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For which system will you be getting Assassin's Creed: Mirage?
This poll is closed.
PC 14 18.67%
PS5 5 6.67%
XSX 3 4.00%
PS4 1 1.33%
XBO 1 1.33%
I am going wait for the Switch port 51 68.00%
Total: 75 votes
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Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Sega Dreamcast posted:

Nintendo: STOP loving MAKING HORNY BOWSETTE FANART YOU SICK FUCKS

Also Nintendo: There is no possible way artists will be able to make this weird
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1712173820348436587

this is on, like, disney's robin hood levels of a key unlocking a mental door for some poor kids

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Why is Nintendo so obsessed with making metamorphosis seem whimsical and fun? It's excruciating pain, the process itself is like dying while a new beast eats you from the inside out. Just figure a family friendly company would want to avoid tempting people into hurting themselves by mutating into raccoon men or frogs or elephants and whatever else.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

You guys are very horny for that elephant huh

Snake Maze
Jul 13, 2016

3.85 Billion years ago
  • Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus

Khanstant posted:

Why is Nintendo so obsessed with making metamorphosis seem whimsical and fun? It's excruciating pain, the process itself is like dying while a new beast eats you from the inside out. Just figure a family friendly company would want to avoid tempting people into hurting themselves by mutating into raccoon men or frogs or elephants and whatever else.

I turned into a raccoon the other day and it was painless and honestly pretty fun, at least until I fell into a bottomless pit :shrug:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Khanstant posted:

Why is Nintendo so obsessed with making metamorphosis seem whimsical and fun? It's excruciating pain, the process itself is like dying while a new beast eats you from the inside out. Just figure a family friendly company would want to avoid tempting people into hurting themselves by mutating into raccoon men or frogs or elephants and whatever else.
Skill issue

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Khanstant posted:

Why is Nintendo so obsessed with making metamorphosis seem whimsical and fun? It's excruciating pain, the process itself is like dying while a new beast eats you from the inside out. Just figure a family friendly company would want to avoid tempting people into hurting themselves by mutating into raccoon men or frogs or elephants and whatever else.
Big Death sponsored this post, trying to keep people from inputting ←↖↑↗→ + 🟥 or ⭕.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Khanstant posted:

Why is Nintendo so obsessed with making metamorphosis seem whimsical and fun? It's excruciating pain, the process itself is like dying while a new beast eats you from the inside out. Just figure a family friendly company would want to avoid tempting people into hurting themselves by mutating into raccoon men or frogs or elephants and whatever else.

Visser One sponsored this post

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Is Bowsette, herself, a 'powered up' form? Or can Bowsette take the elephapple to make Elephowsette?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Bowsette is Bowser under the influence of the Super Crown, so I would assume the elephant form would override it

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Bowsette cannot consume the elephapple, nor could Bowsephant don the titty crown, because God never granted elephants the right to rule

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


mutata posted:

Is Bowsette, herself, a 'powered up' form? Or can Bowsette take the elephapple to make Elephowsette?

What does your "If I google this I'll probably need to wash my eyes out with bleach" heart tell you?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

RBA Starblade posted:

You guys are very horny for that elephant huh

I'M GETTIN HORNY, HOMBRE

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
*lo-fi Alucard voice*

Dark Metamorphosis!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Hwurmp posted:

Bowsette cannot consume the elephapple, nor could Bowsephant don the titty crown, because God never granted elephants the right to rule

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ba-Boing!

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Babar, unlike Mario, is fictional

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Kin posted:

So what's the take on this Lords of the Fallen?

It's an Elden Ring clone right? The tone of the marketing is a bit all over the place.

lords of the fallen(2023) is a lords of the fallen(2014) clone
they made the stupid trendy no-number reboot before even releasing a 2
:negative:

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
I gave my old gaming rig to my Dad and spent most of last night teaching him how to play Skyrim.

His reaction to reaching the character creator and seeing a Khajiit for the first time: "Oh, a cat!" He ended up picking Redguard and spent like an hour bumbling around the tutorial dungeon picking up every wicker basket he could find, accidentally stripping naked and beating the poo poo out of the guy who was supposed to be escorting him to safety.

I got home from work today and he told me he had a "bad experience" with a rat.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

Waffleman_ posted:

Visser One sponsored this post

lmao

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

I gave my old gaming rig to my Dad and spent most of last night teaching him how to play Skyrim.

