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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



redgubbinz posted:

Don't forget the old always attached but never used hitch ball adding an extra six inches or so, because god forgot to when making the driver

Can't they just include a free set of those BACK OFF mudflaps or angry up the headlights a bit more, maybe take a page from VW and add a speaker to pipe in manly affirmations so the driver feels less scared?

I call those the radiator ventilator, because so many morons leave them on and then back into your car in the parking lot, punching a nice hole in your grille and radiator and pretend you were parked too far forward when they were using their bumper to feel for cars.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
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orange juche posted:

I call those the radiator ventilator, because so many morons leave them on and then back into your car in the parking lot, punching a nice hole in your grille and radiator and pretend you were parked too far forward when they were using their bumper to feel for cars.

There should seriously be a law about that. Imagine how many otherwise minor rear end collisions ended up totaling a car after impaling the bumper, condenser, radiator etc on 18 inches of bullshit that doesn’t need to be there. Also, the next time I’m walking through a parking lot and smash my shin against a hitch it might be the time that I yank the fucker off and huck it through the rear window.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

They're always rusted to poo poo, too, because they never even use the loving things.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Midjack posted:

My favorite variant of this is when the rear wheels are against the curb and the bed sticks out four feet into sidewalk.

UK doesn't really have many trucks thank gently caress but you can see how the proliferation of SUVs has changed things. I can walk to a supermarket from my work place and the route takes me in via the car park and there's a nice little path. The above 'back end hanging over the sidewalk' thing goes on, just tyres against the kerb. There's no room for someone in a wheelchair to get past, a pram isn't getting past either. So they've extended the sidewalk instead of just telling drivers not to block it. We give far too much space to the existence of cars and as above I think we should just start slashing tyres.

nadmonk
Nov 26, 2017

The spice must flow in and through me.
The fire will cleanse me body and soul.


Olympic Mathlete posted:

UK doesn't really have many trucks thank gently caress but you can see how the proliferation of SUVs has changed things. I can walk to a supermarket from my work place and the route takes me in via the car park and there's a nice little path. The above 'back end hanging over the sidewalk' thing goes on, just tyres against the kerb. There's no room for someone in a wheelchair to get past, a pram isn't getting past either. So they've extended the sidewalk instead of just telling drivers not to block it. We give far too much space to the existence of cars and as above I think we should just start slashing tyres.

Overhanging the curb, preventing people from getting by? That sounds like a job for the Hilti 16 inch gas powered cut off saw to me. Clearance that bastard a little bit.
https://www.hilti.com/c/CLS_POWER_TOOLS_7124/CLS_GAS_SAW_SUB_7124/CLS_GAS_SAW_7124/r14455102

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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There's a long history of federal mandates changing car design, making them smaller, imposing fuel efficiency standards, mandating automatic seat belts, seal-beam headlights, 85-mph speedometers, etc. But I think if the fed gov. tried anything like that today to curb truck gigantism it would be civil war time

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Data Graham posted:

There's a long history of federal mandates changing car design, making them smaller, imposing fuel efficiency standards, mandating automatic seat belts, seal-beam headlights, 85-mph speedometers, etc. But I think if the fed gov. tried anything like that today to curb truck gigantism it would be civil war time

They dont need to introduce new laws just remove the stupid amounts of subsidy and loopholes trucks get

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

It will happen once a congressman's or law maker's kid gets plowed over and killed by a truck, then magically there will be more laws on hood heights for pedestrian safety

nadmonk
Nov 26, 2017

The spice must flow in and through me.
The fire will cleanse me body and soul.


