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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Adenoid Dan posted:

gently caress every person who says anything along the lines of "it's too soon," when is it ok to condemn a genocide in progress? What the gently caress.

they're being disingenuous, hth

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Fighting Elegy posted:

I will do that but she is going HAM on facebook this week with her support for Israel. Not getting bloodthirsty, but she's liked and posted some stuff about how you need to take a side, and it's clear which side she wants people to take lol. I'll shift the conversation into how we both thought the Barbie movie was bad and ask if she needs help in the garden.

the barbie movie wasn't bad why do you gaslight such a sweet old lady

stumblebum
May 8, 2022

no, what you want to do is get somebody mad enough to give you a red title you're proud of

cenotaph posted:

So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

i was just gonna stay in and enjoy my day off. i find the gift-giving has gotten a bit too commercialized recently imo

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Weka posted:

So I was wondering, is there a credible source for a single dead Israeli baby?

Israel's Twitter account posted pictures. One dead baby with their face blurred, unclear cause of death. Two pictures of babies so badly charred that they're unrecognizable.

I don't know if they provided more context.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

papersack posted:

Because he's an impotent hack that literally no one listens to. Ask 10 people who the current SoS is and you'll get 10 wrong answers. He's done more damage to the position than anything under Trump.

they only appointed him because of his name but nobody can remember it

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

cenotaph posted:

So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

hmm on second thought i'm going to play video games

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I still can't believe that the enduring Israeli intelligence myth of The Tenth Man was just thoroughly decimated by Yom Kippur 2.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Willa Rogers posted:

lol, I just remembered the hooting & hollering on the white house grounds when osama's assassination was announced and the dnd posters who defended the celebrating.

and a mere 16 months later they got got by the last laugh...

hard to argue that Osama bin Laden changed the course of human events more than anyone since Hitler

what a loving time to be alive, god help us

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Adenoid Dan posted:

gently caress every person who says anything along the lines of "it's too soon," when is it ok to condemn a genocide in progress? What the gently caress.

i guess technically this is a school shooting

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Fighting Elegy posted:

I will do that but she is going HAM on facebook this week with her support for Israel. Not getting bloodthirsty, but she's liked and posted some stuff about how you need to take a side, and it's clear which side she wants people to take lol. I'll shift the conversation into how we both thought the Barbie movie was bad and ask if she needs help in the garden.

Only you know your family dynamic, but one thing that’s true is (assuming neither of you are in Israel proper which seems fair based on context) that neither of you matter to how this will play out. Your grandmother’s fb posts are probably going into an echo chamber and you probably can’t change her mind. From that place, it’s up to you to decide, if she doesn’t accept redirection from the topic, to placate her or to take a gentle but firm stand. People get really moralistic about this stuff but there’s nothing wrong with placating a powerless elderly relative who you enjoy. And there’s nothing wrong with taking a stand if that’s the way you want to go and if burning the relationship is okay. What’s happening in Israel is unconscionable, but it doesn’t center on you and your small family dynamic is just a whole separate thing. Dti and enjoy your time with family

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

cenotaph posted:

So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

I'm going to recite the shaddah and embrace the light of Allah and his prophet Mohammed pbuh, op

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Evidently knowing that "Palestine" was a name coined by the Romans is supposed to be a gotcha for people defending Israel's "honor". It's very weird, like they think if you don't know that, you can't comment on any of Israel's history intelligently (I did happen to know that but don't see how it's relevant to anything).

Anyway...seems like the Day of Jihad is earlier year after year.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald has issued a correction as of 01:04 on Oct 13, 2023

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

cenotaph posted:

So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

If you post this on the right social media sites you can do numbers

Hundreds of Americans will flood in replying with variations on: "drinking alcohol and eating bacon."

