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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

tomanton posted:

In the next twelve hours our media conglomerate is gonna give us half a dozen articles about expected runs or whatever but that didn't pass the eye test

They have been god awful all year. This team is completely disinterested and sad. They need real leadership and to undo all those trades where they dipped into their limitless well of offence to shore up relief pitching only for the well to immediately dry up.

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 its so cool that teams that ostensibly have a real shot at the playoffs have to do poo poo like put Mark Canha batting cleanup. love not having such a problem personally!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
How is Pfaadt the game 1 starter?

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

IcePhoenix posted:

18 straight playoff losses

One of the most amazing statistics in all of sports. Imagine if an NFL team lost 18 straight playoff games people would lose their minds.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 im going to throw the ted rogers statue in the lake

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Popete posted:

How is Pfaadt the game 1 starter?

The Astros wore down the D-backs rotation

You're welcome, Brewers :tipshat:

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

IcePhoenix posted:

Wouldn't it be funny if the Twins followed 18 straight playoff losses with 13 consecutive wins

I think it would be hilarious and the baseball gods should play such a good prank

:hmmyes:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

How is Pfaadt the game 1 starter?

Hey Lois did you hear me Pfaadt?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Whew limited the damage :sweatdrop:

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

 Adames postseason form looking suspiciously like his regular season form

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Popete posted:

How is Pfaadt the game 1 starter?
they had to use Gallen this weekend to secure their postseason spot, because the cubs and the fish were juuuuuuust good enough

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
it would be really funny if josh donaldson had a monster playoffs

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE

Intruder posted:

it would be really funny if josh donaldson had a monster playoffs

I agree. He's a turd in a very AJ Pierzynski sort of way and I somehow still like him despite that and his being old and broken.

A great nickname and a babyface go entirely too far.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I don't like this one bit :mad:

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 god I hope the marlins dogwalk the phillies but its definitely not gonna go that way lol

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Tatsuta Age posted:

god I hope the marlins dogwalk the phillies but its definitely not gonna go that way lol

buddy,

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That was a disgusting curveball from Burnes

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Put Rhys in the bullpen

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hope the Brewers get Corbin Carrolled into oblivion today

:hmmyes:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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BACK TO BACK :woop:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol tie game

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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19-degree launch angle.

L A S E R B E A M

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
baseball comes at you fast

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Corbin Carroll...friend?

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Tatsuta Age posted:

god I hope the marlins dogwalk the phillies but its definitely not gonna go that way lol

Rude :mad:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 stott rules

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/FanSince09/status/1709358403666256047#m

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waffy
Oct 31, 2010
 Some guy at the Phillies game has a Phillies shirt and Marlins cap on. :wtc:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Holy crap Mike Fetters is with the DBacks again that rules

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 a leadoff kyle single? lmao

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Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.

triple sulk posted:

a leadoff kyle single? lmao

an omen of greatness to start off the post season

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 The Philadelphia Phillies are going to win the World Series

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
this Philly crowd seems hot...

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are going to win the World Series

Get the Beefy Lad another ring

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 probably wanted to let schwarb go for it there imo

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are going to win the World Series
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage
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