Applebees Appetizer posted:

It will happen once a congressman's or law maker's kid gets plowed over and killed by a truck, then magically there will be more laws on hood heights for pedestrian safety

Bold of you to assume the average congressman loves their kid.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Applebees Appetizer posted:

It will happen once a congressman's or law maker's kid gets plowed over and killed by a truck, then magically there will be more laws on hood heights for pedestrian safety

No there won't. They'll mandate some stupid poo poo like forward bumper cameras instead

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Or make pedestrians illegal

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
It'll just be Jaywalking 2.0 - Pedestrians are oppressing us with their fleshy needs over our supertrucks.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Data Graham posted:

There's a long history of federal mandates changing car design, making them smaller, imposing fuel efficiency standards, mandating automatic seat belts, seal-beam headlights, 85-mph speedometers, etc. But I think if the fed gov. tried anything like that today to curb truck gigantism it would be civil war time

Obviously it wouldn't literally cause civil war, but it wouldn't surprise me if it became a red state/blue state thing, possibly with aftermarket kits to deliberately make the forward blind spot worse.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Obviously it wouldn't literally cause civil war, but it wouldn't surprise me if it became a red state/blue state thing, possibly with aftermarket kits to deliberately make the forward blind spot worse.
Mandatory Carolina squats to own the libs

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



DarkSol posted:

Slash their tires.

And be confronted by an angry and quiet possibly armed owner? I'll pass.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Chuds got angry at the suggestion the government would somehow prevent them from buying light bulbs and stoves. They’d 100% burn the capital down if they weren’t allowed their brodozers

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

No there won't. They'll mandate some stupid poo poo like forward bumper cameras instead

They got rid of pop up headlights for pedestrians, but I guess giant grills for smashing human organs into oblivion is A-OK

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Applebees Appetizer posted:

They got rid of pop up headlights for pedestrians, but I guess giant grills for smashing human organs into oblivion is A-OK

Pop up headlights weren’t ever banned in the US

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Humans have lots of extra organs losing one or two here or there isn’t a real big deal. Two kidneys. Three liver lobes. Four heart chambers.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Applebees Appetizer posted:

They got rid of pop up headlights for pedestrians, but I guess giant grills for smashing human organs into oblivion is A-OK

Pop ups just fell out of fashion but now wouldn't be brought back due to leading edges and hang up points for peds.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Pop ups just fell out of fashion but now wouldn't be brought back due to leading edges and hang up points for peds.

No, European pedestrian standards made them unworkable. This is why the Diablo suddenly ended up with the headlights from a 300ZX.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Q_res posted:

No, European pedestrian standards made them unworkable. This is why the Diablo suddenly ended up with the headlights from a 300ZX.

As mentioned above, they're not illegal to put on a car but those newer standards make them a lot harder to justify. The last car I know fitted with pop ups was the 2019 DeTomaso Pantera rework by some Italian company. It probably helped they only made 21 cars which means the liklihood of a person getting hit with one is incredibly unlikely but y'know, it has happened.

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
Isn't most of it simply because the popups were a way to comply with the sealed beam mandate without looking like rear end ? With that gone so do the popups.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kafouille posted:

Isn't most of it simply because the popups were a way to comply with the sealed beam mandate without looking like rear end ? With that gone so do the popups.

And then a few years later DRL were mandatory.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Kafouille posted:

Isn't most of it simply because the popups were a way to comply with the sealed beam mandate without looking like rear end ? With that gone so do the popups.

It was mostly because the wedge shape was a style that required the front edge be as small as possible. Pop ups suited the purpose.

Sealed beam mandate ended in the 70s. Pop ups were around a long time after that. Incandescent lights still required a large round reflector.

With the advent of LEDs, huge amounts of light can project from a narrow slit or any geometry desired. There's less of a need for pop ups even with a wedge design today.

Deteriorata fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Oct 2, 2023

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Olympic Mathlete posted:

As mentioned above, they're not illegal to put on a car but those newer standards make them a lot harder to justify. The last car I know fitted with pop ups was the 2019 DeTomaso Pantera rework by some Italian company. It probably helped they only made 21 cars which means the liklihood of a person getting hit with one is incredibly unlikely but y'know, it has happened.

there aren't any US pedestrian standards

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Colostomy Bag posted:

I like the fact they are outside the lines as well.

