MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Noob question, but I have a structured settlement and I need cash now?

have you considered selling your settlement for a fraction of its value

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:52

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 01:07

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Wow that sucked

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:53

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

drat so close, Longo

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:02

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Fuckin ratshit call

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:02

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Yeah that's the Josh Donaldson I know

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:02

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

will no one rid me of this troublesome boog

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:02

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

will no one rid me of this troublesome boog

Even get Doug Glanville too

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

alvarado sucks and will blow this lead

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:07

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

DBacks are 0-6 with RISP

Save us, Longo

E: lol nope 0-7

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:09

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Earl Weaver would hate this Marlins team. Grind the Phillies to dust, Fish! :coolfish:

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:09

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Nooooo

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:10

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i completely forgot about the existence of jake burger

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:10

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

This loving ump gives anything within like 2 inches

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

phew

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:11

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

i completely forgot about the existence of jake burger

Devastated that Burger and Colas are no longer on the same team

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

cannot believe he did not gently caress that up

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:11

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Free strike 1 will help with that

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:11

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

R.D. Mangles posted:

will no one rid me of this troublesome boog

Have you tried a neti pot

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Bregor posted:

Have you tried a neti pot

lol

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

these loving nationally televised ads for absurdly niche conditions

there cannot possibly be enough people with vision loss watching this game to make this cost-effective, why don't you just send some loving fliers to the doctors who treat this poo poo

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:12

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

CapnAndy posted:

these loving nationally televised ads for absurdly niche conditions

there cannot possibly be enough people with vision loss watching this game to make this cost-effective, why don't you just send some loving fliers to the doctors who treat this poo poo

Have you considered eyeball injections will allow you to goatse reality?

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

CapnAndy posted:

these loving nationally televised ads for absurdly niche conditions

there cannot possibly be enough people with vision loss watching this game to make this cost-effective, why don't you just send some loving fliers to the doctors who treat this poo poo

Check your moderate-to-severe wet age-related macular degeneration privilege

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:15

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Just take vabysma for your Wet AMD

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:15

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

good to see someone else getting owned by the dbacks for a change

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Ginkeled

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:16

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

[me running into Christian Yelich at the butt eating factory] get him OUTTA HERE!!

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

So glad the Cubsposting never stops btw

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:18

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Poque posted:

[me running into Christian Yelich at the butt eating factory] get him OUTTA HERE!!

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

That one was an inch off the ground

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:19

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

I'd be shocked if the scorer awarded Turner that SB, seemed like defensive indifference to me.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:24

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

If I were a professional baseball pitcher, I would simply throw a strike

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Alvarado's got a weird fuckin' motion

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:25

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hey score please

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:26

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

0-8 with RISP and somehow still winning

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:27

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

What the gently caress was that

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Seriously, everything looks like it's going to end up bottom right, is it just me

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:28