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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Other highlights of the 2020 draft included a very drunk Roger Goodell from his basement, Kliff Kingsbury from his house/porn set, Dave Gettleman just being Dave Gettleman, and an assortment of other pets popping up.

Also besides the guy in the weird Titans body suit, the internet was convinced the dude in the background was taking a dump. Although Vrabel insists it's just a stool and not a bathroom at all :tinfoil:

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



I forgot how weird it was. I wonder if it is streaming anywhere?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Who was the guy with the massive stacks of binders all over his desk?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sono posted:

Who was the guy with the massive stacks of binders all over his desk?

Dave Gettleman

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


the virtual draft was more fun than the in-person draft has ever been aside from the brady quinn/ted ginn year

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Was it Ceedee Lamb that snatched his phone back from his girlfriend?

And god the moms pushing girlfriends aside was funny

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Kalli posted:

Dave Gettleman



The first page is Daniel Jones and the rest are blank.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

rare Magic card l00k posted:

the virtual draft was more fun than the in-person draft has ever been aside from the brady quinn/ted ginn year

The next year in Cleveland had the moment where the Browns fan dressed as Macho Man took over the stage and was just strutting around posing and poo poo.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Ron has gotta go

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Ron is a lame duck and Bienemy is coaching for his future. Hell Ron was a lame duck last year. There was no chance he was getting retained anyway

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ron Rivera is a great coach if you want to go 8 and 8 every year.

Very much John Fox vibes. He'll have another HC gig turning around some dogshit program but won't ever get over the hump because he doesn't know what offense is and he lucked into a football god in Cam Newton once so people thought he was good.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Ron Rivera has a losing record in eight of his 12 seasons, and somehow made the playoffs twice with a losing record. He is Jeff Fisher with a better PR department.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Despera posted:

Tomlins seat gotta be at least warm

Not even a little. He's literally never had a losing season in 15 years. The offense has a lot of problems, yes. Matt Canada shouldn't be there, Kenny Pickett probably isn't the guy, and Najee Harris is somehow washed already. Still, they looked way worse the first month last year and finished with 9 wins. The Roonies love their reputation for coaching stability and would not be the owners who fire the most successful black coach in NFL history *if* he manages one losing season in 16 tries.

I'm also fairly sure Belichick will never be fired. "Mutually agree to part ways" after the season, sure. He's earned an honorable death.

Gannon's Cardinals remind me of Culley's Texans. Playing way more competitively than they should be which is a testament to coaching, but management did go into the season fully expecting him to be a patsy. If there's a connected guy they want, he's not safe.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Tomlin's seat isn't warm at all, and won't be (because the ownership is cheap and is down to the incompetent football stupid Rooney now), but it sure as hell should be.

His performance has been abysmal for years now, he has made nothing but extremely horrible coordinator and position coaches hires for years and adamantly sticks by them when they don't work (the Canada loyalty is genuinely some of the most pathetic nepotistic garbage I have ever seen by a head coach, it is absolutely INSANE how loving HORRIBLE this guy has been in every single tangible way and has been defended time and time again). Since the superbowl loss in 2010 they only have 3 playoff wins and none in the past 6 seasons (and counting because it sure as hell aint happening this year) which is the by far the worst stretch for the franchise since 1972. A lot of the playoff losses they suffered in that time have been extremely embarrassing losses (that Browns game is absolutely the single worst of my entire life span), largely the fault of the defense, which Tomlin has called since he ran LeBeau out of town.

He is extremely outdated and tries to live by a system that was effective 20 years ago but sure as poo poo isn't now. He's extremely conservative and risk averse when it comes to play calling and will stick with awful veterans over talented rookies for waaaaay longer than they have any right to. Then you just get miserable dreck like what was put out their this week blaming the blowout loss to the texans solely on 'effort' and 'physicality' to throw throw the entire team under the bus instead of looking at how loving badly they were out coached and game planned. The whole streak of no losing seasons only serves to keep them in the dead zone middle of the draft order mediocrity. He's the perfect example of a coach that looks wonderful from the outside and to the national media but has been showing terrible cracks for years now to the local media and fans who watch this garbage up close week to week.

I'm not personally wanting him gone yet but we aren't that far from it at this point.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Benne posted:

Ron Rivera has a losing record in eight of his 12 seasons, and somehow made the playoffs twice with a losing record. He is Jeff Fisher with a better PR department.

Carried by his nickname

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Roasted Donut posted:

He's the perfect example of a coach that looks wonderful from the outside and to the national media but has been showing terrible cracks for years now to the local media and fans who watch this garbage up close week to week.

Ah, the Mike McCarthy conundrum.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Carried by his nickname

It's pretty funny that people have completely memory holed that the nickname was originally meant to be ironic

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Benne posted:

Ron Rivera has a losing record in eight of his 12 seasons, and somehow made the playoffs twice with a losing record. He is Jeff Fisher with a better PR department.