That was my takeaway. The bollard is in the "non-spot", where your stupid truck shouldn't be. Hence the bollard!


park that garbage somewhere else.


redgubbinz posted:

Don't forget the old always attached but never used hitch ball adding an extra six inches or so, because god forgot to when making the driver

loving shin-breakers...
Knee breakers on some extra bro trucks.


Data Graham posted:

There's a long history of federal mandates changing car design, making them smaller, imposing fuel efficiency standards, mandating automatic seat belts, seal-beam headlights, 85-mph speedometers, etc. But I think if the fed gov. tried anything like that today to curb truck gigantism it would be civil war time

I mean, they're willing to kill over who someone else prefers to gently caress, so, yeah.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

It's not even fully backed in!!!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Darchangel posted:

I mean, they're willing to kill over who someone else prefers to gently caress, so, yeah.

They'll certainly tell you they are, but aren't gonna give up their unimaginably comfortable lives in the suburbs that comes with a four figure monthly truck/wheel and tire payment.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



redgubbinz posted:

They'll certainly tell you they are, but aren't gonna give up their unimaginably comfortable lives in the suburbs that comes with a four figure monthly truck/wheel and tire payment.

Oh no, morons in brodozers will absolutely mow through a crowd of LGBTQ protesters because they felt "threatened" by the protesters, when they could have just you know, left. Vehicles move a lot faster than people, they could reverse and easily outrun anyone chasing them, and prostesters usually are not interested in chasing cars over you know, protesting.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

redgubbinz posted:

They'll certainly tell you they are, but aren't gonna give up their unimaginably comfortable lives in the suburbs that comes with a four figure monthly truck/wheel and tire payment.

GOP has quite literally passed laws allowing them to run over protestors in the roads.

https://www.vox.com/2021/4/25/22367019/gop-laws-oklahoma-iowa-florida-floyd-blm-protests-police

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

CommieGIR posted:

GOP has quite literally passed laws allowing them to run over protestors in the roads.

https://www.vox.com/2021/4/25/22367019/gop-laws-oklahoma-iowa-florida-floyd-blm-protests-police

I don't understand how these laws haven't been declared unconstitutional. loving boggles my mind.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



DarkSol posted:

I don't understand how these laws haven't been declared unconstitutional. loving boggles my mind.

You don't have a constitutional right to not be mowed down by a dude in a lifted micropenis compensator

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

DarkSol posted:

I don't understand how these laws haven't been declared unconstitutional. loving boggles my mind.

Boy are you gonna love to hear who put 3 justices on the Court between 2017 and 2021

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

bird with big dick posted:

Humans have lots of extra organs losing one or two here or there isn’t a real big deal. Two kidneys. Three liver lobes. Four heart chambers.

Hey, you!

Have you ever thought of vacationing in Argentina? I know some really pretty gals and guys that are just dying to meetcha!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



lets go to candy mountain, charlie, cmon, its candy mountain charlie!

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

Deteriorata posted:

It was mostly because the wedge shape was a style that required the front edge be as small as possible. Pop ups suited the purpose.

Sealed beam mandate ended in the 70s. Pop ups were around a long time after that. Incandescent lights still required a large round reflector.

With the advent of LEDs, huge amounts of light can project from a narrow slit or any geometry desired. There's less of a need for pop ups even with a wedge design today.

It ended in 83, given car design timelines it lines up decently. But you're right that the wedge styles were a big factor, since you needed a way to hit the minimum headlight height requirements in some way. And the crash regs did make those low hoodlines unfeasible, so there's not much reason for popups even if you could make them pass crash tests by themselves.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

DarkSol posted:

I don't understand how these laws haven't been declared unconstitutional. loving boggles my mind.

I don't pretend to understand the legal system, but something about having "standing" to bring a case, maybe... so you can't sue the state until you get run over by a chud.

EZ

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MetaJew posted:

I don't pretend to understand the legal system, but something about having "standing" to bring a case, maybe... so you can't sue the state until you get run over by a chud.

EZ

You don't have standing if you get run over by a brotruck, you'd be lying

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