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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
I didn't watch much of the game, but it seems to have gone just as I expected it would. As a Blue Jays fan, I honestly think it would have been better for them to just miss the playoffs completely. The only difference between squeaking in and missing out is that squeaking in gives upper management an excuse to pretend there's nothing wrong.

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

I didn't watch much of the game, but it seems to have gone just as I expected it would. As a Blue Jays fan, I honestly think it would have been better for them to just miss the playoffs completely. The only difference between squeaking in and missing out is that squeaking in gives upper management an excuse to pretend there's nothing wrong.

Rogers ain't getting a penny of playoff revenue so they'll be pissed

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 lmao that sounded like it broke the catcher's mitt

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Lol ARod he IMMEDIATELY screamed that wasn't a late call

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 Lot of minnesota sports pain flooding me right now

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Lot of minnesota sports pain flooding me right now

I'm gonna cry if we finish this

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 the Jays make a lot of pitchers look unhitable but I don't see them ever hitting Duran.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

DRAMA

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
"Alex, you were there"

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thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
Let's go George

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I can't speak. I can't even think the thoughts.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
springer dinger coming?

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:

I'm gonna cry if we finish this

I'm also gonna cry if we blow it

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 There was simply no reality where the top of the 9th was going to be a clean inning

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

:siren: THE TWINS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF GAME :siren:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
hell yeah Twins fans :unsmith:

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 congrats twins fans

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the streak! is over!
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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
 The mad lads have done it, they won a playoff game.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Good for the Twins :)

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Good for ya, Twins. Now do it again.

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Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
1-18, baby!!

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Poque posted:

hell yeah Twins fans :unsmith:

:respek:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
tWins!

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 HOLY gently caress IT'S OVER.

TWINS WIN!

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Nice stuff, Twins fans

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
TWINS WIN!

TWINS WIN!

THE CURSE IS BROKEN! THEY DID IT! I BELIEVE!

TWINS WIN!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 The Twins have won a playoff game holy poo poo

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

God drat it, Diamondbacks are already blowing it

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Peggy Edson posted:

The Twins have won a playoff game holy poo poo

It was against the Blue Jays I'm not sure it actually counts

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 OUR LONG MINNESOTA NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ThinkTank posted:

It was against the Blue Jays I'm not sure it actually counts

Stfu bitch

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


 WE DID IT

WE FINALLY DID IT

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 I would've rather seen the Mariners in the post-season than this dogshit underachieving team

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 very cool of the dbacks to immediately melt down

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
In the next twelve hours our media conglomerate is gonna give us half a dozen articles about expected runs or whatever but that didn't pass the eye test

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

 Go Brewers, win a game. Hell, win a series of them!

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

 gently caress yeah Twins.

I'm going to the game tomorrow and am fully stoked.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Wouldn't it be funny if the Twins followed 18 straight playoff losses with 13 consecutive wins

I think it would be hilarious and the baseball gods should play such a good prank

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

God drat it, Diamondbacks are already blowing it

good:evilbuddy:

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