the intended content.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Oh god this is still happening?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Akratic Method posted:

Amazing that we can recognize his articles as written by an AI and not him because they aren't stupid enough. Like, there was no point to be found in that rambling mess, but it also didn't contain any made-up words or weird pseudo-english turns of phrase.

I literally went there to comment on the article and say pretty much this (but in a much meaner fashion) because I was having a really bad day, but was stopped by the requirement to download their dumb app to comment lol

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I literally went there to comment on the article and say pretty much this (but in a much meaner fashion) because I was having a really bad day, but was stopped by the requirement to download their dumb app to comment lol

I'm continually amazed that people still use medium for anything tbh

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

sharknado slashfic posted:

Oh god this is still happening?

The entertagement never ends, friend

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1707758932356178215

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
This guy is such a loser. How many years ago did this restaurant shut down? Has it been closed longer than it was open at this point?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nathen really just needs to embrace his inner desire to be dommed by furries

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

BigBadSteve posted:

A heads-up to whom it may concern that you made a typo in the quoted url, and 'wmedium.com' url's direct to an online casino scam.

The originally stated url is the one to use.
https://medium.com/@nathenmazri/oh-geez-amazon-sued-investors-should-act-swiftly-to-invest-in-emerging-game-changers-afa5933c15a7

poo poo's so Specialized, you'd think he was trying to onboard the bike company

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
lol he’s going to get another cease and desist

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Gildiss posted:

Egeez works like Tinder.

Because it's constantly being rejected and all about unappealing desperate men/man?

Also, I think "entrepreneurship" might be my least favorite word in the English language. Maybe "entrepreneurial" is worse, but any variant of that word is just an immediate red flag to me that the person using it is full of horse poo poo.

Busters fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Sep 29, 2023

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Is that video 3 seconds long and broken for anyone else? If so just lol

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh, he's using it the GarfieldEATS accounts to shill another AI article.



Frank Frank posted:

lol he’s going to get another cease and desist

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Is that video 3 seconds long and broken for anyone else? If so just lol

the only thing that's broken is your ability to comprehend the sheer amount of pure genius level marketing packed into those three seconds

entertagement in it's most distilled and refined state

it's simply lasagna :kiss:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This guy is so good at marketing.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
lmao

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Busters posted:

Also, I think "entrepreneurship" might be my least favorite word in the English language. Maybe "entrepreneurial" is worse, but any variant of that word is just an immediate red flag to me that the person using it is full of horse poo poo.

There’s reasonable evidence that one of the things that makes “entrepreneurs” successful is having at least one trait on the dark triad. They’re almost all just awful people.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://x.com/nathenmazri/status/1708223254337331469?s=20

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Looks like EGeez is back on the menu, boys (???)

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Federal agents knocking on Nathen's door and he's all 'It's actually pronounced Iggies.'

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

He has such a powerful brain.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Nobody buying unlicensed Rick and Morty socks cares that they're counterfeit, only that they're cheap. Nathen has such a fundamental misunderstanding of everything in the same hemisphere as his business plan that it defies belief. I lovehate this manchild so much

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Egeez to Aid I.C.E. to Ensure Border-Crossing Migrants Are Genuine Mexicans

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
Somehow this guy is like the onion, in a time seemingly beyond parody he manages to ratchet it up to 11 over and over. Partner with DHS to do what.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Knormal posted:

Egeez to Aid I.C.E. to Ensure Border-Crossing Migrants Are Genuine Mexicans

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You work for the cartels. You are loading a truck full of counterfeit Simpsons t-shirts, to smuggle them across the border to New Mexico, as usual. You have a system worked out, the corrupt border guards are paid off, even among the higher brass the required palms have been crossed with silver. You feel that this could be the beginning of a new gold age for the flagging organized crime industry. Suddenly you hear a strange noise and turn around. A man in the world's largest Garfield mascot costume stands there. The costume is rough, its fur matted with something, but the main thing is that there's a DHS badge pinned to it, and that it's aiming a gun squarely at your head.

"You should have cleared these with Egeez, ese. Now I'm gonna have to blow your brains out all the way to Abu Dhabi, mneow."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
P.S.: If you need to touch up the screenplay to Sicario 3, I'm available and my rates are reasonable.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

New Mexico: The Land of Entergagement

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Oct 4, 2023

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

This AI article tries to imply he’s already signed with DHS but I’m pretty sure uh, he has not.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
He’s probably just on a DHS watch list but thinks that means he’s under contract with DHS.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

It boggles belief how Nathen repeatedly namedrops large corporations and now a government agency, intimating they'll be Egeez clients when they've agreed to no such thing.


Edit: He should report himself for false merchandizing.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Oct 1, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

It's time for egeez to investigate... EGEEZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

pseudanonymous posted:

This AI article tries to imply he’s already signed with DHS but I’m pretty sure uh, he has not.

Less likely to get another C&D from the federal government than from Viacom. Maybe he was banking on the government shutting down

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
FEMAEATS!

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005





this but uhh like garfield and stuff

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