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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i really need to redouble my trolling efforts and get noticed by the bigtime. serious money to be made by absolute bellends. I could do that

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Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
HI I AM MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER, I AM THE HEAD OF THE CHURCH OF TESLA, LATTERLY THE CHURCH OF TESLUR, GIVE ME MONEY AND I WILL PROSELYTIZE THE SLURS OF YOUR CHOICE NEAR TORY oval office MPs!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Both Calvin Robinson & Suella Braverman were involved with that Michaela School run by Kathryn Birbalsingh.

https://mediadiversified.org/2022/03/08/the-real-trojan-affair/

quote:


Braverman was both a director of the school from 2011-2019 and the chair of the board of governors from 2014-2018. Another prominent figure who was a teacher, director and governor at the school is Calvin Robinson who has used his stint in education to launch a far right political and media career. Having previously been a tory candidate in local elections he has gone on to work for GB News and the far right, Islamophobic Policy Exchange lobby group.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Monica Bellucci posted:

Oh right. I am both Irish and have no TV. (Not worth it is the tl;dr there)

So he is a pontificating gobshite then basically?

First of all, thank you for checking in on our cursed isle, and second of all, thank you for checking in with this thread as despite our UK focus we do have Irish goons to keep us honest.

But primarily yes Calvin Robinson is IMO worse than most of the US style grifters as he wields his mixed-race status to stifle criticism.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


fuctifino posted:

He's been the Christian mouthpiece on GBNews since the launch.

I think you watch GBNews more than most of the Tory party.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Righto. I do a lot of basically babysitting in my most recent job and the edgelords (roughly 10 years old)are busy trying to paint Andrew Tate -THE GREAT! - as admirable and that Greta Thunberg as a right bitch.

I am roughly halfway through a discussion with said edgelords about the nature of consequence and, though I have trailed crumbs, they are not paying attention.

Also this came on right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFDCmmsqEI

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

fuctifino posted:

The self-professed freedom fighter goes on to suggest GB News is becoming the Tory party’s ‘controlled opposition

Poe's law as applied to GB politics then? There is no conservative policy radical enough for GB News, and no GB News position too radical for the conservative party to adopt as policy.
I think Sunak has decided to outmanoeuvre his future leadership rivals by spotting that each of them is offering one thing to hate, and offering instead the opportunity to hate everything all at once.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The changing face of Calvin:

Calvin 2008:


Calvin 2012:


Calvin 2013:


Calvin 2014:


Calvin 2015


Calvin 2019: (budding theologist - first mention of christianity)



Calvin 2021:


And that's when he landed his GBNews job


Nothingtoseehere posted:

I think you watch GBNews more than most of the Tory party.

You think wrong. Other than the short video snippets I post here, I don't watch any GBNews. I certainly don't watch it live, if that's what you think... lol

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Oct 5, 2023

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
ok the full thing is even more bizarre

https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1709521405216272856

can someone explain to me the difference between velvet and iron socialism

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Angepain posted:

can someone explain to me the difference between velvet and iron socialism
I don't think words have meanings anymore, OP

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Angepain posted:

ok the full thing is even more bizarre

https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1709521405216272856

can someone explain to me the difference between velvet and iron socialism

Not sure but that vid is mainly the National variety

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

fuctifino posted:

The changing face of Calvin:

Calvin 2008:


Calvin 2012:


Calvin 2013:


Calvin 2014:


Calvin 2015


Calvin 2019: (budding theologist - first mention of christianity)



Calvin 2021:


And that's when he landed his GBNews job

You think wrong. Other than the short video snippets I post here, I don't watch any GBNews. I certainly don't watch it live, if that's what you think... lol

THAT fucker founded godisageek.com? the more you learn

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/JustStop_Oil/status/1709702959297175724

From the latest instalment of 'Dont Look Up'

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Oct 5, 2023

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Dabir posted:

THAT fucker founded godisageek.com? the more you learn

I swear there's a ton of stuff about him that's yet to come out. He did a really poo poo job at erasing his past like most grifters

e: I uploaded the collated the images here if people want to share them around https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1709716159128272899

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Oct 5, 2023

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010

fuctifino posted:

Calvin 2014:

Bloody hell, I thought I recognised "the weird faux-priest off GB News".

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Tesseraction posted:

Yeah this is my issue with the "block and move on" argument because if people are just posting heinous bigoted poo poo unpunished because the regulars have it on block then it's just letting people see horrific poo poo not getting challenged and assuming we endorse it.
I don’t think we need even more posters engaging with the shite and causing derails though? Like, give new people the benefit of the doubt but with some it becomes very clear they’re not posting in good faith and then they just need probating.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

That's my argument, though? Probate the fuckers.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

His behaviour is an insult to the Calvin he is named for.

