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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grandpa used to shoot us if we didn’t make sure the door latched on the way in. It made us tougher and I always remember to latch the door

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Superb analogy for the US military as applied to foreign policy.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/b8ou...0c9df3916f1#t=0

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:psyduck:
Is this like when a bird flies into a window because it thinks the reflection is the sky? Was he trying to get into the numbers dimension?

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Well, I certainly don't know what he was hoping to accomplish, but I guess he accomplished it

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI4hKNf1z1I

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Happy Landfill posted:

Well, I certainly don't know what he was hoping to accomplish, but I guess he accomplished it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Malachite_Dragon posted:

If you are going around starting poo poo with people in such a way that they think you are attacking them you do not get to complain when they make you stop attacking them.

"I was only swinging hammers at them as a prank!" I weep as the ambulance gurney wheels me away. "I never meant for them to fight back- er, take it so seriously!"
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



It was one of those boxing strength testing machines. He tried to get a good score by throwing himself at the problem, head first

Ommin posted:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Too few people understand that assault has nothing to do with actually being touched, hopefully they continue to learn the hard way and become more fuel for the thread

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I suspect those boxing machines actually measure how fast you make the target move, not how hard you hit it. For something with a lot of mass those will scale together but for something small and light you just needed to hit it relatively lightly with something moving fast.

This distinction, along with an understanding of what might happen after he hits the bag, was lost on this friend. He probably thought "if I throw my whole body at it that will be like punching it really hard" when in fact it was more like bumping into it at 10ish mph. On the plus side he probably didn't feel too much pain from this until the next morning.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
The question is whether the boxing machine wouldve been in the right to shoot him

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Judging by the wail it did

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I read somewhere that the boxing machine is actually autistic, which really changes the whole dynamic.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Now I'm imagining a larger boxing machine coming up and clobbering that dude even harder.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Baron von Eevl posted:

Now I'm imagining a larger boxing machine coming up and clobbering that dude even harder.

Don't ever talk to me or my boxing machine son ever again :mad:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The boxing machines are sad. They learn this behaviour from their parents and perpetuate it when they go into the wild. Just endless generations who think that taking abuse from people for pocket change is a way to live.

Someday we'll find a way to reach them and break the cycle but until then all you can do is try warn your friends to stay away from relationships with them as they're bound to be toxic.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Stop saying people deserve to be killed for being obnoxious on social media, ffs.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005



https://i.imgur.com/T15fza3.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hyperlynx posted:

It looks to me like he thought his life was in danger and acted accordingly.
also! it was one guy getting in his face aggressively, one shitbag youtuber crony right behind that guy, And the guy filming him, all following him around and harassing him as he just tries to do his job.

katzenfreude
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1v4zlDFQg1vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1u7oeqJfC1r0uzl6.mp4

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Well I'm very glad the "is this really an acceptable form of schad?" :thunk: derails are still alive and well in PYF.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Did they just 'Wile E. Coyote' that cat?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


thread title not applicable

https://i.imgur.com/kv8djO5.mp4

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Ror posted:

thread title not applicable

https://i.imgur.com/kv8djO5.mp4

Some high-quality Legend of Zelda LARPing.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Kissinger might stealing years from other old people
Its time

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ror posted:

thread title not applicable

https://i.imgur.com/kv8djO5.mp4

Animals mounting people not into = funny.
Animals mounting people into it= not funny.

This is funny.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Ror posted:

thread title not applicable

https://i.imgur.com/kv8djO5.mp4

You're getting shagged by an extremely common fowl

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Happy Landfill posted:

Guy who shot youtube prankster that kept shoving his phone in his face got acquited

https://wjla.com/news/local/dulles-...locked-mistrial

There's video. It's not graphic, but it is still a dude getting shot

https://twitter.com/ManeFridge/status/1707962860872380456?s=20

Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced :blaster:

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Mr. Crow posted:

Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced :blaster:

One of the stories I saw said they were accusing the delivery guy of being a pedo... there is a difference between getting in someone's face to annoy them, and getting in someone's face and falsely accusing them of something heinous.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Mr. Crow posted:

Lmao goons defending the shooter, I am being annoyed and slightly inconvenienced :blaster:

Against a youtube prankster

EVERY TIME

call me a hypocrite but i wouldnt convict the guy either

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Hyperlynx posted:

I think that about covers it, right? Nobody legitimately thinks he shoulda died, we're all just unsympathetic to him being shot, right?
That sums up my opinion on it, yes. I wouldn't exactly have been heartbroken if it had killed him, but he brought this on his drat self.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Like the US and 9/11, he didn't deserve what happened but he definitely had it coming.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

jeebus bob posted:

Like the US and 9/11, he didn't deserve what happened but he definitely had it coming.

Oof size: Medium. Ya ain't wrong :patriot:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

If nothing else, youtubeshoot might serve as a deterrent for other dumbfuck idiot shitbag morons… I mean “social media personalities”… who would do the same stupid thing

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Not after all the views the shooting video received. Quite the opposite, imho.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

gbut posted:

Not after all the views the shooting video received. Quite the opposite, imho.

Ah poo poo you’re right, drat. I guess we’ll just have to see if someone gets got for good for one of these. Not that I’m advocating violence, just pointing out cause, effect, reaping, sowing, etc

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Yeah, honestly I feel like it's more likely one of the channels that does fake pranks will try to recreate it and the person with the fake gun will get shot by a cop or other armed witness. I also wouldn't be surprised if this is something that already happened.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Is Lincoln post death being used to hock schlock more than celebrating his values, Schadenfreude?

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Courtesy GiP’s military idiots thread:

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