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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night Football: inb4AndroidApocalypse
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Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON
Lol cowboys

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 :hmbol:

gently caress the Cowboys.

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Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.
Razzle me dazzles!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Dak down by 10 in the second this game is over.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Well, this ain't good.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Kelce dies and Kittle rises

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Rutti Tootin Fresh and gently caress Yootie

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
 double flea flicker lmao

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Best defense in the league, many people are saying

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 :hmmyes:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dak down by 10 in the second this game is over.

Let’s put Trey out there. Fully embrace the Clownball

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Takes No Damage posted:

Well, this ain't good.

You're right. It's great.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 we care a lot

about saying gently caress the cowboys

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
I will accept FNM bumper as condolence though.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Let’s put Trey out there. Fully embrace the Clownball

Oh please oh please oh please

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Let’s put Trey out there. Fully embrace the Clownball

I would do terrible things to make this happen.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Vertical Lime posted:

we care a lot

about saying gently caress the cowboys

:hai:

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Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Takes No Damage posted:

I will accept FNM bumper as condolence though.
Best band

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yay it's Roger Craig. I miss the shitpile that was The Stick.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

wth even is this game, god drat.

Not a complaint, mind you.

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Jerry Jones is brushing his teeth and climbing into his sarcophagus at this point

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE

Grittybeard posted:

Feel like I've seen that play three times in various places and eventually people are going to figure it out.

Detroit ran it like six hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAis4pzvbKM

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So Fat Mike wants Dak to play more conservative. Okay, well put together a good offensive gameplan and everything should be fine.

What's that? They're reading you like a book? Oh. Well now you need your defense to make a stop.

What's that? You're getting clowned on like you're a little league team playing adults? Well, Dak's gonna have to play loose.

What's that? You've burned in a "take no chances ever" mentality into your quarterback?


Lmao how much are you making?

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Gonna have to go to the aiport to buy another sim card due to a chain of hosed up goofy poo poo with Japan, thanks cowboys for making this more fun

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mllaneza posted:

I would do terrible things to make this happen.

Dude's a loving mole but it doesn't even matter because it's the loving Cowboys.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/KafkaesquePuppy/status/1711189585546592420

Well this was a side-by-side of the Lions and 49ers running the same trick but I guess they deleted it. :|

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Shinjobi posted:

So Fat Mike wants Dak to play more conservative. Okay, well put together a good offensive gameplan and everything should be fine.

What's that? They're reading you like a book? Oh. Well now you need your defense to make a stop.

What's that? You're getting clowned on like you're a little league team playing adults? Well, Dak's gonna have to play loose.

What's that? You've burned in a "take no chances ever" mentality into your quarterback?


Lmao how much are you making?

One of Dak's best traits is presnap recognition and audibling, and he's doing less of it this year than ever lol

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Abner Assington posted:

Best band

:yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 it's illegal for regular people to post videos or gifs of nfl happening.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Takes No Damage posted:

:yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI
:hellyeah:

Was gonna see them and Mr. Bungle at Riot Fest in 2021 but whoops Delta wave lol

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Colonel Whitey posted:

Jerry Jones is brushing his teeth and climbing into his sarcophagus at this point

https://i.imgur.com/jwcSwYK.mp4

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Fat Mike looks like a guy who gets arrested at a diner at 4 AM.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Dak is trying to kill his running backs.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 The 49ers D is kinda terrifying and this is the 'good' drive for Dallas.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

The 49ers D is kinda terrifying and this is the 'good' drive for Dallas.

Worked out I guess.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Hell of a loving play

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 was he shining his balls

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Oh Oliver

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