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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

CRIME MOST FOUL

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




i own every Bionicle posted:

I have to give my friend his dog back on Wednesday, which sucks.

Have you considered changing your name and moving to another country instead?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

Have you considered changing your name and moving to another country instead?

I know a guy in Tijuana who can give you a new face, no questions asked.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7wduoqq.mp4

The soloist has arrived and is a good boy.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
This baby have things to say

https://i.imgur.com/1uGYcJe.mp4

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/rAf2Yon.mp4

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I want to live on Barkworld

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Wow that peak he's running on is very steep.

And when will they just start hiring orchestra pets? Everyone prefers it.

Kane is a little baby who needs attention
https://youtu.be/7rVDRshYgIs?si=1e5tgrlHDakhY5my

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
My fat guy sleeps weird

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Facebook Aunt posted:

Have you considered changing your name and moving to another country instead?

It’s too late, he has already taken her back, and I was not clever enough to abscond with her. He brought me some beer and bourbon as a thank you for watching her/apology for taking her back.

Here is a another clip where I figured out that during tug of war, her nose contains a button that enables expert mode

https://i.imgur.com/LsQxck1.mp4

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

The Peccadillo posted:

My fat guy sleeps weird



Diagnosis: cat

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1711043063735283730?s=20

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I'd like to think this is how it all started with humans & dogs. One well placed scratch in just the right spot on a wolf pup & boom, we got friends for life :3:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

I love the other dog looking at him.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Jippa posted:

I love the other dog looking at him.

It looks like a schnauzer so it’s probably all,”Hey! Ya fluffy son of a bitch! You want some of this!? I see you pretending to not look! I’m gonna kick your rear end!”

But, like, said with a German accent.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://i.imgur.com/hJlWmhc.mp4

This cat is cooler than anyone here.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hJlWmhc.mp4

This cat is cooler than anyone here.

Someday, I’ll have a cat that doesn’t turn into an inside-out Moulinex whenever they experience a piece of flair. Hasn’t come in a half-century, but I remain hopeful.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/PKVJqio.mp4

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Cute!
I still wouldn't stand behind a horse!

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Is the 'business' end of the horse the front or back? 🐎

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Olewithmilk posted:

Is the 'business' end of the horse the front or back? 🐎

Depends on your business.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Olewithmilk posted:

Is the 'business' end of the horse the front or back? 🐎
Both, actually! Horses can kick backwards, and also strike in front of them with their forelegs. Which is why the safest place to stand is on the side, just at the withers. :science:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VN2vdQ7.mp4

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

Olewithmilk posted:

Is the 'business' end of the horse the front or back? 🐎

Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Under the horse is the most dangerous though

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
e: oh I thought this was a gif thread

I don't mean to be snobby in the cute thread

credburn has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Oct 10, 2023

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SubponticatePoster posted:

Both, actually! Horses can kick backwards, and also strike in front of them with their forelegs. Which is why the safest place to stand is on the side, just at the withers. :science:

Just make sure there's open space behind you, cause they can also crush you against a wall with their sides.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I checked with Mike Pence, the best thing is to have it inside you.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Bulldog is of the devil:

https://i.imgur.com/Q7eNfVA.mp4

Sound on

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/FGOmV9U.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Are those possums? Do they have australian accents

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Sugar gliders I think

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I was incorrect with my guess off Pygmy lemurs. But now I know more about Pygmy lemurs and bush babies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cJoqZn5g4

Bored has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Oct 10, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
omg the cutest infestation ever

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bushbabies!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Boing.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

God be like "I'mma cross a tiny monkey with a squirrel & see what happens"

E: so to add I somehow stumbled on a short about a little guy called the bettong :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plw5sga-C5A

More info for those interested, it's like a teeny kangaroo rat thing - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettong

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 21:10 on Oct 10, 2023

Lemon
May 22, 2003

DarklyDreaming posted:

Bulldog is of the devil:

https://i.imgur.com/Q7eNfVA.mp4

Sound on

That dog's reaction immediately reminded me of this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2e6d6U5O58&t=81s

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

ultrafilter posted:

Just make sure there's open space behind you, cause they can also crush you against a wall with their sides.
Yeah, SA's thing is "poor Freckles" but a horse can really gently caress you up if it has a mind to. Standing at the withers will prevent you getting kicked, but not bit, bodychecked, etc. Honestly kind of surprised we were ever able to domesticate them at all. But a sweet gentle horse is one of the sweetest things you'll ever meet :3:


Elfface posted:

I checked with Mike Pence, the best thing is to have it inside you.
Not what I meant, Mr. Pence!

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