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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The sugar understander has logged on. Sir, I think you'll find that I am not a sugar understander but an explainer of old memey products.  Also that post-name combo in the first post explaining it is perfect.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The sugar understander has logged on. Sugar Daddy.
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you may not like it, but this is what peak digestion looks like
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One of the best things about SA are the out of the blue effort posts in any thread One of the other best things are the shitposts that follow
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Oct 8, 2023 14:56
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the shitposts preceded it actually I think you'll find
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Leading and trailing shitposts are both common
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The sugar understander has logged on. Graahahhahh!!! *melts in the sudden sunlight*
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The sugar understander has logged on. maybealabia posted:One of the best things about SA are the out of the blue effort posts in any thread Butt science is serious business ok?
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https://twitter.com/Stylish_Kira/status/1711052721887822132  
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It's a Subway tunnel! 
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Considering Stephen King is from Bangor this tracks.
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Oct 8, 2023 23:27
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Uh this is exactly 100% misleading garbage. It’s just physics. The hotdog could not possibly make it out of the gumball machine, at least not in one piece.
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Like what do you do if you enter the tunnel at the same time as someone leaving? Do you turn around and wait or try and squeeze past? Do you make eye contact? I think I’d nope out and never eat there again.
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Oct 8, 2023 23:40
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Slugworth posted:Uh this is exactly 100% misleading garbage. It’s just physics. The hotdog could not possibly make it out of the gumball machine, at least not in one piece. You seem upset that you can't get a whole room-temperature hotdog out of a gumball machine.
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Oct 8, 2023 23:42
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Ayuh, the old Subway hole, they say it only opens when the time is right. The younguns, they'll go in there, but I wouldn't want t'know what happens if it closes back up on ya. Tain't even that good o' bread.
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Oct 8, 2023 23:45
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You get the whole hotdog out the same way it got in, I suppose, it didn't just grow there.
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Wait, your hotdogs don't grow? 
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Detheros posted:Wait, your hotdogs don't grow? They do, that's why I cut mine.
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Archonex posted:Yeah, the body doesn't just magically crap out anything that can have an adverse effect on it. There's an entire process and even things that make you uncomfortable have a reason for why that is. such a german thing to do
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This is at Bangor's Airport Mall, the Saddest Place in TownTM. The "Subway Tunnel" is the back entrance, from the mall side. There's actually a front entrance out by the parking lot. In this mall there is: a pet store, a Subway, a furniture store, and a head shop. There's an indoor playground type place next door, but it isn't technically part of the Airport Mall. Up until recently, there was also the regional DMV office in the mall for some reason. 
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It's that common for people to go get a blowjob that they have a shop just dedicated to "head"?
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Only at Starbucks.
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Slugworth posted:Uh this is exactly 100% misleading garbage. It’s just physics. The hotdog could not possibly make it out of the gumball machine, at least not in one piece. Glizzy Grinder
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Subways must be real cheap to run because I swear to god, no matter how dead or backwoods a spot is, there's been a Subway there for years.
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i've heard the opposite, but who even knows. I ate at a subway next to a job I worked in the bay area that charged like $5.65 for a six inch even when they had the five dollar footlong promotion. I would buy a footlong just to save that sixty five cents on principle and ask my coworkers if they wanted the other half. I would throw away half a sub more than once because of this weird pricing discrepancy.
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That's how they bring in the new menu item, the 200 ft long
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BasicLich posted:i've heard the opposite, but who even knows. I ate at a subway next to a job I worked in the bay area that charged like $5.65 for a six inch even when they had the five dollar footlong promotion. You know you can just eat the other half later right?
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Das Boo posted:Subways must be real cheap to run because I swear to god, no matter how dead or backwoods a spot is, there's been a Subway there for years. It doesn't need a real kitchen since the food comes prepackaged, you can run one with one or two people when it's slow, just a few seats will do, and their franchising rules are considerably more lenient than most fast food chains. They really overextended in the early/mid-2010s and their US store count has gone down a lot since then, but they're still an easy store to stuff in almost anywhere.
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Inceltown posted:You know you can just eat the other half later right? I can't imagine any sub that's good now would also be good later
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Inceltown posted:You know you can just eat the other half later right? Yeah, but would you really want to?
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Inceltown posted:You know you can just eat the other half later right? those things don't survive a few days in the fridge
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BasicLich posted:those things don't survive a few days in the fridge But they do like a few hours. Like if you chuck it in the fridge next day it's gonna be fine.
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Flipperwaldt posted:You get the whole hotdog out the same way it got in, I suppose, it didn't just grow there. could be a case of spontaneous hotdog generation
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dr_rat posted:But they do like a few hours. Like if you chuck it in the fridge next day it's gonna be fine. did i say I would throw away every half if a coworker didn't eat it? did I say I never ate the other half later? find another throat to jump down
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lol I had a disgusting coworker who bought a subway sandwich on Friday, ate half of it, left it on his desk over the weekend and ate it Monday morning. He was so gross for so many reasons this barely made a blip though.
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BasicLich posted:did i say I would throw away every half if a coworker didn't eat it? did I say I never ate the other half later? its a dumb play sorry
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Crab Dad posted:lol I had a disgusting coworker who bought a subway sandwich on Friday, ate half of it, left it on his desk over the weekend and ate it Monday morning. I think your coworker might have been a raccoon.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Ayuh, the old Subway hole, they say it only opens when the time is right. The younguns, they'll go in there, but I wouldn't want t'know what happens if it closes back up on ya. Tain't even that good o' bread. Sometimes bread is better.
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Crab Dad posted:lol I had a disgusting coworker who bought a subway sandwich on Friday, ate half of it, left it on his desk over the weekend and ate it Monday morning. There was a Simpsons episode about this. Homer gets a giant sandwich, can't eat it all, and refuses to throw it out despite Marge's pleas.
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