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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Icon Of Sin posted:

Courtesy GiP’s military idiots thread:

those military idiots probably stole that gif from the last page of this thread

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das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

those military idiots probably stole that gif from the last page of this thread

It's the cirlce of life

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
This was possibly one of the worst "premature celebration schad" situations of all time:



quote:

South Korean roller-skater Jung Cheol-won was left red-faced at the Asian Games on Monday when an early celebration cost his team a gold medal in the 3,000 metres relay race.

The 27-year-old eased up and raised his arms as he approached the finish, only to be pipped by Taiwan's Huang Yu-Lin on the line.

Taiwan won the gold by 0.01 seconds.

"I made a rather big mistake," said Jung.

"I didn't come at full speed to the finish line. I let my guard down too early. I am very sorry."
[....]
The silver medal came with an added sting for Jung and one of his teammates, Choi In-ho.

South Korea's Asian Games champions enjoy the added bonus of being able to skip what is normally mandatory military service.

All able-bodied South Korean men aged between 18 and 28 must serve 18 months to two years in the military as part of the country's efforts to guard against North Korea.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-03/south-korea-roller-skating-early-celebration-jung-cheol-won/102926924

The General
Mar 4, 2007


If I was coach, I'd probably lead him off the track and directly into the mandatory military service.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This was possibly one of the worst "premature celebration schad" situations of all time:



https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-03/south-korea-roller-skating-early-celebration-jung-cheol-won/102926924

At 27 he's definitely been putting off his service in hopes of winning a gold, and that was his last chance. Whoops!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

Yeah, honestly I feel like it's more likely one of the channels that does fake pranks will try to recreate it and the person with the fake gun will get shot by a cop or other armed witness. I also wouldn't be surprised if this is something that already happened.

Good Samaritans with guns are PUSSIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhuim7rBOAs

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I could totally beat up a Youtuber.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Youtuber? Straight to prison.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
https://i.imgur.com/2a2HOWF.mp4

Pretty good surprise at the end of this video.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Spalec posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2a2HOWF.mp4

Pretty good surprise at the end of this video.

I would've ended the video by opening one of those drinks on the floor and eating one of those muffins

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Why does that store have four display cases for Odyssey mushroom elixir? And no other clearly visible branding?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Because the video is a viral ad.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Well if it's fake, I commend the girl's acting skills, because this is absolutely an expression that wordlessly yet eloquently says, "Ohhh my god, my parents are going to kiiilllll meeeee."



Edit: I guess the tip-off (or one of many) should have been that the car is a Honda Odyssey, and it crashed into a bunch of "Odyssey Elixir" drinks ... I guess the joke is "the car was thirsty"?

Chicken Butt has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Oct 3, 2023

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna



my face after drinking four display cases for Odyssey mushroom elixir

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I didn’t even notice the mushroom stuff…but maybe it affected me subliminally!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

Live in a house with black mold in the walls.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

Cordycept powder daily put me on top of the world!

*Scratching back of head while exiting a helicopter on the tallest building in the city*

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

Bite your toenails

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

Well first you're going to need a Honda Minivan

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


freeedr posted:

Bite your toenails

Others too

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

turn off your monitor

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/BWiPvLv.mp4

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

lmao

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/daqNHeN.mp4

Also possible furture content, the guy apparently raised these two in some sort of preserve but you never know with wild animals

https://i.imgur.com/ofKufjD.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This was possibly one of the worst "premature celebration schad" situations of all time:



https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-03/south-korea-roller-skating-early-celebration-jung-cheol-won/102926924

Seems like Taiwan is #1

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/jcna...828f3938dbb#t=0

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this is basically how an acquaintance of mine died this year, but it was at night in winter :smith:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





What are these links? They seem to be hot linking reddit and don't work for me.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


Dutch canals absolutely devour drunks. And tourists. But especially drunk tourists.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/S3E8Qi7.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

“No means No!”

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Ostriches are just 400lb pigeons huh

Where's that gif of an ostrich pissing off an elephant until it gets put in a trunk headlock?

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

haveblue posted:


Where's that gif of an ostrich pissing off an elephant until it gets put in a trunk headlock?

https://i.imgur.com/NoRbYhM.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ostriches seem like every rear end in a top hat rooster I've been around, only 10x larger and proportionately more terrible. Good on that elephant and giraffe for not putting up with their poo poo.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Captain Hygiene posted:

Ostriches seem like every rear end in a top hat rooster I've been around, only 10x larger and proportionately more terrible. Good on that elephant and giraffe for not putting up with their poo poo.

https://youtu.be/jGL7Chg0kTg

Not just ostriches but all ratites

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Brain Curry posted:

https://youtu.be/jGL7Chg0kTg

Not just ostriches but all ratites

Uh, maybe i'm missing something here but that dude keeps putting smaller animals in with an aggresive murder bird.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Ostriches taught Cash how to sing Hurt

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Kevin McCarthy ousted as US House speaker by hard-right Republicans

Who's the next sucker for the job?

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Upsidads posted:

Ostriches taught Cash how to sing Hurt

Indirectly, yes.

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