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Eclipse12 posted:I legit drove 52 miles to work each way for a job in janky-rear end Monte Carlo when gas was pushing $5 a gallon. Did that for a year. Not once did I consider living in my car.
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Why do I feel like this thread is going to be around for several years and OP is going to start shilling the mattress in a desperate attempt to keep his house street legal?
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Oct 8, 2023 13:20
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In Toledo today, an apparent mattress firmware update gone wrong resulted in the deaths of two people. Sources say the couple suffered fatal injuries when the mattress screamed “pwned” in it’s mechanical voice and violently folded itself in half
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Vim Fuego posted:Just some kinks to work out- like right now if it loses connection it defaults to a deflated setting because the feedback loops cut out. Vim Fuego posted:Look. Obviously it's not that we can't design it to just sit at a static inflation level without a connection. That's trivial. ... the higher-ups think people just won't connect in the first place if they don't have to. So which is it? Does it deflate because of a technical issue or because the bosses want to force people to connect? Sounds like you're getting a little too much carbon monoxide during sleepy time. Turn the engine off!
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:In Toledo today, an apparent mattress firmware update gone wrong resulted in the deaths of two people. Sources say the couple suffered fatal injuries when the mattress screamed “pwned” in it’s mechanical voice and violently folded itself in half lol
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Oct 8, 2023 14:14
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hmm... looks like storm clouds tonight. boys, get the sleeping bags
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Oct 8, 2023 14:17
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I want to believe
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Has OP clarified what they do about using the bathroom on days they are sleeping in their car? Like, are they doing the pee in bottles thing, or what? I pee in a big bottle with my wife
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Oct 8, 2023 14:35
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So what do you do when you need a poo poo at night OP... squat on the kerb?
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biofuel
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Space Kablooey posted:I want to believe Gullible posters are an important part of the ecosystem
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satanic splash-back posted:Gullible posters are an important part of the ecosystem one should never underestimate the credulity of ppl who believe they're too smart to fall for deception
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Oct 8, 2023 15:11
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I love how Homer Simpson's "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" is such a great comeback to people deluding themselves that their lifestyle quirks are somehow bragworthy instead of shameful. This guy sleeps in his car to save on gas and he gets more time to disrupt the smart mattress industry? I sleep in a big bed with my wife!
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Oct 8, 2023 15:30
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Pretty sure the tech company with the mattresses sparked the Intifada to distract from SA finding out the companies will be Insolvent soon via a goons car living strategy post
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Oct 8, 2023 15:31
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Oct 8, 2023 15:33
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This is more respectful than an actual car
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I saw a racing car bed the other day and told the parents that they were doing a great job. 2 days ago I saw that the parents had built a music room, a kickboxing area with heavy bag, a corner for modelling and crafts and stuff, and a pretty sweet gaming/tv/couch corner as well. Kids got cool poo poo now.
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Oct 8, 2023 16:02
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Charles Bukowski posted:
beat laboratory You give kids all that stupid poo poo, they'll never leave. You'll have a Dale and Brennan on your hands before you know it
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Flowers for QAnon posted:You should get a pet for your car. Like a deranged bird or weasel Yeah, something that eats those bugs that sneak in into his studio carpartment.
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EoinCannon posted:I'm envious of OP's obvious ability to just bed down and sleep anywhere, that's a real useful skill The thing is, you could too if you buy the Sleepr mattress visible in the original post image files! This is going viral! Sleep like a king even when you are homeless on this IoT beauty!
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Oct 8, 2023 18:28
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Alright, no. What better way to guarantee your customer base is stupid enough to stick to perpetual monthly payments? poo poo, make it hourly micro payments.
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BigBadSteve posted:So what do you do when you need a poo poo at night OP... squat on the kerb? Just drive to the office and start winning early.
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Oct 8, 2023 18:44
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OP is either the saddest example of tech bro delusions imaginable or made this post up wholesale for a creative writing class and or sexual gratification I enjoyed it though
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Oct 9, 2023 00:13
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Find a nice hedge to sleep under. Much healthier, and you can scrabble for grubs and ants if you're hungry.
