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Foxfire_ posted:1. Why aren't you getting a van to live in instead? It seems like it'd be more comfortable a Nissan NV200 and/or a Ford Transit connect would have 100x the room, get similar gas mileage (on regular, not premium) and be far easier to maintain. but when you live your life a quarter mile a time
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:This has to be a bit now. OP's post about abandoning his family to live in a car not going well so he's turning it into a bit.
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Oct 6, 2023 20:32
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We used to do mod challenges on stuff like this. Prove it, op.
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Oct 6, 2023 20:33
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i heard a 5'7" dude can lay down in the frunk of a cybertruck, is your company considering teaming up with Tesla and making a cyberfrunk IOT mattress op because they should be!
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Oct 6, 2023 20:34
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I heard Elon sometimes also sleeps at the office or in his car so maybe OP is on to something
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Oct 6, 2023 20:40
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this guy's selling our gently caress data to zuckerberg
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Oct 6, 2023 20:42
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Eclipse12 posted:If you're whackin' it in the trunk, do you keep it unlatched to add an element of excitement and danger that someone might come by and take a lil peek?
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Oct 6, 2023 20:42
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ah poo poo sorry babe the mattress lost connection to the wifi. can you hold still a sec
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Oct 6, 2023 21:58
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setting up find my mattress so i stop forgetting where i parked
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Oct 6, 2023 22:29
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So are you just paying for a home that you're not even living in?
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Oct 6, 2023 22:57
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Jelly posted:So are you just paying for a home that you're not even living in?
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Eclipse12 posted:We used to do mod challenges on stuff like this.
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numberoneposter posted:home cucked I’m living in OP’s house right now. Touchin stuff, putting things away wrong, wearing shoes in the house.
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Oct 6, 2023 23:48
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I'm envious of OP's obvious ability to just bed down and sleep anywhere, that's a real useful skill
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Love to be forced to watch an ad before I’m allowed to sleep or pay $7.99/month to turn them off. Kids jumped on my bed again, making it think that the wife and I have exceeded our monthly sex allotment for a Silver account and automatically changing our subscription plan to the Gold tier plus a one-time $200 'convenience fee'.
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Oct 7, 2023 00:54
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If you hadn’t chipped your turbo charged race car it might get good enough gas mileage to just…live at home.
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Vim Fuego posted:I believe in the product. I wouldn't be here if I did. I'm advocating for the user experience because better sleep improves peoples lives, and with our smart connected mattresses it's a measurable improvement. I think we're shipping q2 24 at the latest. Just some kinks to work out- like right now if it loses connection it defaults to a deflated setting because the feedback loops cut out. But these things do work! First, at 6'2", that sounds too tall to be sleeping in a Sedan. But maybe. What make/model, do you have? How long is your blanky pallet? Also, did you answer if "your place" is a place you pay for? Or just like your parents place? If you're paying for a place, and just doing the whole vagabond life style ... Get rid of your place. You probably answered this, but I had to skip to the end to get my questions in. (I checked, you haven't answered those questions) BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Love to be forced to watch an ad before I’m allowed to sleep or pay $7.99/month to turn them off. Pay the $8 bucks, or it's stuck at either rock hard, or water bed. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Brb gonna drive my bed to the gas station to get dinner
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Bad Purchase posted:actually the world is a vampire sent to drain The world is a landlord
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Oct 7, 2023 01:56
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but this thread is about carlords
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1555206778907856897
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I mean I feel like I want to leave it at riding in a car. I mean living in a car when I have a family at home that just seems like deadbeat status. I mean are my kids so lovely that I have to live in the back of a Prius to get any silence. I guess my drat wife is probably to blame. I live out my days inside of a car park inside of a Prius making sure that I get the most effective route to work which takes me 22 minutes on average.
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Oct 7, 2023 03:38
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Mobile goon cave Megathread: MAGA doesn't have a thing on WILLINGLY LiviING IN A CAR GREAT
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Oct 7, 2023 03:40
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Friday evening so I'm heading home. Like I said, I'm not in the car full time. But thanks for razzin me 
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Oct 7, 2023 03:51
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home alone 7: kevin, now fully grown, voluntarily chooses to sleep in his car over christmas instead of dealing with the holiday traffic. an elderly harry and marv are going up and down the street jiggling handles looking for unlocked cars and accidentally startle kevin. they feel sorry for him and buy him a cup of soup
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Oct 7, 2023 03:51
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I'm just homeless by choice most of the time, dummies
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Oct 7, 2023 03:53
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Eclipse12 posted:"Here at chimnee, we believe that sleep is essential. That good sleep is better than bad sleep. That data is the foundation for true happiness. That a bed that wiggles you is worth our employees having no bed at all. And we firmly believe the Serta should buy us out so that we can lay off all our employees, take all the money, and start this whole scheme over with sofas. These are our core values." Have you heard about tentrr.com? You rent a tent on a deck in the woods. For $100 a night. No bathroom, just a tent and some chairs, maybe it has a firepit.
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Oct 7, 2023 03:59
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i'll be enjoying the cool autumn night in my jackoff van
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Vim Fuego posted:I believe in the product. The reward for your loyalty will be mass layoffs the instant there's a shippable product because juicing stock is the only thing the sociopaths you work for care about as they cash out mere nanoseconds before the Chinese manufacturing company you contract to build these mattresses leaks your designs to a sister consortium which immediately sells identically performing models for pennies on the dollar.
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R.L. Stine posted:i'll be enjoying the cool autumn night in my jackoff van keep the doors open while you’re jacking for a nice cross-breeze
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Oct 7, 2023 04:25
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your coworkers are laughing at you for sleeping in a car while they all sleep together in a big work mattress. and you deserve it.
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why not take public transit so u can take a nap during ur commute???? how late do you stay at work? what do you do after? are you just lying in ur trunk watching twitch for 3 hours instead of going home to better sleeping experience, something u are literally saying youre passionate about
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Oct 7, 2023 04:48
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OP can you sleep at 2x speed so you have more time to hustle and grind?
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The junk is the OP
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Yeah, and again, but what is home? A place you pay for? Or parent's place? Friend's place? If you pay for a house/home/apartment, and you sleep in your car, then you're a goober, OP. Plus, also, you're 6'2", I dunno if you can fit in a sedan.
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Oct 7, 2023 05:41
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You should sleep on the street and walk around doubled over backwards like a SF chad.
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Oct 7, 2023 05:54
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Avoiding. 40 minute commute and living in your car..... Yikes
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I could respect the soylent-and-vanlife hustle if you were a 20-nothing programmer trying to stack bills on your own before settling down. But going off your regdate you're twice that age and left your depandapotamus back home to raise the kids?
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I sleep in other people's cars, and by sleep in I mean steal, and by steal I mean gargle, and by cars I mean their big sweaty hairy musky testicles
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covidstomper58 posted:Have you heard about tentrr.com? You rent a tent on a deck in the woods. For $100 a night. No bathroom, just a tent and some chairs, maybe it has a firepit. Had to look it up to see if this was real. It is. Except they're way more than $100 a night. Good Lord
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