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Zopotantor posted:Shrews are venomous. They’re called "pointy mice" in German, is that enough? One cannot ask too much of life, lest one end up disappointed. This is more than acceptable.
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That is legit a great stick, I spent quite a while looking for the best stick to make my walking stick out of and I would deffo have grabbed that one.
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Sep 28, 2023 23:39
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Finding and enjoying a really nice stick is one of the best things about being a great ape.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The only venomous mammals are the platypus and some random shrew. One of those is kind of like a mouse. Platypuses aren't mammals.
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The Lone Badger posted:Platypuses aren't mammals. 
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Is this like a reference to something or something? Like, am I missing something? I can't find any references that say it's not a mammal. https://www.britannica.com/story/why-is-the-platypus-a-mammal
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Yoshi Wins posted:Is this like a reference to something or something? Like, am I missing something? I can't find any references that say it's not a mammal. It was a troll.
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Maybe they are saying they aren’t placental mammals? No marsupials or monotremes allowed in the club? Idk. They lactate just fine E: oh ok
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Regy Rusty posted:That was one determined leopard like there's gotta be easier prey out there Yeah. Whilst a thousand times YAY for the parents protecting their kid with their spiny arses. I still have respect for the leopard getting painfully poked in the face repeatedly, but still trying, still circling, still hustling. Lets hope he finds a nice easy soft meal somewhere later.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Finding and enjoying a really nice stick is one of the best things about being a great ape. wow someone has a high opinion of themself
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freeedr posted:Maybe they are saying they aren’t placental mammals? No marsupials or monotremes allowed in the club? Idk. They lactate just fine They're like bats, they're bugs
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Me and my friend once found a stick at our usual smoke spot in the woods near his house, that looked like a dildo combined with a gun but the handle bit of the gun was like at 45 degrees instead of 90 like a dawn off Winchester or something. We had a lot of fun with the dildo gun, including but not limited to shooting each other with it; disarming each other in the most creative ways possible; seeing how many times you could spin it in the air and catch it; and doing slow motion Matrix style moves with it vs. our opponents finger guns/invisible shotgun. A great stick, and we were sad to see it disappear from the spot.
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Showed this to my 9 year old, he turned to me and literally just went like this: 
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Finding and enjoying a really nice stick is one of the best things about being a great ape. Something that no one tells you about kids is that they will steal all of your best walking sticks. That stick is taller than you are, by a lot. My joints need the support. Go pick on someone your own size.
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Sep 29, 2023 12:33
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The best walking sticks are taller than you, mine is seven feet tall.
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A good walking stick should also double as a quarterstaff.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I still have respect for the leopard getting painfully poked in the face repeatedly, but still trying, still circling, still hustling. hustle culture is bullshit and will have you dying from hunger with a face full of spines 
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yeah. Whilst a thousand times YAY for the parents protecting their kid with their spiny arses. 
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Biplane posted:A good walking stick should also double as a quarterstaff. oh man my grandparents had a whole cylinder by the door with actual walking sticks with shaped heads on the handles and everything. you dont see them a lot anymore i always checked if there was maybe a stiletto in one of them if i just twisted it right
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh man my grandparents had a whole cylinder by the door with actual walking sticks with shaped heads on the handles and everything. you dont see them a lot anymore Tutankhamun's tomb contained nearly 200 walking sticks. Guy must have really liked sticks.
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Zopotantor posted:Tutankhamun's tomb contained nearly 200 walking sticks. Guy must have really liked sticks. 
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Zopotantor posted:Tutankhamun's tomb contained nearly 200 walking sticks. Guy must have really liked sticks. He was seriously disabled and likely used the sticks daily. The collection was meant to serve him in the afterlife.
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You'd think the fancy shmancy Egyptian Afterlife Shack could afford a good woodworker or two. and before they even knew it there came Christianity to fill the void!
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Blue Footed Booby posted:He was seriously disabled and likely used the sticks daily. The collection was meant to serve him in the afterlife. Maybe not!
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By popular demand posted:You'd think the fancy shmancy Egyptian Afterlife Shack could afford a good woodworker or two. The Christian god has terrible experience involving wood.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:He was seriously disabled and likely used the sticks daily. The collection was meant to serve him in the afterlife. Lol good luck with that now that all those sticky fingered archeologist nick them all!
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A few years ago, Penny Dreadful was being filmed near where I lived, so one day, when I was out walking the dog, I passed the filming location with all the props trailers etc. One of the trailers was about 50% walking sticks, just packed with so many amazing walking sticks. Unfortunately there was a props guy on guard, so I couldn't get a closer look 
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tribbledirigible posted:The Christian god has terrible experience involving wood. He was an honest-to-himself carpenter.
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Zopotantor posted:He was an honest-to-himself carpenter.
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tribbledirigible posted:The Christian god has terrible experience involving wood. Zopotantor posted:He was an honest-to-himself carpenter. This sounds like a great post for the OSHA thread
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FFT posted:Nah, his "dad" was. He was a bowler
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A New Jersey hero rammed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n' Roses  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCBoGflJsTE (audio was added to the silent security footage for our enjoyment)
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Dunno what that is apropos of but every day is a good day for this :metal:
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The police say it was intentional, which immediately makes me doubt that's true, but this victorious stance immediately after the crash does make me suspect that's probably the case:
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