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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
very much enjoyed the runback that looked like a casual 20-yard jog with nobody else in the area at all

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
missed the entire game until now but I have a few things to say:

lol

lmao

gently caress the cowboys

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
870,000 dicks per second and climbing.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Put in Trey Lance, you cowards!

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
https://twitter.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1711208173112000611

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



I want to see Trey Lance badly

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dak all

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
Playing against an elite QB like Purdy really highlights all of Dak's shortcomings

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Play posted:

missed the entire game until now but I have a few things to say:

lol

lmao

gently caress the cowboys

watched most of it, but yes, basically my thoughts as well

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Can’t let off the gas up three scores in the third.

Up five scores in the fourth, we’ll think about it

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Quiet Feet posted:

Did someone say gently caress the Cowboys?

… Every single day
And every pick Dak makes
Every game they play
Every loss they take
I'll be loving them.

Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.

Play posted:

gently caress the cowboys

Gorgeous, gorgeous, so well said

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

MakaVillian posted:

Post the Dak mouth GIF!

https://i.imgur.com/5yWa2el.mp4

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Honestly that was weird. You're 18 points down, yes but it's only halfway through the third quarter. Not really the time for failprayer arm punts

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Mason got a nice assist from the Dallas LB there

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Eat everything on your plate you bluecheck.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


about to turn this game off

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


:tipshat: once again

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

biceps crimes posted:

about to turn this game off

embrace the pain

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Broadcast crew deep into their reserve file of Brock Purdy footage with that clip of the closed AZ hot tub store.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

WRs just wide open all the time

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Eat everything on your plate you bluecheck.

:hmmyes:

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I can't believe it's still only the 3rd quarter

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

biceps crimes posted:

about to turn this game off
but it’s so funny

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress it im goin deep

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Harlock posted:

WRs just wide open all the time

Yup

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





lmao at the NFL trying to give a lil somethin somethin to the Purdy family because they basically have to pay him rookie contract peanuts, and then Collinsworth proceeds to immediately poo poo all over their business

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Dallas D with no resistance

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Has anyone said Big Cock Brock yet? Cause he is loving the Cowboys

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I want to turn this game off, but I really, really enjoy watching the Dallas Cowboys be exposed as fuckboys

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fartknocker posted:

Has anyone said Big Cock Brock yet? Cause he is loving the Cowboys

From our posts to his dong

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
The entire NFL world outside of SF is gonna be so sick of hearing about Purdy a few weeks from now

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sure okay posted:

lmao at the NFL trying to give a lil somethin somethin to the Purdy family because they basically have to pay him rookie contract peanuts, and then Collinsworth proceeds to immediately poo poo all over their business

i will say if im about to try and buy a hot tub i dont give a gently caress about your kid playing in the nfl. s orry but i want my hot tub

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


biceps crimes posted:

about to turn this game off

weakness

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Brock should get Daks paycheck for this game.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Juice was just dragging those guys along wow

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

this game is going exactly how i expected it to go lol

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
The Cowboys...












































...are bad.

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