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I wonder how many people are severely injured or killed because their friends are ignorant as gently caress Like all the people happily enjoying their special day until a cake support rod forcibly replaces their eye, because some chucklefuck somehow missed an internet-wide memo
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Brawnfire posted:I wonder how many people are severely injured or killed because their friends are ignorant as gently caress Then the opposite problem like when Gaston put a mortar firework on his head and lit it before anyone could stop him
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New mafia hit just dropped.
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limp_cheese posted:I expected it to go like this classic 
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Good work, 47. That's one birthday he will never forget.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:uhh that looks like a dog getting dragged into a car by something around its neck Also an adequate description of the drunk guy in front of the red car.
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LOL e,c: https://packaged-media.redd.it/jqmy...22d933fdbf4#t=0 LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:47 on Oct 6, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1709999862127743441 How could anyone have predicted that something like this could happen? Bonus to the stormchaser constantly screaming like a young child asking for Jesus to save him
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1709999862127743441
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fuctifino posted:Bonus to the stormchaser constantly screaming like a young child asking for Jesus to save him The dude probably 100% believes he is about to die. It's a pretty understandable response
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1709999862127743441 I feel like the tornado owning you is kind of the answer that you’re looking for from the big guy
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That was some cool footage though so who can say if it was a good or bad idea
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Regy Rusty posted:That was some cool footage though so who can say if it was a good or bad idea Knoxville begging the other guys to stand in front of a riot control claymore with a totally sincere, "C'mon, it's footage!" is one of my favorite Jackass quotes
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/MacrodosingPod/status/1709999862127743441 There was a clip from the Joplin tornado of a group in a convenience store. They hid in the freezer and as the tornado passed one of the women started screaming "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" When I first heard the clip I didn't know if it was as an invocation or exclamation. BTW, I was less than fifteen miles away from Joplin in a Walmart where they just gave a code black. They moved everyone to the back wall. My brother worked there and I purposely walked to a different part of the building from him so that in case it was hit there would be more of a chance that my mom wouldn't have to lose both her sons in one day. When I got home my front yard was littered with debris.
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Darth Brooks posted:My brother worked there and I purposely walked to a different part of the building from him so that in case it was hit there would be more of a chance that my mom wouldn't have to lose both her sons in one day. Huge savings on Private Ryan!
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https://www.npr.org/2023/10/06/1204371347/ex-u-s-army-sergeant-charged-with-trying-to-pass-secrets-to-chinaquote:Two days later, Schmidt allegedly created a Word document entitled, "Important Information to Share with Chinese Government." The document, which investigators recovered from Schmidt's Apple iCloud account, was later assessed by the Army to contain classified information. MyCrimes.txt remains one of the consistently funniest things for information technology to have brought us, and one of my favourite kinds of freude is when law enforcement finds one of these baffling documents after someone committed some real dickhead crimes.
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No one can possibly be this du ...it's real.
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If you ever think "how can someone get top secret clearance and be that stupid" remember that Musk will have it due to the military stuff SpaceX launches.
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War Thunder, no!!! …Sorry. Force of habit.
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Platystemon posted:War Thunder, no!!! 
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Has sound https://i.imgur.com/72ft2Uz.mp4
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PurpleXVI posted:https://www.npr.org/2023/10/06/1204371347/ex-u-s-army-sergeant-charged-with-trying-to-pass-secrets-to-china “Countries that dont extradite" “Can you be extradited for treason." “What Do Real Spies Do and How are they Recruited—Reddit” “Espionage—Reddit”
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At least he's smart enough to know that just google searching for something is useless. You need to add reddit to your search and hope someone real answered it rather than an SEO bot.
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What even is going on here, some guy fake raps that he's white trash and then falls backwards into a cop 
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loving cops. Lucky that guy didn't get a serious head injury otherwise he might have been suspended on full pay.
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Hey, at least he had a reasonable name for his document so he knew what it was. I’d recommend maybe something a little more formulaic like: CRIMES_$subcategory_$customer_$date CRIMES_USHumIntSecrets_ChineseGovernment_20231006 I think it would really help him keep track
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ACAB, this sucks https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s240k2wC9r1qigfjt.mp4
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ekuNNN posted:Sycamore gap tree, a tree growing in a photogenic spot next to Hadrian's wall It was in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, one of my favorite movies.
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ekuNNN posted:ACAB, this sucks It took me a few times to see it, but the pig just casually shoots the taser into his back, then barely catches him and throws him to the ground. Christ. 
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Whiteboy is getting egged on by someone and completely ignoring whatever is going on by the cops. Yeah yeah ACAB but I’d really like to see the whatever happened before to initiate this chain of events.
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Yeah, not a fan of cops but I'd say rapping for social media views after you've been pulled over is a really loving dumb idea.
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Crab Dad posted:Yeah yeah ACAB but No but. Just leave it there.
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Aramoro posted:No but. Just leave it there. ? The cop doesn’t seem out of control just seems… tired? Of whatever is going on. Add that to some dude dancing around proclaiming his whiteness and it gets pretty confusing. I’m really stuck between never wanting to give white suprmacists or cops the benefit of the doubt.
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