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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Everyone did so well last card, this seemed inevitable

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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

It seems like all the pros were of the same mind when it came to betting the main event last night...

https://twitter.com/oocmma/status/1591677696450658304

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Stealth Tiger posted:

It seems like all the pros were of the same mind when it came to betting the main event last night...

https://twitter.com/oocmma/status/1591677696450658304

don't bet on sports, kids

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
late, but not too many lines I love. I have like $40 left in my account, so:

Till @ +140, $10 to win $24
Topuria @ -155, $20 to win $32.90
Till/Topuria/Ankalaev parlay @ +398, $11.45 to win $57.10


I think Topuria at that price is insane, slam bet for me. Till I think should be the favorite. Ankalaev @ -380 seems right, maybe even a bit high, but for some reason it seemed right to add him to the parlay.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i put $100 into a draft kings account this past february. after a handful of homer ncaa mbb bets went nowhere, i made some mma bets including a few hedges on ufc cards. im currently sitting on a massive bankroll of $28. i figured id end my year of subpar underdog bets with another dog: Damir Ismagulov. bet on the other guy if you want to win money

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Decided to put $5 on Matthew Semelsberger to win because I randomly chose a sweatshirt with the same logo as his chest tat to wear today.

Gonna finish my year about +$25 overall. Feeling pretty chuffed about that. The ol' book has been open since 2008, and I've never had to deposit more than my initial $100 stake. I bet they hate me.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Eat This Glob posted:

i put $100 into a draft kings account this past february. after a handful of homer ncaa mbb bets went nowhere, i made some mma bets including a few hedges on ufc cards. im currently sitting on a massive bankroll of $28. i figured id end my year of subpar underdog bets with another dog: Damir Ismagulov. bet on the other guy if you want to win money

you missed so bad on this one that he retired. a new achievement for this thread.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jealous??? :smug:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
volk / islam bets

100 on volk by points to win 600ish

40 on a 9 leg multi of heavy favourites culminating in makachev to win 800ish

10 on a draw to win 500ish

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
Volk to win, by decision, with 25+ significant strikes in the first round, $10 @ +700 to win $80
Yair to win, $10 @ -205 to win $14.87
Volk/Della Maddalena/Tafa to win @ +775, $15 to win $131.36
Volk to win, $150 @ +285 to win $577.50

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Managed to get a long shot sub bet to pay off finally

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

i ain't got the kinda scratch you degens do but i finally got to place a legal bet in my state. i live so close to a neighboring state that their geolocation software wouldn't let me throw down previously but i'm in now.

shevchenko vs grasso tomorrow:
grasso to win, $25 at +550 for a $162.50 payout
fight to go the distance, $10 at +125 for a $22.50 payout

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i think if you go grasso you really should be going for By KO. i don't think there is a universe where if she beats valentina she's getting it by decision or submission.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

i certainly considered that, which is why decision was the smaller bet. i still have another 15 bones in there that i might throw at it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
75 on jj by sub

gane by t/ko 50

25 on grasso

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
thanks jase

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

Hell yeah grasso by RNC! Hail jase!

Nothing But Hate
Oct 7, 2006
When night falls, she covers the world, in impenetrable darkness



Up $7 for the day so far. Thanks Grasso

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Marching Powder posted:

75 on jj by sub

25 on grasso

that'll do pig, lol, that'll do.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

Marching Powder posted:

that'll do pig, lol, that'll do.

i didn't see that jj by sub coming. well done.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

that was bonkers lol

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Alexa Grasso helping keep sportsbooks in business.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
5 bux on Grasso and my book is well in the black for the year. Rusty daggers for everyone!

I like how wagering against Shevchenkos is how I've won my biggest upset pots.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
forgot to post in advance, but the only thing I ended up winning was Jones to win + by sub, $50 to win $250. :cool:

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Any good action on 287?

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

The spreads for me are kinda lame. I'm gonna sit this one out. Plus I don't really follow any of the fighters on this card.

I did listen to the sheehan show episode that covered it and I agree with his sentiments re: burns. I'd probably bet similarly if I bet anything.

EDIT: I suppose that's not in the theme of this thread and our patron saint. I should probably yolo on some arbitrary underdog.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I find myself at a casino and dont know any better.:

50 parlay for burns & pereira to win 82

50 for pereira by decision for +650

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

(edit: wrong thread)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
had 50 to win 500 on masvidal by points and it was a good bet in the sense that the fight was much closer than the odds indicated but a definite loss.

i've got izzy and pereira by knockout so let's lose the rest!

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








well darn, my kid even said izzy on the way to his sitter- shoulda listened!

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Marching Powder posted:

i've got izzy and pereira by knockout so let's lose the rest!

Wait what?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
thanks to izzy's ko i'm up 44.50 for the day.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Brut posted:

Wait what?

i bet on both izzy and pereira to win by knockout. if a ko happened, i couldn't lose.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Brut posted:

Wait what?

basically he's taking the fight to end by ko. im assuming wherever he bet didn't have method of victory only props.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

basically he's taking the fight to end by ko. im assuming wherever he bet didn't have method of victory only props.

yeah. online sites are wack. specifically, i had izzy by ko at all or pereira to ko in 2,3, or 4 to pad the payout a bit.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
not mma betting but betting-related i bet 110 bucks on the denver nuggets to win the 2023 championship with a return of 990. before game 4 today, they were offering me 820 dollars to cash out and i was seriously considering it in case jokic and murray fell off horses or jimmy starts being michael jordan again.

i was thinking about the 170 i'd be losing if the nuggets pull it off and just for shits and giggles i checked how much putting 170 on the heat to win 2023 and the return was 1200. so i put 170 on the heat. now i am definitely winning 820 or maybe (definitely not) winning 1200.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Figured I’d say something eventually — Jase faked his death.

After more than a few weeks of investigation last year, we found him posting still on an older Twitter account. Also, we learned that he never owned the bar and restaurant he claimed to, and the woman he was married to seemed to have always been married to another man.

In other words, Jase pulled off the ultimate Jase gambit. A+

He also still plays Call of Duty under the same Activision name lol

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lol cool

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

:kstare:

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