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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/CaliforniaFrizz/status/1709512739582816604 Maybe the right should spend less time being pig lovers then.
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Rishi's speech is just starting: https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1709521604571529672 Rishi's speech has just started... except his wife has started the speech.
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Oct 4, 2023 11:53
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If you pull the grey tab does his jacket inflate?
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https://twitter.com/Kim_Biscuit/status/1709524122454073784 The intro to his speech where his billionaire wife was speaking was loving weird. She also tried to mimic Thatcher's voice for most of it. And she added absolutely nothing. I'm struggling to remember a single point she made, except 'he's my husband'. lol
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Klepsie posted:Also has the town of Muff right on its shores, and... it doesn't have a diving club edit: My bad, i am in fact twice as close to Lough Neagh than Muff in Donegal... geographically challenged. 
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Oct 4, 2023 12:16
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Suddenly remembering may's "nothing has changed!!" panicking 
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Oct 4, 2023 12:17
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Nothing has changed is the bloody problem half the time. Speaking of which did we ever get an update on the child-crusher spongestone?
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Microplastics posted:You gotta hand it to Laurence Fox, 'cancellation camps' is a good pun https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en
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Amazing how all the comments are "you can get arrested just for talking [about the crimes you are conspiring to commit with others] these days, world's gone mad!" I wonder where they all were when those tiktokers got done for "we should all loot Oxford Street lol (this is a joke)"
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So, with the cancellation of HS2 Northern Leg: I'm basically of the simple mindset of, is this good for wildlife/nature yes/no, and that's how I make my opinions. With this cancellation: has all the standard environmental destruction already happened, to clear the way for the tracks? Or will this cancellation at least halt that? Because this place is such a shithole I imagine we'll have the worst of both worlds: the land all dug up, but nothing built on it.
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Oct 4, 2023 12:34
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HS2 scrapped, instead Rishi is going to build or upgrade a laundry list of roads and rail connections Just as soon as those 40 hospitals are done
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/04/tory-run-hampshire-council-says-it-faces-financial-meltdown Are any councils not going to be bankrupt in the next few years at this rate.
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Oct 4, 2023 12:35
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London won't. The tories will keep that liquid.
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Oct 4, 2023 12:37
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Rishi was just saying that it's a scandal that 2m people can't work, and that he's going to change that. Work is going to set us free, or something. It's a highly original plan that has never been tried before.
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Oct 4, 2023 12:47
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oh poo poo I forgot to hit the employment button gently caress sorry guys this has all been on me
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I cant make a minute into watching him speak. So much concentrated evil in one room.
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happyhippy posted:I cant make a minute into watching him speak. kinda makes you long for a repeat of the Erfurt "disaster"
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Lol if you're a kid, you'll never smoke now
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https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/1709508592187945170 Imagine being so petty that you'll ban journalists from watching your speech?
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/1709508592187945170 To be fair, political sketchwriters should be banned full stop because they are about as funny as toothache while trying desperately hard. See Letts, Quentin. Although someone should tell Rishi that they can just watch it on TV & still write bad jokes about how poo poo his speech is
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol if you're a kid, you'll never smoke now Well assuming they get it legislated before the next election, which seems unlikely. And it's the same thing as with weed now (except old people can legally get them) so I rather doubt it's just going to go away. Totally tory.txt to tell the Boomers they can keep puffing away while stopping them kids from enjoying the same things Boomers did, mind.
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Britain 2053: 43 year old man waits outside the corner shop trying to convince those 44 and above to get him ten b&h.
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We'll be a vassal state of France. America's civil war will be in its 18th year, a turning point when the libertarian faction all lose interest.
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keep punching joe posted:Britain 2053: 43 year old man waits outside the corner shop trying to convince those 44 and above to get him ten b&h. How the gently caress is this meant to work? ID for everyone every time? Retailers having to operate a "think 47" policy?
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Oct 4, 2023 13:40
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 Time for a change from what? Who has been in charge the last 13 years? Who wrote this shite?
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:How the gently caress is this meant to work? ID for everyone every time? Retailers having to operate a "think 47" policy? Why not? It could integrate into your contactless payment from your phone pretty easily
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We do need government who makes long term decisions, he's right. Just a pity that our current government (and previous governments) make their decisions based around vibes and the election cycle.
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They'll deliver on long-term decisions, just without any promises that they'll be good ones.
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HS2 and Net Zero and Brexit were long term decisions, whoops lol.
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feedmegin posted:Well assuming they get it legislated before the next election, which seems unlikely. And it's the same thing as with weed now (except old people can legally get them) so I rather doubt it's just going to go away. What's this about smoking? I didn't watch the speech, and there's no mention of it on the guardian website E: ignore that, I'm dumb and didn't scroll enough
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DreddyMatt posted:What's this about smoking? I didn't watch the speech, and there's no mention of it on the guardian website They're basically copying the NZ smoking ban, where the minimum age to purchase tobacco will rise every year (locking out anyone born before a certain date). https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/13/new-zealand-passes-world-first-tobacco-law-to-ban-smoking-by-2025
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Good news for people bringing fags and baccy back from their holidays
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 There tend to be Tory latecomers to the Yougov daily poll, but still
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lmao bold move announcing it’s time for a change when the leadership sharks are circling
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:They'll deliver on long-term decisions, just without any promises that they'll be good ones.
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Guavanaut posted:Long term decisions on keeping science the exact same as it was when I was in school. (iPhone starts to fade out of his hand like a BTTF photo) "No, wait, not like that"!
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Set the smoking age every year with a random number generator.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:How the gently caress is this meant to work? ID for everyone every time? Retailers having to operate a "think 47" policy? Honestly a "Think 47" policy is something good that should be in operation everywhere. "Think. Could this bald person I'm talking to in actuality be a genetically enhanced killer in disguise who is about to setup a complicated Rube Goldsberg type scenario to kill someone in this building." In other news. Tory conference hears British soldiers were 'dragged back to Belfast' and 'hounded to death' By "dragged back to Belfast" you mean "returned their to face trial over someone you admitted to shooting dead." and by "Hounded to Death" you must mean "likely contracted Covid when you posed for photographs with dickhead supporters."
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