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Fighting Elegy posted:

What should I say to my very nice 85 year old Jewish grandma who supports Israel when I see her this weekend? I don't really know what's going on but I'm guessing Hamas did an attack on civilians and Israel responded by killing 100s or thousands of civilians with some flimsy justifications to suggest they weren't innocent? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Honestly my grandma doesn't have that many years left so it doesn't really matter what she thinks any way, but she's usually a very smart nice lady who i love very much. I guess I'll just say "but come on, we know why Hamas is doing attack, there are reasons."

Take her out for the jihad day celebrations.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Fighting Elegy posted:

What should I say to my very nice 85 year old Jewish grandma who supports Israel when I see her this weekend?

"Bubbe, is there any more of your delicious soup or the challah you served it with?"

I used to argue with my mom about obama's perfidy & now that she's dead I can think of 100 other things we should've been talking about instead.

I'm not saying give her free rein to be racist, just to pick your battles with the olds.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Fighting Elegy posted:

What should I say to my very nice 85 year old Jewish grandma who supports Israel when I see her this weekend? I don't really know what's going on but I'm guessing Hamas did an attack on civilians and Israel responded by killing 100s or thousands of civilians with some flimsy justifications to suggest they weren't innocent? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Honestly my grandma doesn't have that many years left so it doesn't really matter what she thinks any way, but she's usually a very smart nice lady who i love very much. I guess I'll just say "but come on, we know why Hamas is doing attack, there are reasons."

"so nice to see you, grandma, i love you!"

Zoeb
Oct 8, 2023

Dislike me? Don't spend $10 on a title. Donate to the Palestinian Red Crescent or Doctors Without Borders
https://www.palestinercs.org/en
https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/

Atrocious Joe posted:

If you post this on the right social media sites you can do numbers

Hundreds of Americans will flood in replying with variations on: "drinking alcohol and eating bacon."

How can you be expected to be taken seriously in condemning America bombing your house and taking your grandpa to gitmo when you can't even recite all the state capitals?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

If you post this on the right social media sites you can do numbers

Hundreds of Americans will flood in replying with variations on: "drinking alcohol and eating bacon."

I remember when global day of Jihad stood for something, before it became this tacky ritual of consumption and drunkenness, before it was about college girls dressing in green with bejeweled novelty DTI glasses

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

jihad day and friday the 13th marathon day? what a bonus

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

Fighting Elegy posted:

What should I say to my very nice 85 year old Jewish grandma who supports Israel when I see her this weekend? I don't really know what's going on but I'm guessing Hamas did an attack on civilians and Israel responded by killing 100s or thousands of civilians with some flimsy justifications to suggest they weren't innocent? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Honestly my grandma doesn't have that many years left so it doesn't really matter what she thinks any way, but she's usually a very smart nice lady who i love very much. I guess I'll just say "but come on, we know why Hamas is doing attack, there are reasons."

whatever keeps you in the will

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i went to walgreens in august and they were playing a call to rise up against the zionist occupation army from the minaret. it's not special if they do it months before jihad day :colbert:

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Fighting Elegy posted:

I will do that but she is going HAM on facebook this week with her support for Israel. Not getting bloodthirsty, but she's liked and posted some stuff about how you need to take a side, and it's clear which side she wants people to take lol. I'll shift the conversation into how we both thought the Barbie movie was bad and ask if she needs help in the garden.

You can always show her that youtube if there's no soup to fill your piehole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdGcej-6D0

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Smythe posted:

it would be cool if 2 guys shot eachother in the big temple in jerusalem and then it went into slow-mo and as the first drop of each of their blood hit the floor the temple exploded and was instantly replaced with a gleaming palace (like tyraels wings) and jesus came out but he was in badass plate and chain armor and he had a huge sword (like the azurewrath) or maybe a polearm like a halberd and also a shoulder mounted 4-tube rocket launcher. another thing jesus could have is jumpjets and ppc cannons

