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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/_MarcusD3_/status/1708569066309407228


I cannot loving get over the goddamn coach of a football team telling a player who's inactive but not because of an injury or personal situation, that they don't have to show up to help on the sidelines or whatever.


It's what you do with a small child to help them come to the right choice in their own.

When they choose wrong you don't just let it go lol

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Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Bears ownership should erect a Guillotine and sacrifice someone every week they lose.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Apples McGrind posted:

Bears ownership should erect a Guillotine and sacrifice someone every week they lose.

A 50/50 raffle during the first half to determine which lucky fan gets to be the executioner in this situation.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/adamjahns/status/1708589813866061854


lmao PR/Poles heard what their dumb coach said and is trying to save him.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Apples McGrind posted:

Bears ownership should erect a Guillotine and sacrifice someone every week they lose.

Bears fans should enact a Reign of Terror starting with Virginia

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Daaaaaaaaaa

Bears

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/startkyIeorton/status/1708590959892586783

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

brugroffil posted:

Bears fans should enact a Reign of Terror starting with Virginia

Robespierre Polespierre

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Apples McGrind posted:

Bears ownership should erect a Guillotine and sacrifice a McCaskey every week they lose.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Claypool owns. I'd stay home too lol.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

“McKaskey’s head is lined up for kill. The Guillotine is up… and it is… good!”

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

CharlestheHammer posted:

Fields is gonna become an anime villain with the bears as his tragic backstory

Congrats GB on your next Hall of Fame qb

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

trevorreznik posted:

This play design is so loving ugly
https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1708564432043811257

Fields has his back to that guy, turns around and trys to throw it (stupidly, should have just eaten the sack). Ugh

They talked about it all game that fields was doing great not turning his back to the LOS and of course second half that's all they do and here he just gets murdered

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Apples McGrind posted:

“McKaskey’s head is lined up for kill. The Guillotine is up… and it is… good!”

What a time for the double doink

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Parallelwoody posted:

Claypool owns. I'd stay home too lol.

Nobody wants to work anymore...

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Actually relegate the Bears to the new XUSFL

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/JasonLieser/status/1708594950210834869

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Matt did you think they wouldn’t ask you about this

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The Bears are the new Browns. At least I’m having a good time laughing at them. I feel bad for anyone he feels invested in this team. Just real depressing poo poo, find a new hobby.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bird in a Blender posted:

The Bears are the new Browns. At least I’m having a good time laughing at them. I feel bad for anyone he feels invested in this team. Just real depressing poo poo, find a new hobby.

Ehh, at least the Bears didn't give a rapist a fully guaranteed contract, where that Rapist when they serve their suspension proceeds to turn into great value Jay Cutler.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Dexo posted:

Ehh, at least the Bears didn't give a rapist a fully guaranteed contract, where that Rapist when they serve their suspension proceeds to turn into great value Jay Cutler.

True, although I meant it in more we are the new laughingstock of the league, doomed to perpetually be bad. Maybe the Bears will hire someone awful in a couple years and the circle will be complete.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bird in a Blender posted:

I feel bad for anyone he feels invested in this team. Just real depressing poo poo, find a new hobby.

Rocky Wirtz is dead, no one from the 2010 team is left, and Bedard looks really good. I'm ready to start paying attention to hockey again.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Dexo posted:

Ehh, at least the Bears didn't give a rapist a fully guaranteed contract, where that Rapist when they serve their suspension proceeds to turn into great value Jay Cutler.

The Bears don't wanna horn in on the Blackhawks' territory.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Whoever that is on the right side of the formation not even attempting to chip the DE completely hosed that play up. Can’t have the QB turn his back to and then roll into an unblocked edge, what the hell?

Kinda similar to what happened in Week 1, sadly (second sack in this link: https://www.windycitygridiron.com/2...ton-jones-getsy).

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Khalil Mack has 5 sacks today, is that more painful for the Bears or the Raiders?

I guess in a literal sense, the Raiders.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Q_res posted:

As far as I can tell the biggest issue with firing Eberflus is that you're stuck with one of those other dipshits running things.

the players should coach themselves imo

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




DrPossum posted:

the players should coach themselves imo

Can't do any worse...

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bird in a Blender posted:

I feel bad for anyone he feels invested in this team. Just real depressing poo poo, find a new hobby.

It's Halloween month, if you're going to insist on watching something scary there's plenty of horror movies and shows out there instead, and they're enjoyable. And we get a lot of new stuff!

The best Saw film, Saw X, just came out this weekend
we get a new Exorcist and Pet Sematary this week, I'm excited about the first of those
Amazon's got a funny-looking slasher (Totally Killer) out this week too
Shudder's got a new VHS film this week too
Shudder's also getting a new season of Creepshow soon
there's a new Netflix Mike Flanagan miniseries next week, those always rule
Five Nights at Freddy's seems fun at the end of the month
and Criterion just uploaded a bunch of rad old poo poo https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/8262-the-criterion-channels-october-2023-lineup

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Apples McGrind posted:

“McKaskey’s head is lined up for kill. The Guillotine is up… and it is… double doinked

FTFY

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Matthieu Nagie holding repeated tryouts for Guillotine Operator to the point that he loses control of the groupe d'ours faction of the revolution and ends up murdered by the Trubisky Regime

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The Bears are going to have the first and second overall picks. Panthers and Bears are the only 0-4 teams.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The 49ers and Eagles both look extremely mortal today

:getin:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

The 49ers and Eagles both look extremely mortal today

:getin:

I think the Commies and Cards might just not be as hapless as we thought they were. The rear end-whipping the Bills laid on the Commies aside, they've seemed like, y'know, real teams.

Eagles definitely don't feel as dominant as they did last year. I dunno what to think about the Cowboys. Guess we'll find out later this year!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



MJeff posted:

I think the Commies and Cards might just not be as hapless as we thought they were. The rear end-whipping the Bills laid on the Commies aside, they've seemed like, y'know, real teams.

Eagles definitely don't feel as dominant as they did last year. I dunno what to think about the Cowboys. Guess we'll find out later this year!

I think dak is an interception generator and will feed lots of hungry Lions. Have they even faced a not dogshit team this season?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The cowboys have faced

NYG
NYJ
Ari
Currently playing NE


lol they’re going to get rocked

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I think dak is an interception generator and will feed lots of hungry Lions. Have they even faced a not dogshit team this season?

No, they've mostly just run up the score on sadsack teams. I am largely a Dak disrespecter, but they have good skill players and that defense is pretty spooky.

Either way, their next four games are 49ers, Chargers, Rams, Eagles so we're gonna find out a lot about who they really are real quick.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





I did not watch football today. As a Bears fan, it was definitely the correct choice.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/BearWeatherFans/status/1708609938334142674

https://twitter.com/BearWeatherFans/status/1708610549968495049

https://twitter.com/BearWeatherFans/status/1708610911626522693

https://twitter.com/BearWeatherFans/status/1708611605695713603

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Like Justin obviously should hold on to the ball, but dear god loving stop calling that loving play

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