Bill Watterson will be rolling in his... secluded home in Ohio

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I've been having fun prodding Fox cultists on twitter since his arrest, and his followers seem to be an exceptionally dense kind of dumb. This is a perfect example of their stupidity:


Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


https://twitter.com/thhamilton/status/1709543974279450711

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
And some of those 14-year-olds will have spent time under a tory, no doubt

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
bad post. delete imo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Best thing to happen at a musical.
Musicals suck.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Making Rapid U Turns for a Long Term Fuckup.

https://twitter.com/jeremy_hunt/status/1595808268286312448?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


So I'm assuming that because I heard nothing about it that Tory Mayor Street hasn't quit the party after all? What a shocker


This is why it's important we abandon trains for cars, can't u-turn trains nearly as easily

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
New HS2 route:

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

happyhippy posted:

Best thing to happen at a musical.
Musicals suck.

getting an over the trouser handy while honking some tittys is the best thing to happen at a musical.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
What's dating Lauren Boebert like?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://twitter.com/LedburyGas/status/1709823993212031427?t=avkHMYlfISUHdwFlQZa8GA&s=19

Just laughing away to myself about how poo poo this conference has gone

DreddyMatt
Nov 25, 2002
MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PISS. FUK U AMERIKKKA!!

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/miffythegamer/status/1709647099615174844

He's apparently now completely without an income, and there's a crowdfunder for him. lol

https://twitter.com/PeteBritish/status/1709612057585131699

Checked the link, he's raised 16k already, Christ.

lol at some of the doner comments:

46 mins ago
Disgraceful treatment by GB News. Your loyalty to fellow presenters and belief in free speech are commendablew


2 hrs ago
Calvin, my family are going to miss you on GB News. We love your boldness, integrity, intelligence and being Christ like in the face of corruption and holding true to Christian values. Now watch our God, who has won, take you to another level in the face of those who persecute you.

4 hrs ago
Godspeed, Calvin. You are possibly the most truly Christ-like human being active in the public arena at present. The least I can do is give something from my means to assist you. I'll be watching to see if you need more.

8 hrs ago
Become the UK’s Joe Rogan. Call yourself The Preacher and try to enlighten those in the darkness toward the light. This is God’s challenge for you. You have the strength to rebuild and have already gathered SO many followers who see your goodness and have already gained strength and benefited from your wisdom. Join Together, Mark Steyn, Andrew Bridgen, Elon Musk & other freedom fighters ❤️

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

serious gaylord posted:

https://twitter.com/LedburyGas/status/1709823993212031427?t=avkHMYlfISUHdwFlQZa8GA&s=19

Just laughing away to myself about how poo poo this conference has gone

I wondered why those kids were wearing US style sports jackets, but just assumed he'd used images from one of his trips to his old posh school. The fact that he's just been airbrushed into a poorly chosen stock image like this is loving hilarious :allears:

e: I just saw Grobbo's post below. I want to stay on this funnier timeline. Boo

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Oct 5, 2023

grobbo
May 29, 2014
Sadly, investigation indicates that those are real UK teenagers towering over Rishi:

https://twitter.com/BranMacMuffin/status/1709862399098916896

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

happyhippy posted:

Best thing to happen at a musical.
Musicals suck.

Counterpoint: musicals are good actually.

The MT fangirl in me is outraged at disrupting the show for any reason. BUT... no musicals on a dead planet. And there's something ironic about being outraged at a protest at a show about Revolution that doesn't even revolve any more. The ticket prices are obscene, I feel bad for anyone that had saved up to go and missed out but the majority of the audience is going to be middle class and comfortably off so you know, whatever. It'll be on tomorrow and the next day and the next...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Ah, the Permanent Revolution.

grobbo posted:

Sadly, investigation indicates that those are real UK teenagers towering over Rishi:

https://twitter.com/BranMacMuffin/status/1709862399098916896
I was going to ban smoking forever for all current 14 year olds, but some bigger lads cornered me and forced me to buy them cigarettes.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


If you're going to wear American college apparel at least make it something from a school with a cool mascot like


Or whatever the hell this is

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Isn't that the kind of thing that DeSantis is trying to ban kids from learning about?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Those are the year 7s. He'll need to visit his primary school to find some kids to stand next to.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
That it's actually real is somehow funnier

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

fuctifino posted:

He's absolutely 100% fake. Gove, and I guess Murdoch, wanted to make him a Conservative posterchild. When the teaching mouthpiece thing failed, he was very quickly whisked away and remodelled into this fake deacon oval office that we see now.

Sounds like they should have hired Vince McMahon to invent a gimmick for him.

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grobbo
May 29, 2014

Guavanaut posted:

I was going to ban smoking forever for all current 14 year olds, but some bigger lads cornered me and forced me to buy them cigarettes.

"we should not be bullied into agreeing that it's possible to change your gender" may come across like grossly cynical transphobia, but the PM was actually referring to the school visit earlier this summer, when some boys put him in a headlock and gave him a noogie until he admitted to being a pretty princess.

grobbo fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Oct 5, 2023

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