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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Why don't they just lower the road under the trailer

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

PurpleXVI posted:

I still don't understand the plan. It looks like the fastest route... towards a wall. Was he gonna jump it?

There is no plan. Do you understand?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Stoatbringer posted:

Why doesn’t the truck have side barriers to stop cars going under?
There's no standard in record keeping that specifies accidents of that type should be labeled as such, which means there are no reliable numbers, which means law makers don't want or dare go against the lobbying against the side barriers that despite zero pushback already exists.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
https://www.truckinginfo.com/156547...ase%20singles).

Just getting the side skirt law passed in California was a major production (and it saved trucking companies money). Getting side barriers on trucks is probably up there with gun control

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/RgVRIsF.mp4

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


Oh hell no

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


I’m usually on team “gently caress heights” but this seems safe as heck. Aside from the canopy hitting filmer in the back of the head (which they looked at on video), this dude is good at their loving job.

E: Watching a couple more times: Oh poo poo, they already cleared the part of the canopy that would have hit them in the back of the head.

quote:

this dude is good at their loving job.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Oct 6, 2023

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I’m usually on team “gently caress heights” but this seems safe as heck. Aside from the canopy hitting filmer in the back of the head (which they looked at on video), this dude is good at their loving job.

Yeah, but that is still unnecessarily dangerous way of doing that; there are tree harvesters which basically defoliates and cuts that trunk to 5 meter pieces while holding the rest of it on a huge steel grip, even upright if needed.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Der Kyhe posted:

Yeah, but that is still unnecessarily dangerous way of doing that; there are tree harvesters which basically defoliates and cuts that trunk to 5 meter pieces while holding the rest of it on a huge steel grip, even upright if needed.

Yeah but look at that backyard. Getting that kind of machinery in there isn't going to happen without disassembling the entire shed at a minimum.

Dude is an ace at their job and probably gets paid really well for it. Sometimes things are just sorta risky :shrug:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Vampire Panties posted:

Yeah but look at that backyard. Getting that kind of machinery in there isn't going to happen without disassembling the entire shed at a minimum.

Dude is an ace at their job and probably gets paid really well for it. Sometimes things are just sorta risky :shrug:

So mount the tree harvester on a helicopter, duh

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm just glad the cactus was okay :ohdear:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s23g180RUB1r0uzl6.mp4

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

haveblue posted:

So mount the tree harvester on a helicopter, duh

https://i.imgur.com/uGLvxAF.mp4

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

Vampire Panties posted:

Yeah but look at that backyard. Getting that kind of machinery in there isn't going to happen without disassembling the entire shed at a minimum.

Dude is an ace at their job and probably gets paid really well for it. Sometimes things are just sorta risky :shrug:

Hire cost of an excavator with an arm long enough to do the job from the road plus the specialised deforestation tool too.

Tree surgeon is the appropriate option, dude clearly knows his poo poo.

Edit: ^^^^^ I'd heard helicopter pilots were nuts but, wow.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

rocket_Magnet posted:

Hire cost of an excavator with an arm long enough to do the job from the road plus the specialised deforestation tool too.

Tree surgeon is the appropriate option, dude clearly knows his poo poo.

Edit: ^^^^^ I'd heard helicopter pilots were nuts but, wow.

(i'm told) that private helicopter pilots are absolutely nuts

Cross-posting this from the Atlantic Hurricane Season 2023 thread

fuctifino posted:

Bumping this thread as I think this amazing video needs to live here

https://twitter.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1709999862127743441

:allears:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

That wobble at the end though oof

Vampire Panties posted:

Cross-posting this from the Atlantic Hurricane Season 2023 thread

What exactly do storm chasers do? Are they actually doing research of modelling tornados or is it just getting cool film of tornadoes?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

ilmucche posted:

That wobble at the end though oof

What exactly do storm chasers do? Are they actually doing research of modelling tornados or is it just getting cool film of tornadoes?

AFAIK 100% the latter. There's weird stormporn patreons and stuff

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ilmucche posted:

That wobble at the end though oof

What exactly do storm chasers do? Are they actually doing research of modelling tornados or is it just getting cool film of tornadoes?

Yea, real weather people have hardened turbo prop planes that fly through poo poo to gather data.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ilmucche posted:

That wobble at the end though oof

What exactly do storm chasers do? Are they actually doing research of modelling tornados or is it just getting cool film of tornadoes?

There are folks out there actually doing scientific research, but mostly it's a small amount of people with some appropriate weather knowledge and vast swathes of yahoos clogging up the roads not knowing what they're doing. It's a real hazard, I was just saying in a different thread that I'm shocked how there have only been maybe a couple dozen deaths during active storm chases, I'd figure the number would be in the hundreds and growing every year with the number of idiots out there.

