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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Lol Biggio definitely shoved him

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Full contact baseball

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Lol Biggio definitely shoved him

100% hahaha, tried to truck stick the ball loose

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Infidel Castro posted:

You sure they just didn't just dip his glove in nacho cheese?

Jfc Biggio this is not a contact sport

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

If you can't win you might as well body check someone

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man another pitiful loving inning

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I appreciate whichever reliever had Calm Like a Bomb as his intro music. Haven't heard that one in a while and it's a banger.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
schneider is hoping the jays dont score at all so he can defend his big brain bullpen move by saying "well, we didn't score anyway"

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Arod please tell us what Biggio should have done there

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Man another pitiful loving inning

In like a lamb, coast around doing lamb stuff for six months, out like a lamb.

Is this the most disappointing Jays season yet? It's close for sure.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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bawfuls posted:

Arod please tell us what Biggio should have done there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQyY-azd2vk

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

bawfuls posted:

Arod please tell us what Biggio should have done there

He actually jarred the ball loose successfully at least

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


:golfclap:

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




ThinkTank posted:

In like a lamb, coast around doing lamb stuff for six months, out like a lamb.

Is this the most disappointing Jays season yet? It's close for sure.

this team had a long, long wilderness that involved wasting the best years of roy halladays career (which he still overcame once he freed himself of our cursed canadian shackles and immediately claimed what he deserved), no season after like 2011 is even remotely in contendership for "most disappointing jays season"

edit except the tito seasons. i guess those are in there

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

ThinkTank posted:

In like a lamb, coast around doing lamb stuff for six months, out like a lamb.

Is this the most disappointing Jays season yet? It's close for sure.

Certainly in my memory

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Uh oh Correa

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Ah, the Jays strategy now is to just injure all the Twins. I see, I see :hmmyes:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Paper Lion posted:

this team had a long, long wilderness that involved wasting the best years of roy halladays career (which he still overcame once he freed himself of our cursed canadian shackles and immediately claimed what he deserved), no season after like 2011 is even remotely in contendership for "most disappointing jays season"

Yeah but if you thought they were actually going to contend in those years you were a hilarious homer.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




blue jays are playign blood bowl now, lets go

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Paper Lion posted:

blue jays are playign blood bowl now, lets go

It's hockey season baby

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




SilvergunSuperman posted:

Yeah but if you thought they were actually going to contend in those years you were a hilarious homer.

im no homer, just grew up in toronto. my mom is though so i had to argue against her copium growing up lol. those teams were disappointing even when you moved the goal post from winning the world series down to finishing above .500

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Paper Lion posted:

this team had a long, long wilderness that involved wasting the best years of roy halladays career (which he still overcame once he freed himself of our cursed canadian shackles and immediately claimed what he deserved), no season after like 2011 is even remotely in contendership for "most disappointing jays season"

I sat in the empty rear end skydome for toonie Tuesdays during those years. Those seasons sucked way less because there was just zero expectation of anything. No one could truly delude themselves into thinking Vernon Wells was really the backbone of a championship team.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hang on to your butts

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lmao this is just magic

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

...! posted:

Ah, the Jays strategy now is to just injure all the Twins. I see, I see :hmmyes:

Beam em all let god sort em out

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Ah son of a biscuit.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




ThinkTank posted:

I sat in the empty rear end skydome for toonie Tuesdays during those years. Those seasons sucked way less because there was just zero expectation of anything. No one could truly delude themselves into thinking Vernon Wells was really the backbone of a championship team.

i had a vernon wells practise bat he signed from when he wasnt technically a rookie yet that he gave me on the last game of that season (i was sitting behind dugout and he threw a ball some rear end in a top hat stole so he went and got me his bat instead :smug:) and every year i just felt more and more sad seeing that thing in our baseball shrine at home

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Loving that yesterday's 2-run lead was all pins and needles posting for Twins fans and today's 2-run lead shows absolutely no fear at all. The jays have that effect on people

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
Chaos time?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

tomanton posted:

Loving that yesterday's 2-run lead was all pins and needles posting for Twins fans and today's 2-run lead shows absolutely no fear at all. The jays have that effect on people

Lol it's wild, this game has been over since that dp

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Uh oh Duran might have a blister

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Duran getting hurt warming up would the most Minnesota sports-curse rear end thing.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
The last time an opposing pitcher was bleeding on the mound in the playoffs didn’t go so great for the jays either

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Uh oh Duran might have a blister

Is that what they're saying on TV? Silence in the ballpark

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

The last time an opposing pitcher was bleeding on the mound in the playoffs didn’t go so great for the jays either

The Cubs demolished that dude in the World Series though :allears:

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Is that what they're saying on TV? Silence in the ballpark

Looked like his thumbnail. Think we could see blood on the replay

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


so what can you do with a blister as a pitcher that isn't considered doctoring? I know you can't wear a band aid, can you like, put a liquid glue thing on it?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Well this is lovely.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
This is bad

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

glue that thumbnail back on and let 'er rip

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