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MisterDuck
Feb 27, 2013
Hank said I could get some cereal.

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JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013
When Joseph was a baby, who changed his diapers? You, or some alien?
I did.
Who took him to his first day of kindergarten?
I did.
Who taught him how to tie his shoes?
John Redcorn.
Well, okay... But who taught him how to ride a bike?
John Redcorn. He taught Joseph and then Joseph taught me.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lmao

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Man vs God:

"WHY SUG!

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



How I think about this thread:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


PKMN Trainer Red posted:

How I think about this thread:



You know, given that several of Buck Strickland's personality traits were modeled on LBJ, this doesn't make a terrible political compass

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

JaddaCaddra posted:

When Joseph was a baby, who changed his diapers? You, or some alien?
I did.
Who took him to his first day of kindergarten?
I did.
Who taught him how to tie his shoes?
John Redcorn.
Well, okay... But who taught him how to ride a bike?
John Redcorn. He taught Joseph and then Joseph taught me.

Y'know, I really wanna see Joseph teaching Dale to ride a bike.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Y'know, I really wanna see Joseph teaching Dale to ride a bike.

I'm sure riding a bike is just like swimming-- you hold your breath and kick like crazy.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Like seriously, imagine that with any other characters. Dale let his son teach him a skill he'd never got around to learning. That says something about them.

It's mostly a joke but between them, Dale and John Redcorn might well be decent fathers.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
joseph hating the knife JR gave him is very funny

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Milo and POTUS posted:

joseph hating the knife JR gave him is very funny

Didn’t he call it a used knife or something? I remember his dismissive term for heirloom being funny as gently caress.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

I ain't yer ging-ging, and you ain't my bing-bing

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Milo and POTUS posted:

nancy getting all fired up from hank was hilarious

you get nancy and i get dale? whos the real winner there? DALE

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
What's Weezer?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Zero One posted:

What's Weezer?

It's no Brownsville Station, I tell you what.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The code acknowledges that the children are our future

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

For those 10 minutes, they're the best seats in the house!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Another Bill posted:

For those 10 minutes, they're the best seats in the house!

Lucky is wise as hell

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Another Bill posted:

For those 10 minutes, they're the best seats in the house!

I do not recall this quote

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007





Dusty old thread, full of green posts!

Boogaloo Shrimp
Aug 2, 2004

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I do not recall this quote

Waiting in line for days to buy obstructed view concert tickets

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Boogaloo Shrimp posted:

Waiting in line for days to buy obstructed view concert tickets

Then waiting in line to get into the venue first for days

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the smoking bandit is so cool

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



dusty old bones!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lucky is wise as hell

he owns

peggy did him dirty and for that I will never eat what she brings to the potluck. not even the fri-to pie

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lucky is wise as hell

Prefered t-shirt size: ladies' medium

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Well... I suppose I can't tell you much that Lucky can't tell you better

Another Bill fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 5, 2023

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Code Jockey posted:

peggy did him dirty and for that I will never eat what she brings to the potluck. not even the fri-to pie

that's the smart play, the only thing you'll get out of peggy's fri-to pie is diarrhea

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I like the way your Skoal can fits in your pocket and your teeth look like fresh corn.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Luanne had the most disappointing yet most realistic arc.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Agreed… and she likes to clean the pretty pretty truck truck

Not work on it or fix it or anything cool like that… just clean it

Bummer

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


namlosh posted:

Agreed… and she likes to clean the pretty pretty truck truck

Not work on it or fix it or anything cool like that… just clean it

Bummer

A shame because she is canonically a competent mechanic

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
well, she's also a huge airhead. she may be better at working on the truck but all luanne ever wanted was to make things pretty

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Fur20 posted:

well, she's also a huge airhead. she may be better at working on the truck but all luanne ever wanted was to make things pretty

Not true, she also wanted to:

FIGHT. THE. OCCU. PATION!

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

She is smiling

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