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Serious_Cyclone posted:So their HODLing even if it’s self-destructive because they can’t take the L? Yeah that’s totally different. I wasn't talking about the weirdos we're observing ITT, which was not the best posting decision I've ever made. Oh great, a snipe. Read the Zeke Faux book, everybody!
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cruft posted:Oh great, a snipe. Read the Zeke Faux book, everybody! not until one of you admits you're him!
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:57 |
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R/BBBY has realized it's over for the most part but the PPShow subreddit is becoming increasingly deranged. It's like there's a gas leak in there and none of the posters know it. It's compelling to watch in a kind of psychological horror way
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 23:16 |
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/sbf-trial-to-begin-as-judge-says-he-faces-very-long-sentence-if-convicted/quote:"Your client in the event of conviction could be looking at a very long sentence," US District Judge Lewis Kaplan told SBF's lawyers in a hearing on Thursday while rejecting the defense's request for a temporary release from jail. "If things begin to look bleak... maybe the time would come when he would seek to flee" quote:"I think the government's case looks extremely strong," Sarah Paul, a former assistant US attorney and partner at law firm Evershed Sutherland, was quoted as saying in a Financial Times article. "They have multiple cooperating witnesses who worked very closely with him and are going to say that they committed a crime with him. It's hard to imagine that doesn't carry the day here."
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 01:11 |
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mdxi posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/sbf-trial-to-begin-as-judge-says-he-faces-very-long-sentence-if-convicted/
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HappyHippo posted:Because Bed Bath and Beyond sold their name to Overstock.com, they legally had to change their name by Sept 30. They went with "20230930-DK-Butterfly-1, Inc." Naturally the apes think this is bullish for some reason (never mind that if the apes had been right this whole time the name probably would have been Teddy). Opportunity missed to call it "Diamond Hands to the Moon, Inc." for maximum LOLs.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 04:10 |
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They could have called it "Dead Towel With Cancelled Shares LLC" and apes would still be bullish.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 05:23 |
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Is a bullish ape a minotaur?
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Cyrano4747 posted:Somehow of all of the dumb rear end coin bro and ape meme bullshit, this is the one that always sticks out as just the most crassly, disgustingly, offensive. It just really sums up the entire world view in a nut shell. I hadn't kept up with the crypto memes even when I was touching the poop, so when I heard that one the first time I had to doubletake. Like...you're married, and....you want to basically be an rear end in a top hat? Any excuses after that are just foregone conclusion. ^^^ lol beautiful. "we magically go 57k, and then 200k". Why? at best, also magically/coincidentally timed for exactly 2024. notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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base 4 deez nuts
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 06:43 |
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It’s really hard to imagine crypto has anywhere to go but down at this point. I can’t imagine any new people are buying in. The hype is over, and the majority of the public thinks it’s all scams. That being said I’ve been predicting that crypto would end any day now for the last 10 years and well, it still hasn’t happened yet.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 06:47 |
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Talorat posted:That being said I’ve been predicting that crypto would end any day now for the last 10 years and well, it still hasn’t happened yet. Well we're now at the stage where an annoying guy wanting to tell you about nfts is such a common joke its in investment company commercials so I think we might have hit peak saturation.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 07:22 |
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I'm very impressed that Dan Olsen has any sanity left after doing this deep dive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA Goddammit, these people are loving batshit insane. e:MOASS MOASS MOASS so much MOASS tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Hey, did anybody else decide to take a quick peek at Ghost Titty's post history of charts that look like they were done by a four year old in an earthquake to see how accurate he's been in the past? Here's one that looks like it's meant for actual people to read, not Copium Elementals. It was posted December 10, 2021. At the time of that particular posting, Bitcoin had lost a third of its all time high value. If I'm reading it right, then Bitcoin should be well over 90k by now, since that chart ends at February of 2022 with the line on a sharp upward trend, and a half-assed check of the price tells me that Bitcoin is currently around 27.6k. Over the last month, it has hit lows of 25,152 and highs 27,976. It hit its all time high of 64.4k in November of 2021, and after it fell from that, the highest it hit was 45,857 in April 2022, then it poo poo the bed down to about 16k in early November, where it stayed for a month before making a laborious climb to its current number.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 07:43 |
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Oh yeah, that's the good poo poo. Could I get a copy that had less pixels and more scrawling?
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 08:06 |
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I just don't understand how you get images that are that blurry/small.
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mdxi posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/sbf-trial-to-begin-as-judge-says-he-faces-very-long-sentence-if-convicted/ Happy 1 year anniversary to Fortune magazine's cover of just Sam Bankman-Fried's face with the tag "The Next Warren Buffet?"