Totally Reasonable
Jan 8, 2008

aaag mirrors

Vampire Panties posted:

AFAIK 100% the latter. There's weird stormporn patreons and stuff

It's not all dumbasses in the storm chasing community, at least for tornado hunters. Gathering photographic evidence, shooting tornadoes with close-range Doppler radar, and putting sensors in the direct path of a twister (while you are driving the sensor platform like a loving maniac) are all legitimate chasing activities that are undertaken by meteorology departments at many universities.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

CainFortea posted:

Yea, real weather people have hardened turbo prop planes that fly through poo poo to gather data.

Real weather people are flying planes into hurricanes, nobody is [intentionally] flying planes through tornados.

coke
Jul 12, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/faizsays/status/1710287715948707957

goddamn, look at that video frame right before the crash, autopilot is so amazing that it did not detect this as an obstacle:


thought that was the florida guy who died in a tesla while watching a movie but turns out it was another guy that also went under the truck :pwn:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/01/tesla-driver-killed-autopilot-self-driving-car-harry-potter

quote:

The truck driver, Frank Baressi, 62, told the Associated Press that the Tesla driver Joshua Brown, 40, was “playing Harry Potter on the TV screen” during the collision and was driving so fast that “he went so fast through my trailer I didn’t see him”.

quote:

Baressi, who did not immediately respond to requests for comment, said the Harry Potter movie “was still playing when he died and snapped a telephone pole a quarter mile down the road”. He told the AP, however, that he heard the movie but didn’t see it.

The Florida highway patrol told Reuters that there was a portable DVD player in the vehicle.

quote:

According to Tesla’s account of the crash, the car’s sensor system, against a bright spring sky, failed to distinguish a large white 18-wheel truck and trailer crossing the highway. In a blogpost, Tesla said the self-driving car attempted to drive full speed under the trailer “with the bottom of the trailer impacting the windshield of the Model S”.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
why dont they just raise all the tractor trailers a couple feet so teslas slide right under

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
maybe ban teslas

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

If you like that audio, you’ll probably like this (which I’m pretty sure I stole from this thread): https://youtu.be/cuxZ2u8-WXg?si=zg9hQdcb4Yglodf1

New:

https://youtu.be/n0Bxz-SIZ_c?si=P6WM2hClB8lZiO2X

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

why dont they just raise all the tractor trailers a couple feet so teslas slide right under

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

I know this man's nostrils intimately at this point.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

ekuNNN posted:

I may have accidentally counted a rhino as a hippo now that I think about it :negative:

they're my cousins.





NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER SURRENDER

(i realize the Rhino is backing up, but he's just pretending to be wary)

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 7, 2023

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Why don't they just lower the tree before cutting it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/WC2TJrm.mp4

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's worth the cleanup for those delicious deep-fried ice cubes

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Who threw ice into the fryer

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


https://i.imgur.com/2DEBS1R.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

blight rhino posted:

they're my cousins.





NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER SURRENDER

(i realize the Rhino is backing up, but he's just pretending to be wary)
I'm glad youre not mad :glomp:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpz6pyuQKY1uk10e9.mp4

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Fries are up

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Speed run oil change, any %, glitches allowed

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Stoatbringer posted:

Why doesn’t the truck have side barriers to stop cars going under?

For side barriers to stop a modern, heavy car (and EVs are heavier still), how strong would they have to be and hence how much would they have to weigh?
What is the environmental cost of burning extra fuel to carry that weight around, and of the extra truck journeys required (each truck can carry less cargo due to overall vehicle weight limits)?
What is the cost in extra road maintenance due to the wear from heavier/more trucks?

Is all of that cost worth it just to allow one lovely car company to keep calling its cruise control "autopilot"?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

GotLag posted:

For side barriers to stop a modern, heavy car (and EVs are heavier still), how strong would they have to be and hence how much would they have to weigh?
What is the environmental cost of burning extra fuel to carry that weight around, and of the extra truck journeys required (each truck can carry less cargo due to overall vehicle weight limits)?
What is the cost in extra road maintenance due to the wear from heavier/more trucks?

Is all of that cost worth it just to allow one lovely car company to keep calling its cruise control "autopilot"?

Also no barrier in the world can save a car that T-bones it at 70mph. If the car isn’t able to pass through it’ll just pancake right then and there and the guy dies on this side of the truck rather than the other

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004


Anyone got the source on the hammer dude?

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004


One of the dumbest things I've done is started to go the wrong way through one of the oil change places. At least I was slow, but the guy was very confused at what I was doing and had me go back around the right way lol.

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