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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Milo and POTUS posted:

Do you really need MORE porn

Oh you did not just post that on the internet!
*Activates a film projector with an old educational film on the importance of porn*

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Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Do you really need MORE porn

Back in the early naughts there used to be a website called pornoverdose.com. They later merged with hereistheporn.com to become heristhepornoverdose.com.

I don't know why I remember this since this doesn't matter in the slightest.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Porn: it's what's up!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Not at my age, it's not :(

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I think effectively infinite porn is perfectly sufficient

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Cult of self-proclaimed 'Queen of Canada' threatens Saskatchewan village with public executions.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i bought a pornographic magazine once (for diguise, i put on too small zumba pants that i got in a present from someone, sunglasses, and a raiders cap), and when i it beame clear i could no longer hide it at home i brought it to the woods, as was the style of the time

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Love the line at the end that there are only twelve members of the cult and they're hosting a meet and greet for new recruits soon.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Naked rower returning to dry land after hand-made rowboat flipped in Pacific Ocean, rescued by cruise ship

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

"I didn't have any clothes on when the wave hit the boat — I usually row naked because it stops chafing," he said.

How does this man row?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

In the nude, clearly.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I bet he won't do it again

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Wouldn't that just get blood all over it?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

What was the part that actually made him mad?

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!
He looks like he modeled his hair after a rejected DBZ character design.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Belongs in HFIL

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yeah, it's so embarrassing every time my phone gets hacked and my pictures gets posted.
Fortunately the regulars on the site are very understanding.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
GuysWithiPhones.com

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't get what the problem is unless naked selfies are against the rules on this particular site

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's probably just that Republicans never actually accepted gay people, they sometimes lie about it but they never pass the chance to harangue political rivals on having anything to do with the icky icky gays.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get what the problem is unless naked selfies are against the rules on this particular site

Joe Biden’s brother being on gay sites clearly affects his ability to be president IMPEACH

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TIL:
-Joe Biden has a brother named Frank
-Frank sounds pretty cool

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You're just interested in Frank's frank!

Just be frank about it, it's fine.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

You'd think Biden would be better than he is given the rest of his family.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I wish the Republicans would stop telling me about Joe Biden's family's donguses.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'm just surprised it isn't Hunter's pic.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Byzantine posted:

I wish the Republicans would stop telling me about Joe Biden's family's donguses.

Don't you say that, the Biden family Wangs are the only bright spot we have in these troubling times.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


By popular demand posted:

the Biden family Wangs are the only bright spot we have in these troubling times.

I liked their first three albums, before they switched to the overproduced sound. Is the new one better?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Make sure you get the longer 'uncut' version.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Biden Wang is the secret identity of Batschlong

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hi, it's Frank Biden from NudeWeb

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Rack them up.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Fat Bear Week title awarded to female who gained weight during 'single girl summer'

I saw the headline in my RSS reader, but for some reason they changed it in the actual article.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Turns *more* tragic.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Man, Peyton Manning really let himself go.

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Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006


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