:wow: We are covering this breaking news story live in The Situation Room right now. :wow:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

mdemone posted:

hard to argue that Osama bin Laden changed the course of human events more than anyone since Hitler

what a loving time to be alive, god help us

You rube, how about Deng?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Smythe posted:

it would be cool if 2 guys shot eachother in the big temple in jerusalem and then it went into slow-mo and as the first drop of each of their blood hit the floor the temple exploded and was instantly replaced with a gleaming palace (like tyraels wings) and jesus came out but he was in badass plate and chain armor and he had a huge sword (like the azurewrath) or maybe a polearm like a halberd and also a shoulder mounted 4-tube rocket launcher. another thing jesus could have is jumpjets and ppc cannons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iy32uLW9cc

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

Edgelord Hyperbole like this is going wind up getting somebody hurt or on an FBI watchlist

You could've just said Free Palestine and left it at that

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

no


death to Israel

cry about it bitchh

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Smythe posted:

it would be cool if 2 guys shot eachother in the big temple in jerusalem and then it went into slow-mo and as the first drop of each of their blood hit the floor the temple exploded and was instantly replaced with a gleaming palace (like tyraels wings) and jesus came out but he was in badass plate and chain armor and he had a huge sword (like the azurewrath) or maybe a polearm like a halberd and also a shoulder mounted 4-tube rocket launcher. another thing jesus could have is jumpjets and ppc cannons

you are confusing jesus with morvenn vahl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bust in like a badass cspam poster and yell PILLOW TIME and grandma then just keep pantomiming the act at her

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
♪jesus is a boss fight if you go to hell ♪

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Weka posted:

Take her out for the jihad day celebrations.

at most of the pro-Palestine demos in the US, an 85 year old Jewish woman would be the most popular person there

it be partly out of identity politics but still

she could maybe get free meals at a local arab restaurant for the next few months out it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


it's 🤡'clock.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

AxGrap posted:

Death to the genocidal apartheid state of Israel


comic counterpoint:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

hmm on second thought i'm going to play video games

if you don’t queue as Ts yr a loser

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

i
Evidently knowing that "Palestine" was a name coined by the Romans is supposed to be a gotcha for people defending Israel's "honor". It's very weird, like they think if you don't know that, you can't comment on any of Israel's history intelligently (I did happen to know that but don't see how it's relevant to anything).

Anyway...seems like the Day of Jihad is earlier year after year.

Not even true, it's originally from Hebrew then Greek and finally Latin. It has cognates in Akkadian and Egyptian. It just means land of the Philistines. Nobody knows what the Philistines called themselves but seeing as how everyone around them called them something similar maybe it was basically that.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DarkSithLord posted:

This vid is the perfect embodiment of Israel simultaneously being an evil genocidal nazi country and the gayest most soy place on earth

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Weka posted:

Not even true, it's originally from Hebrew then Greek and finally Latin. It has cognates in Akkadian and Egyptian. It just means land of the Philistines. Nobody knows what the Philistines called themselves but seeing as how everyone around them called them something similar maybe it was basically that.

Well, more to the point, supposing it's an exonym, does it matter?

Like, a bunch of Polish Ashkenazis calling themselves Israelis does not make it a literal continuation of an Israelite polity.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Atrocious Joe posted:

at most of the pro-Palestine demos in the US, an 85 year old Jewish woman would be the most popular person there

it be partly out of identity politics but still

she could maybe get free meals at a local arab restaurant for the next few months out it

Dang now I see finkelstein's grift

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

cenotaph posted:

So what are everyone's plans for the GLOBAL DAY OF JIHAD?

taking the kid to the haunted corn maze because the teenagers dressed up as axe murderers and zombies are legit more scary than propaganda messaging for chuds

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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

at most of the pro-Palestine demos in the US, an 85 year old Jewish woman would be the most popular person there

it be partly out of identity politics but still

she could maybe get free meals at a local arab restaurant for the next few months out it

Hmmm, you're giving me ideas...

Wait, isn't this a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode?

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