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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I mean, fair enough.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Bushfire Warning:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

From an otherwise boring article about disaster preparedness in Japan:

https://i.imgur.com/lDA26fK.mp4
I don't think the Manual Roomba's going to catch on.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


*then

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

quote:

It knocked a person down, and began acting like a dog will sometimes do on a person's leg.

lmao

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
It’s a shame you never get to see the giant pig, I guess it makes it scarier because your imagination fills in the blanks.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Leaning heavily against it to get your attention for some pats? :unsmith:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://i.imgur.com/vrwBe38.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's not weird that he has his day in court, if he actually gets jail time and gets sent into a non privileged facility that would be weird.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
i was referring more to the pulsating gaming laptop

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well if you got roped in to defend the Don in court you might as well put a sweet gaming rig on the expenses account.:pcgaming:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Look at it. Just pulsating him with all the colors of the rainbow.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Well if you got roped in to defend the Don in court you might as well put a sweet gaming rig on the expenses account.:pcgaming:

LOL I own a company with my dad and that's how I have my current gaming laptop.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The MSJ posted:

LOL I own a company with my dad and that's how I have my current gaming laptop.

Eric?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1708921064116416580

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Orange retriever

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


(Writes 'electric sharks' on whiteboard of mad science projects.)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Lone Badger posted:

(Writes 'electric sharks' on whiteboard of mad science projects.)

Sorry, but I recently came across this prior art.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 11:14 on Oct 3, 2023

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The MSJ posted:

LOL I own a company with my dad

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Can we get a fact check on that? I'm not convinced.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
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Platystemon posted:

Sorry, but I recently came across this prior art.



Ow! My knee!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ba da ba ba baaaa

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Interesting how Micky D was always in the backgroung huh as is this is a big fat setup?!!!!111

google Ron Q. Paul!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Captain Hygiene posted:


Ba da ba ba baaaa

It was a massive order:



(picture from tmz, but gently caress tmz)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Can't believe the judge let Trump go free just because he got a Bacon Double Quarter Pounder out of it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



venus de lmao posted:

It was a massive order:



(picture from tmz, but gently caress tmz)

It's amazing, I saw somebody make a McDonald's joke yesterday but I thought it was just based on his past. Should've known Donald McTronald would never let me down!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Just the extremely cool ones

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:


Ba da ba ba baaaa

this is very funny because at first I thought it might mean that there were shady financial transactions or something being investigated, laundered money being written off as fast food orders or the like

but no, it was just an entire cow's worth of Big Macs plopped into a courtroom

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The dude really likes fast food. It's one of his least objectionable traits

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phlegmish posted:

The dude really likes fast food. It's one of his least objectionable traits



He's like the kid from Blank Check all grown up.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Lobok posted:

He's like the kid from Blank Check all grown up.

Yes but instead of a middle class kid stealing money from a gangster he's a rich kid who is a gangster (but not as interesting as that makes it sound) who stole money from poor people.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Really need an adequately scaled Venn diagram

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Maybe all animals have weird triggers like that. Like, to get Pandas to breed for once, we need to find their specific weird trigger. Like a guy dressed as Mathew Lesko plays a harmonium while throat-singing outside their cage, and that really flips a switch for them. Or a crane dropping abandoned McDonalds Play-Place "Officer Big-Mac" pieces from the 80's onto bowling balls. The reverberations really get em' going.

I think the latest research is that pandas are actually really good at loving... But only in the wild. Also captive breeding programs haven't worked out a good solution for 'the female gets ready to breed in response to two males fighting around her' that isn't going to jeopardize the health of one of their captive males.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Just hire a dude to wear a panda suit and go a couple rounds. So simple.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I’ll get lost in the sauce and gently caress up that cuddle bear. And I ain’t loving no lady teddy just because I won before you ask

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Wild pandas are on an upwards trajectory! If efforts to combat habitat loss keep working, we may not have to implement Panda Fight Club.

Of course desperate times may call for desperate measures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLyd3ZCI13o

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Marcade posted:

Just hire a dude to wear a panda suit and go a couple rounds. So simple.

Dril’s Betsy Ross tweet but it’s the panda breeding center

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Platystemon posted:

Dril’s Betsy Ross tweet but it’s the panda breeding center

They're just hoarding all the sweet pandussy for themselves.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/UnseenJapanSite/status/1708949541347574182

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