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The Voice of Labor

guile is fdr, zangeif is stalin and cammy is churchill. hth op

# ? Oct 10, 2023 20:44

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# ? May 25, 2024 07:33

RavenousScoot

infinetessimally small chance of encountering a golden bread crumb in a tube of bread crumbs that gives you a perfect chop

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 04:48

RavenousScoot

delusion that the guy working at the deli's nude from the waist down, you can't see him behind the counter, but you know his gait is off by his walking over the meat scraps

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 05:05

Karate Bastard

Risky move for a wurstmeister to work pantsless

# ? Oct 11, 2023 06:33

RavenousScoot

Karate Bastard posted:

Risky move for a wurstmeister to work pantsless

pins this to corkboard with yarn connecting to to "why does boss music play when he grinds the sausages"

(it's actually a custom hybrid street organ+sausage grinder to liven the deli)

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# ? Oct 11, 2023 13:12

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Hurdy Gurdywurst.

# ? Oct 11, 2023 14:53

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Hurdy Gurneys. You crank them to move the patient.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Oct 11, 2023 15:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Viginti Septem posted:

Hurdy Gurneys. You crank them to move the patient.

# ? Oct 11, 2023 15:45

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Hand-cranked dairy cow collector. The Herdy Guernsey.

# ? Oct 11, 2023 17:33

RavenousScoot

electro swing therapy

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 02:36

Karate Bastard

Do you ever call people op in irl life?

# ? Oct 12, 2023 09:09

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What is the most incorrect way of pronouncing Nietzsche?

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:54

Karate Bastard

Gesundheit.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:57

Karate Bastard

At this moment in time, I am Pheudoric.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 15:12

Karate Bastard

The wanking dead, a silly porn parody.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 21:20

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Prurient Squid posted:

What is the most incorrect way of pronouncing Nietzsche?

nietzsche.cx shock photo

# ? Oct 13, 2023 04:36

Trying

Prurient Squid posted:

What is the most incorrect way of pronouncing Nietzsche?

it doesn�t matter

# ? Oct 14, 2023 00:41

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Trying posted:

it doesn�t matter

# ? Oct 14, 2023 01:03

baka of lathspell

RavenousScoot posted:

electro swing therapy

lol

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 14, 2023 01:44

The Voice of Labor

I went home for more breakfast, like I always do
how was I to know that rabbit had kidnapped roo

I was gambling with kanga and I lost because I don't understand numbers
send eeyore, buns and honey, christopher robin get me out of this

I'm an innocent. why pooh bear?
somehow I got stuck from too much honey in my doorway
and I'm down on my luck, yes I'm down on my luck
well, I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in ashdown forest
in sussex england
send eeyore, buns and honey, piglet's in iran

# ? Oct 14, 2023 02:28

Karate Bastard

Anti ghost spray, utilized by paranormal experise as necessary when probing into areas of suspected ill airs and omens. It's febreze. Sometimes they spray it into the bathroom even before entering.

# ? Oct 15, 2023 10:03

Karate Bastard

I've gotten into some real esoteric programming languages lately, you know brainfuck and the like. Dabbling in the dork arts.

# ? Oct 15, 2023 10:06

baka of lathspell

they call this new drug snow crash. it feels like coming down from a giant coke binge. now i got 16 tons of it coming into the city and i need someone to move it. that's where you come in

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# ? Oct 15, 2023 13:51

more falafel please: forums poster

Karate Bastard posted:

I've gotten into some real esoteric programming languages lately, you know brainfuck and the like. Dabbling in the dork arts.

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thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:31

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

baka fwocka fwame posted:

snow crash.

this isn't a joke but it's my real life. whenever someone mentions the influential cyberpunk novel snow crash my mind immediately thinks they're talking about the ski bum teen comedy out cold.

# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:47

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

RavenousScoot posted:

baby mafia
"waaah, see?"

they tried to make me sleep with fishes but I never stay down for a whole night

# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:14

deep dish peat moss

A robot fraternity called FratGPT

# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:26

RavenousScoot

Trying posted:

they tried to make me sleep with fishes but I never stay down for a whole night

he says he's hungry, I said ok I'll tell you something, go suck your mother

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:53

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

ayyy

hooo

I'm crawlin' hyea...

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:56

Karate Bastard

*drops bottle*

Incredible.

He's carried out fourteen hits, just like that.

# ? Oct 16, 2023 02:10

Finger Prince

deep dish peat moss posted:

A robot fraternity called FratGPT

ΓΠΤ on a sign above an AI or robot frat is exactly the kind of joke I could see in Futurama or something. It's really good.

# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:10

google THIS

A former patsy thinks he gave his old boss the slip, little realizing that he's developed object permanence

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:07

RavenousScoot

google THIS posted:

A former patsy thinks he gave his old boss the slip, little realizing that he's developed object permanence

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:43

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

frat guy named Cliff Bar

# ? Oct 17, 2023 00:17

Karate Bastard

Unintelligent design: Putting together a system that barely works until it doesn't using nothing but single points of failure.

# ? Oct 17, 2023 07:36

google THIS

Karate Bastard posted:

Unintelligent design: Putting together a system that barely works until it doesn't using nothing but single points of failure.

Please don't doxx me especially at work

# ? Oct 17, 2023 16:35

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# ? May 25, 2024 07:33

They Might Be

all sizzle no steak, chicken fajita.

# ? Oct 17, 2023 23:15

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