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Lady Radia posted:mods? Those who wont drink the Malort will receive probations.
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Hell I may drink Malort if the Bears do win. I am a glutton for punishment.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:19
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Malort tastes more like gasoline than bitters.
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Washington scored 31 points against a 3-0 team. Chicago scored 28 points against an 0-3 team who had 70 dropped on them the week prior. This is not going to be close.
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Gorson posted:Malort tastes more like gasoline than bitters. Agreed it is straight gas and you too should drink some to celebrate the Chicago Bears' inevitable victory this upcoming Thursday Night
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I wouldn't say that a Win over the Saints is impossible. Sure, Chicago is worse in nearly every possible way, but Dennis Allen is a coward and he'll play prevent if they have a 1 point lead 2 minutes into the 3rd quarter.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:51
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This thread has me convinced the bears are primed to win our People Are Talking mad poo poo about these Windy City Bears
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Oct 4, 2023 19:11
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Ill take a shot if the Bears win. Or if they lose. Ill probably do it before the game though. Multiple times.
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Oct 4, 2023 19:33
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Washington scored 31 points against a 3-0 team. Chicago scored 28 points against an 0-3 team who had 70 dropped on them the week prior. This is not going to be close. Washington played 5 quarters of toe-to-toe football with a super bowl contender, like 2 and a half days ago. Chicago is probably going to win in a close one (annoyingly close so that I stay up and watch and in addition to taking the L will be tired at work on Friday). I've seen this movie many, many times.
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Opponents of the Bears before the game: "They can't be THAT bad" Opponents of the Bears after the game: "lol"
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GNU Order posted:I'm sure most or all teams have some version of this but my team does analytics by assigning everybody a Madden score 
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Oct 4, 2023 19:45
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McCaskeys: "YOU'RE HIRED!"
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Oct 4, 2023 20:10
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Prime Bears fan avatar right there.
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Sash! posted:He had an artificial leg, but I can't find any source describing which he kicked with That makes a lot of sense, don't know why I missed out on that.
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fishing with the fam posted:The Bears can absolutely win a game this year. Their offense just has to play nearly perfectly, their opponent needs to be a bad team, and their opponent needs to poo poo their britches. All at the same time. The Falcons, Dec. 31st, book it
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I'm concerned the bears showed enough on offense in the broncos game that they could put up a bunch on somebody and get a win. I'm gonna need Eberflus to do something stupid like name Bagent the QB or Poles trading Fields to Atlanta.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:03
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The perfect beer.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Prime Bears fan avatar right there. Picks go in, and the cylinder gives Clayppol
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It's important to remember, the Broncos let the Dolphins score 70 points on them the week prior. The Bears might be lucky to score 28 points on any defence for the rest of the year
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https://twitter.com/BlockClubCHI/status/1709674761788207532?s=20
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The thing about the Commanders is that their secondary is loving trash money. They can be got, if you can just block them.
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I shan't be drinking this. You do not need to mess with perfection.
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I feel obligated to try Original Malort before experimenting with different flavors.
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There are two options here: a) Everyone is half-assing it so much that their analytics team didn't even come up with a silly acronym or name for the model. b) There is no analytics team and it's literally just all of the numbers listed added up
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I live in Tokyo, imported two bottles of malort to drink here with others, and want to see these Bears Bears themselves
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Shrimpy posted:There are two options here: I'm going with a because in the world of ChatGPT you don't even have to try and they couldn't do this: Always Nearing Another Loss, Yet Trying In Chicago Spirit Again No Advance, Lamenting Years That Include Constant Struggle After Numerous Attempts, Losing Yields Tears In Chicago Seasonally Always Nurturing A Low Yield, Troubles In Chicago Surface Another Notable Attempt, Limited Yet Tireless In Chicago's Suffering As Nights Advance, Losses Yield Tears, Inconsistency, Chicago's Sorrow Again No Accolades, Living Years Through Interminable Chicago Stress All Now Acknowledge, Luckless Years Take Its Chicago Share Amidst National Attention, Lament Years That Influence Chicago's Status Another Not-so-great Adventure, Leading Yet To Imminent Chicago Setbacks Although Noted, Always Lagging: Years Tainted In Chicago Sports Ambitions Not Attained, Lengthy Years Translate Into Chicago Sadness Always Nearing A Lackluster Yield, Troubling In Chicago Scenes Any New Attempt Looks Yet To Induce Chicago's Sighs Another Night, Another Loss: Yearning To Improve Chicago's Standings Accepting Never-ending Agony, Lingering Years That Injure Chicago Spirits After Nearly Achieving, Last Year's Themes Intensify Chicago's Sadness Again Navigating A Labyrinth, Yielding To Intractable Chicago Stumbles All News About Losing Years, Tiresome In Chicago Sports Almost Never A Leader, Yet Trying In Chicago's Shadow Take your pick. I'm partial to this one. It seems poignant. As Nights Advance, Losses Yield Tears, Inconsistency, Chicago's Sorrow
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And Now, Always Losing, Your Terribly Incompetent Chicago Sportsmen! Ask Not "Are Losses Your Tribulation?". It's Chicago Sports.
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Oct 5, 2023 06:28
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You know, I haven't seen this much excitement around the Bears in like 15 years.
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Bird in a Blender posted:You know, I haven't seen this much excitement around the Bears in like 15 years. Not since Sexy Rexy was unleashing the dragon to defensive backs and Devin Hester was cool as gently caress.
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Does anyone know of a place that ships Malort and doesn't charge and arm and a leg? I used to have a friend smuggle it to me, but that hasn't been possible for a bit and everyone time I look online, it adds like 150% to the price to have it shipped.
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MrLogan posted:Does anyone know of a place that ships Malort and doesn't charge and arm and a leg? I used to have a friend smuggle it to me, but that hasn't been possible for a bit and everyone time I look online, it adds like 150% to the price to have it shipped. It'll be cheaper for you to fly out to Midway, buy a crate of the stuff, and be set on your favorite beverage for 3-6 months.
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Nervous posted:I'm going with a because in the world of ChatGPT you don't even have to try and they couldn't do this: This is the bible code
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https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1709693016443691129?s=20 lol love you Bears Socials
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This is literally the happiest they're going to be today
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