Analytical Ron knows he can coast on good vibes and a great nickname

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Incredible that they didn't play ANY zone coverage or roll over any safety help to Moore and just left a mediocre rookie CB out there to get burned over and over again.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

mcmagic posted:

Incredible that they didn't play ANY zone coverage or roll over any safety help to Moore and just left a mediocre rookie CB out there to get burned over and over again.

Even more incredible that same corner gave up 9/175/2 to AJ Brown last week. gently caress you, you get NO help!

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

CharlestheHammer posted:

Carried by his nickname

He didn't even do the thing he's named for last week!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Harlock posted:

He didn't even do the thing he's named for last week!

I did chuckle when the Prime NextGen stats guy or whatever he is said, I guess he's not Riverboat Ron anymore or something to the effect.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

wandler20 posted:

Even more incredible that same corner gave up 9/175/2 to AJ Brown last week. gently caress you, you get NO help!

Jack del Rio thinking corners need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps is on brand at least

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Grozz Nuy posted:

It's pretty funny that people have completely memory holed that the nickname was originally meant to be ironic

He did actually get more aggressive about going for it on 4th and 1 a couple of years into his tenure in Carolina.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
yeah Riverboat ron was a function of like an ironic online and media joke, that almost seemingly shamed him into realizing "Oh right, there is literally no one on the planet who can stop QB power with Cam, why in the gently caress do I not go for it on every 4th and short."

Where the it then became sincere.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

any boat can be a riverboat. bad name

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Ron Rivera is Jeff Fisher

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
When your job is definitely safe

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1710342498290143471

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I mean Bienemy aint the problem. Could replace Del Rio and give somebody on staff a shot before ownership cleans house.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
When is the Commanders' bye? Wondering if we might get interim coach Bienemy at that point.

Of course it's more likely we'd get IC Del Rio since he has HC experience, but hey, might as well see what Bienemy can do.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mega64 posted:

When is the Commanders' bye? Wondering if we might get interim coach Bienemy at that point.

Of course it's more likely we'd get IC Del Rio since he has HC experience, but hey, might as well see what Bienemy can do.
I just said in the Aftermath thread that JDR is clearly the problem (putting a rookie CB on an island vs great WRs two weeks in a row) so I imagine Rivera will get the opportunity to fire him as a sacrificial lamb to keep his job through the end of the season.

That being said, its on Ron to make sure his coaches are being loving idiots, so yeah I could see Rivera getting shitcanned first.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Interim job is a terrible idea for Bieniemy unless he wants his career to stall out even more

Taking over a bad team that's checked out just so ownership can say "welp he got his chance"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Would they be checked out though? Right now Bienemy is a legit HC candidate. I'd expect kind of a revitalized team. Ron and likely Del Rio are the dead men walking.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Benne posted:

Interim job is a terrible idea for Bieniemy unless he wants his career to stall out even more

Taking over a bad team that's checked out just so ownership can say "welp he got his chance"

If he takes over and they play better than embarrassing and pathetic like last night he'll probably get the job full time.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I just said in the Aftermath thread that JDR is clearly the problem (putting a rookie CB on an island vs great WRs two weeks in a row) but he is also a grumpy old white dude who has been in the league for a million years so I imagine he will get promoted

Fixed for how NFL teams actually work

But yeah agree Bieniemy should turn that poo poo down even if it's offered to him. Just like Evero did in Denver. Keep the stink of being the captain of a sinking ship off you as much as possible

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Benne posted:

Interim job is a terrible idea for Bieniemy unless he wants his career to stall out even more

Taking over a bad team that's checked out just so ownership can say "welp he got his chance"

If you do well you're not getting a HC job either, you're stuck taking another Assistant gig

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Docjowles posted:

Fixed for how NFL teams actually work

But yeah agree Bieniemy should turn that poo poo down even if it's offered to him. Just like Evero did in Denver. Keep the stink of being the captain of a sinking ship off you as much as possible

I’m not sure that’s really going to work out for Evero given how the Panthers season is going.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

mcmagic posted:

If he takes over and they play better than embarrassing and pathetic like last night he'll probably get the job full time.

Ask Steve Wilks how that worked out

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Bienemy has the hotshot young (for the NFL) OC thing going. I really don't see why it would be bad for him to take the interim especially if it comes with firing Del Rio. He leads them to .500 with Sam Howell of all people that's only upping his resume. There's every reason to not give a single poo poo under Rivera but Bienemy is a really candidate and would be a splash hire for new ownership. The roster isn't exactly bad (outside Howell) either. The Commies don't HAVE to be bad this year.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Bienemy has the hotshot young (for the NFL) OC thing going. I really don't see why it would be bad for him to take the interim especially if it comes with firing Del Rio. He leads them to .500 with Sam Howell of all people that's only upping his resume. There's every reason to not give a single poo poo under Rivera but Bienemy is a really candidate and would be a splash hire for new ownership. The roster isn't exactly bad (outside Howell) either.
Howell is actually decent, its the OL that is godawful. Some sacks are on Howell for trying to play hero ball, but he also avoids a lot of sacks by being strong enough and elusive enough. And he tends to keep his eyes downfield and still gets an accurate ball out while dodging free rushers.

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