His reaction to reaching the character creator and seeing a Khajiit for the first time: "Oh, a cat!" He ended up picking Redguard and spent like an hour bumbling around the tutorial dungeon picking up every wicker basket he could find, accidentally stripping naked and beating the poo poo out of the guy who was supposed to be escorting him to safety.

I got home from work today and he told me he had a "bad experience" with a rat.

your dad rules

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Strawberry Panda posted:

I've been wanting to get a Guitar controller and try out Clone Hero, but the controller prices are pretty steep for something I might not use a ton.

Try Facebook marketplace. I got one mailed to me by someone who refurbished them for like 40 bucks

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Traded-in some games to snag preorders of Spider-man 2 and Mario Wonder

:rip: $5aud trade-in value for Saint's Row (I kept it)

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006




babar is one of those beloved childhood memories of mine that i am terrified to revisit for fear of discovering an episode where he visits his family's rubber plantation in the belgian congo or some poo poo like that

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I see you've found the earlier Tintin books

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Paramount Plus has a fuckin Pet Sematary origin story series and I think it was a mistake to have so many streaming services.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Waffleman_ posted:

Paramount Plus has a fuckin Pet Sematary origin story series and I think it was a mistake to have so many streaming services.

the lads at WHM had nothing but sincere contempt for it and i believe it

the real issue at play here is that, in the eyes of executives, bringing an original IP to a pitch meeting is the equivalent of carting in a cartoon bomb with a lit fuse, so you end up with either an endless parade of reboots/remakes where we once again get to see batman's parents get killed in glorious 4k, or awkward attempts to staple a story onto the rear end end of a previously existing IP, or sometimes both as is the case here (since this was a followup to the 2019 remake)

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

whats whm

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

white mage

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Wonster Hunter Morld

Pwnstar
Dec 9, 2007

Who wants some waffles?

I was one of the Guitar Hero early adopters and I got the warranty on the controller for like 10 bucks or something. The sales guy is telling me that I'm totally set now, I could literally smash the guitar onto the ground in front of him right now and he'd have to replace it for me. Then he got very disappointed that I didn't trust him enough to do that. Shout out to that guy lmao.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006




we hate movies, the premier fat new york comedians talking about movies podcast on the 'net

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euGKQ5Zg65Q

i think about this bit more than i'd care to admit

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Today I finished Lies of P! It was perfectly all right to me, by far the most competently made Soulslike I've played up to this point. But I think Bloodborne is Just OK and this game was Just OK as well. Kind of the ideal Gamepass experience.

So far in 2023 I have completed:

Citizen Sleeper
Vampire Survivors
Batora: Lost Haven
Vengeful Guardian: Moonrider
Hi-Fi Rush
Wanted: Dead
Chop Goblins
Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores (DLC)
Valkyrie Elysium
Age of Wonders 4
Diablo IV
Final Fantasy XVI
Octopath Traveler II
Baldur's Gate 3
En Garde!
Mortal Kombat 1
Lies of P

Up Next: Alan Wake 2 babyyyyyyyy

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Been playing Super Mario 3D world and all I have left to do is Champions Road and the little box house with 30 stars in a row.
This is probably the toughest a mario game has been for me!

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

i finally got around to playing Strange Horticulture and why didn't anyone tell me this was like if Papers, Please was about identifying plants and solving occult murders

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Kerrzhe posted:

i finally got around to playing Strange Horticulture and why didn't anyone tell me this was like if Papers, Please was about identifying plants and solving occult murders

Well I'm sold.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

i can arrange my little plants on the shelf and give them labels and i can have my little book on my little desk and i pet the little kitty cat and oh no people are being gruesomely torn apart in a town up the road

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_CViZg6sFc&hd=1

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Kerrzhe posted:

i finally got around to playing Strange Horticulture and why didn't anyone tell me this was like if Papers, Please was about identifying plants and solving occult murders

Yeah, it rules.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Vermain posted:

babar is one of those beloved childhood memories of mine that i am terrified to revisit for fear of discovering an episode where he visits his family's rubber plantation in the belgian congo or some poo poo like that

No need, the stories you remember are already French colonial propaganda

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Pwnstar
Dec 9, 2007

Who wants some waffles?

Being a kid is really cool IMO. I remember the Golliwog from Noddy and to my innocent child eyes, it was simply a kind of pixie or whatever. If someone said it was supposed to be a black man, that person would be very silly!

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