8 Oct 2023 NFL GDT: We won our independence from England to AVOID this!

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Did you get up early to watch football today?
	Yes
	No
	Yes, but in a charming British accent
	gently caress the Cowboys

aarstar: Mar 7, 2004

Doesn�t even attempt a throw

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

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# ? May 29, 2024 08:03

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

There's nothing sadder than a hail mary that doesn't even get to be thrown.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

hahahaha Qirk

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Good lord, Kirk

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

loving vikings

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

lmao

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Lol Kirk eat poo poo

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Qirk

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

LMAO Russ. LMAO Kirk.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

Yeesh Kirk

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

lol denver

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

lol vikings. how is kirk this bad

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:25

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

YOU LIKE THAT

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Two Glorious Endings

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

There's nothing sadder than a hail mary that doesn't even get to be thrown.

It really is the most pathetic sight in sports

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh, Kirk.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

You like that

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

SamuraiFoochs posted:

LMAO Russ. LMAO Kirk.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

haljordan posted:

YOU LIKE THAT

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

Not sure you can blame Kirk for that one, it�s not like he can make a quick throw

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Wtf are these awful tie dye hats the Jets are wearing

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

I hate when coaches burn meaningless timeouts, game is over, end it already.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

Minnesota Fumblekings

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

what the gently caress are the jets celebrating

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

haljordan posted:

Wtf are these awful tie dye hats the Jets are wearing

it's Cancer Is Bad Month

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:27

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I love the old Broncos uniform

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:27

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CapnAndy posted:

what the gently caress are the jets celebrating

They are no longer the worst team in New Jersey.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:27

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Grittybeard posted:

There's nothing sadder than a hail mary that doesn't even get to be thrown.

I feel like the hot new strategy is to send a blitz on Hail Marys. Don't even give the receivers time to get downfield

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:27

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Mega64 posted:

They are no longer the worst team in New Jersey.

Does Daboll even get to finish out the year you think

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:28

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

Game ball to the clock operator who ended that mathematical impossibility of Broncos coming back.

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

what the gently caress is this poo poo, if I was coaching the jets I wouldn't even send out a defense

go score a touchdown, who gives a poo poo

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:28

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Grittybeard posted:

There's nothing sadder than a hail mary that doesn't even get to be thrown.

Hail Mary, Grass in Face

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:28

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Also the Lions are the second best team in the NFC

Well okay it's the Niners, forgot them

But still, Lions are Good

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:28

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Nate Hackett has such a powerful goober aura

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

haljordan posted:

Does Daboll even get to finish out the year you think

I feel like Coach of the Year buys you one bad year with next year being the "okay, which of those two performances was the fluke" tiebreaker

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:29

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Payton loving sucks

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:29

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

GOD I love watching a little poo poo talking coach looking sour after getting their shittalk thrown back at them

Shake Hackett's hand Payton. SHAKE IT

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:30

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I mean, it's Kirk Cousins. That's what had to happen

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:30

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

it's Cancer Is Bad Month

To be fair, cancer IS worse than Tom Brady and the Cowboys combined

gently caress cancer

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:30

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CrocodileKingSaysNO: Jul 25, 2007

Anderson Koopa posted:

Ok, the Patriots are definitely the worst team this year. I feel like the Broncos have lost due to some luck / defensive issues. Patriots are all bad.

Ye outside the dolphins game all our games were winnable. Our defense IS rear end tho haha

# ? Oct 9, 2023 00:30

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