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Oct 9, 2023 02:59
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Hey don’t expect a reply, he (maybe?????) is busy driving to work on a Sunday night instead of getting up early and driving Monday morning. So he can program beds to deflate when they lose internet connectivity.
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Oct 9, 2023 03:37
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I could honestly leave Monday morning but I go out for work Sunday evening to beat the Monday morning rush hour and go home fridays. I did this after one month into my role. Instead of spending $500 a month on gas and wasting over 40 hours of commuting, I save more money and gain more sleep. (Spend an average of $180 on gas and 8-10 hours of commuting a month now) I also did this because my worksite provides a gym, shower and food which I also saw as an opportunity. Just imagine yourself in my situation and think about how much YOU can save.
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Oct 9, 2023 05:24
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at the height of my crack addiction i was in a similar situation and it was loving sick tbh
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Oct 9, 2023 05:33
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There's a shower, gym, and couches to sleep on where I work but I don't want to spend more time there than I need to. Go home or buy/rent closer to work.
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Whoops lol
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Oct 9, 2023 05:36
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How much is the mattress op Total, initial investment + yearly subscription. Include pricing tiers.
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Vim Fuego posted:I could honestly leave Monday morning but I go out for work Sunday evening to beat the Monday morning rush hour and go home fridays. You didn't answer if you have a place to live, that you pay for. Otherwise, I missed it. Also, what type of car is it? Searching found it to be a Suburu, Sedan, Legacy is basically 16' long. can you stretch out? Do the cafeteria people wonder why you're there three times a day, every single day? how many pairs of underwear do you have? Pants? I've been pulling for you, but you're ignoring vital questions I lived in a '98 toyota tercel, because I didn't have a loving choice, stop acting like you're all hoity-toity blight rhino fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Oct 9, 2023 |
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I could respect choosing to live in your car honestly. I can't respect choosing to live in your car to bootlick support a startup that sells internet mattresses jfc.
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i'm going to hack into unsecured mattresses and spy on sex havers via haptic feedback technology
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Hey, honey...wanna come back to my WRX so I can earn my STI badge?
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R.L. Stine posted:i'm going to hack into unsecured mattresses and spy on sex havers via haptic feedback technology the year is 2023... it is the dawn of the sex hacker.
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OP I would recommend trading in the WRX for a nice Dodge Charger. Bigger sedan with ample space. Better interior quality. The purity of true RWD with 100% defeatable traction control, and a glorious NA or supercharged V8. (only losers get teh V6 versions)
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Vim Fuego posted:I could honestly leave Monday morning but I go out for work Sunday evening to beat the Monday morning rush hour and go home fridays. Lmao $320 bucks is a days wage for basically any STEM person 4+ years into an industry career. You don't seem to be making yourself miserable, just really bad at making decisions that include things like comfort. A problem for most engineers. Real or not, you make me feel better about myself op.
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Vim Fuego posted:I could honestly leave Monday morning but I go out for work Sunday evening to beat the Monday morning rush hour and go home fridays. Aww man you tipped your hand.
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 Plot twist Vim Fuego is the CEO of Jizzmattress. He’s known as the crazy man behind the idea that tech workers see as a cautionary tale. Or even worse it’s the my pillow guy. Also OP there is an app that you would put screen side down on you bed with you and it did the same thing. It worked ok. I used it for a little bit. Also, if jizzmattress stops being a mattress when it loses internet connectivity, what will happen if a natural disaster like a hurricane, or wildfire knocks out telecom service? I think you’ll be up to your neck in lawsuits or FTC/BBB complaints.
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Op does the IOT mattress come with a built in pocket pussy/expandable dildo/buttplug capability? You could do that, make it like the IOT vibrators and revolutionize teledildonics. Twitch streamers bang their mattress and all the parasocial nerds getting findommed can experience the appropriate response on their side. Tribbing might be a hard thing to simulate, but I bet you could. E: You can use the bang-data to train an AI to suck you off in the back of your wrx (also your apartment).
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