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He absolutely lived like those paychecks were going to keep coming too. He didn't even last his first contract and literally no one else wanted him.
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Taxes. Trust me.
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Sep 30, 2023 03:51
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Maybe someone can ask John what he did with the money.
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kylej posted:Maybe someone can ask John what he did with the money. W-w-w-what money?
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Oct 2, 2023 18:48
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FROM BURBANK! IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAAAAAAY LENOOOOOO!
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Oct 2, 2023 18:59
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Lifespan posted:FROM BURBANK! IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAAAAAAY LENOOOOOO! Didn't John get really mad at Scott for handing over those tapes (which is probably the single funniest thing Scott has ever done)? What a hypocritical baby, he absolutely lived to gently caress over everyone else on the show and reveal stuff said in private.
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kylej posted:Maybe someone can ask John what he did with the money. He spent it on fish and chips and coke and bad stocks.
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Tonight we have PAMERLER ANDERSON (who was totally into me, I could’ve banged her, I swear), NIGGERLESS CAGE, and musical guest STAIND!!!!!
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Oct 3, 2023 03:11
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Which would be more likely: Gary getting with Jennifer Aniston or John getting with Pamerler
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Oct 3, 2023 03:18
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Jennifer Aniston was a chubby nobody at the time she first was on the show so probably Gary. Gary even claimed she wasn’t hot enough at the time to be worth pursuing. And he used to bang pigs.
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Oct 3, 2023 03:49
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Big black beautiful tits
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beep by grandpa posted:Big black beautiful tits What was that, Robin?
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Oct 3, 2023 12:55
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You know how some craggy faced older goblins were actually quite good looking in their 20s or 30s? Gary Fafafooey was a loving mutant in his 20s/30s. Imagine anyone banging him. Standards must have been extremely low in the 80s.
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lynch_69 posted:You know how some craggy faced older goblins were actually quite good looking in their 20s or 30s? Gary Fafafooey was a loving mutant in his 20s/30s. Imagine anyone banging him. Standards must have been extremely low in the 80s. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Oct 3, 2023 18:28
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Lifespan posted:FROM BURBANK! IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAAAAAAY LENOOOOOO! Howard- "Why is he yelling?" Fred/John- "IM DOING IT FROM NEW YORK SO THEY CAN HEAR ME IN L-AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Gimme a band Scott, I already did Simon and Gaaaarfunkle. John also said after the "Im a celebrity get me outta here" fiasco that Nikki Zeiring was "totally into me"
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Oct 3, 2023 19:38
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I mean, if you're a chick who likes to get your rear end eaten, I can see why Gary would be a catch. You don't have to look at him, he's got two lips like balloons, and plenty of 80s coke.
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Oct 3, 2023 19:39
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But just imagine when that lucky girl has to return the favor when he rolls onto his back and puts his legs up like the Gerber Baby.
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Oct 3, 2023 19:47
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Jews at Auschwitz had an easier time than the women who had to lick Gary's rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 3, 2023 20:34
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I wonder how many demo tapes Gary had to pretend to like just in order to get laid. Then again maybe that was one of his pick up lines?
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Oct 4, 2023 00:23
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Gary is and has been famous for a long time. When you're famous, you get laid. A lot. It's not complicated.
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Before the E! Show did he get laid more as the producer of THSS or because girls thought he was John Oates?
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Fly me with balloons, I wanna see Katherine McPhee ACK ACK
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Oct 4, 2023 03:30
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I got coold beeer in muh right hand And in the left I got muh weddin’ band I been wearin’ it around for way to loung And I’m more than ready to seeyit goan And I’m the only one who can set muhself freyy
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BiggerBoat posted:Gary is and has been famous for a long time. When you're famous, you get laid. A lot. his personal life was a noine
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I'll PAY! I'LL PAY YA TA MEET YA!
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Oct 4, 2023 10:30
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T-O-P-L-E-S-S
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parthenocarpy posted:I'll PAY! I'LL PAY YA TA MEET YA! DONE DEAL, PAL.
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Oct 4, 2023 12:29
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:DONE DEAL, PAL. Hey we gotta gently caress some girls tonight! gently caress THIS PLACE! gently caress SOME WHORES!
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Oct 4, 2023 15:05
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I like teen anal boff.
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Techno Beavah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S82WTtrV8Eo It works in my ski house, Bawf. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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back off, dwezel
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I fell asleep on the couch last night while my wife was on a discord call with our friends. At one point, she called my name which woke me up a bit, and she asked "Hey what's 2 times 7?" and I sleepily answered "14, why?" and I heard her say something in the call like "yeah, he can still do math when he's tired". And even as I drifted back to sleep, I thought of Artie giving Eric poo poo for claiming it was too early to do math. "At what point this morning will you be awake enough to tell us the answer?"
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I fell asleep on the couch last night while my wife was on a discord call with our friends. At one point, she called my name which woke me up a bit, and she asked "Hey what's 2 times 7?" and I sleepily answered "14, why?" and I heard her say something in the call like "yeah, he can still do math when he's tired". Hey I'll have you know that Eric met all the minimum educational requirements in school. Jackass!
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Oct 5, 2023 13:32
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I was going to write Dick Butkus a note.
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Bonzo posted:I was going to write Dick Butkus a note. That will always be the funniest loving name to me because it was real. "He's living down there in Baaaaallllllsack, Kentucky"
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Hey we gotta gently caress some girls tonight! gently caress THIS PLACE! gently caress SOME WHORES! You used to be about having fun, man
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Uptight Jew Ronnie bought a limo and its way too huge Now Ronnies pissed and dont know what to do Hes giving Howard some major attitude Hes so rude Hes an uptight jew That goddamn limo can be seen from the moon
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Yeah Ronnie's a four foot tall old angry Jew And he thinks that he's Italian too He wears bifocals so he can read His t-shirt is way too tight And his belly's huge
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RONNIE MUND IS A JEW!! AND HES A GRUMPY rear end in a top hat!!
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Its got big wheels And its got big doors And its perfect for going to the Source Awards.
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