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 08:15 |
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Michael Lewis really drank the kool aid https://www.cbsnews.com/video/sam-bankman-fried-michael-lewis-book-60-minutes-video-2023-10-01/
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 09:12 |
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ryde posted:Bed Bath and Beyond shares just got cancelled. As usual the apes are in denial, believe this means they're getting new shares, and are celebrating. status update: the apes have now realized that they are not getting new shares, and are now not celebrating, they're whining about HEDGIES DUPING THEM
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Boxturret posted:I just don't understand how you get images that are that blurry/small. Reposting by increasingly computer illiterate and variously addled Facebook users usually.
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Talorat posted:It’s really hard to imagine crypto has anywhere to go but down at this point. I can’t imagine any new people are buying in. The hype is over, and the majority of the public thinks it’s all scams. It's still got uses for crime, I reckon that's what keeps it afloat.
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Gort posted:It's still got uses for crime, I reckon that's what keeps it afloat. ya reckon? b mad at me fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:It's just because it's the fanciest car they can imagine owning. Just the most ostentatious, obscene display of wealth they can imagine.
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tango alpha delta posted:I'm very impressed that Dan Olsen has any sanity left after doing this deep dive. MO' rear end is good for buttcoin
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Alan Smithee posted:MO' rear end is good for buttcoin MOASS MO PROBLEMS
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:00 |
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Enjoy being poor.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:06 |
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Never thought I'd see the day ghostty would tell us to sell our bitcoins.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:34 |
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so you agree there's a sell point?
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:35 |
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The humor is every time it's posted it's always bullish. Exact same thing as the bed bath and beyond/GameStop people. "it's gonna squeeze to the moon" except because they know that can't happen with Bitcoin as it's not a regulated security with short shares, so they imagine a world where everyone uses it and everyone has to buy an illiquid shitcoin with dollars thus price keeps going insanely higher. Effectively it's like imagining what happens to GameStop is going to happen to the USD-CNY ratio (yuan), where even 2% can be significant enough for billions if not trillions of dollars - and hypothetically assuming that something like a 500% change to the ratio will happen - which is not going to occur unless we have entire civilization collapses.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:39 |
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oops quote is not edit.
notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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we're gonna squeeze moons bois new wife money!
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:41 |
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I see the Michael Lewis FTX book is out. Is anyone going to read it?
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Talorat posted:It’s really hard to imagine crypto has anywhere to go but down at this point. I can’t imagine any new people are buying in. The hype is over, and the majority of the public thinks it’s all scams. There are always more morons out there, just waiting to be conned.
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Bip Roberts posted:I see the Michael Lewis FTX book is out. Is anyone going to read it? read the nyt review and it seems like lewis is handling him with kid gloves so i'm going to pass there is this quote from the review that made me laugh, though "Lewis ends his story by describing how Bankman-Fried’s parents were so fearful for their security that they purchased a German shepherd named Sandor, who had been trained to kill on command when given the correct instructions in German. The parents had learned the commands, but Sam had not. “So when Sam was in a room with the dog, it always felt as if some accident was waiting to happen,” Lewis writes. “It would have been very Sam Bankman-Fried to have been eaten by his own guard dog.”"
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:55 |
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good ol ghost tittys is back
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:55 |
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Can I see that on a log chart, please?
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Southern Cassowary posted:read the nyt review and it seems like lewis is handling him with kid gloves so i'm going to pass I’m sorry, wasn’t that a gag on Reno 911?
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So, similar to the rightwing thread, I'm going to copy some (live as of right now) comments from a room where people are so, so infinitely confident in crypto. I'll use different smilies for different idiots to differentiate. Long or short ser $BTC dipped below and retested 1D TL since last year. I would think lower on that alone but hard to say right now sir. PA is difficult to say the least. Pa is the worst. 180 days of poo poo ranging (Moonwhale): You have done all the hard work. You have survived the bear market . Now just sit and relax. We have built the rocket . Docked it on the launch pad . Now it’s countdown time … nothing much to do There's no end of the bear market until every bear in social media channels is called per "Sir". This is when we bottom influencer dejour: "GM family" (anus note: yes *that* GM) Bulls are doing a good job in defending this level for now Day will come when all those bears will become bull! Pain is almost over …. Bitboy is selling his Rolex ! We hit the Bottom! The MMs build these clean memelines, wait for the time most traders are active(highest volume), and then get people into trades in both directions, and sweep both. It's very likely Citadel Basically, a bunch of people talking to eachother going and saying that bull market is coming 24x7. These people are hypothesizing on sub-millisecond changes to the *orderbook* on BTC. Sound like gamestop? Same thing. Slight variation in wording but end result is nonstop chanting of MOASS just changed to "bull market" edit: here's one of these fool's twitter, and it's a graveyard of ghostty pics. https://twitter.com/brl_xande notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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